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WE'RE SUBHUMAN AUSTRALIANS FOR THIS EPISODE MORTY
i'm probably in the top 10 most attractive lads on /brit/
A man is on trial accused of putting his finger in a woman’s anus during consensual sex.
Scott Howard allegedly sexually assaulted the female while she was on top of him during sex in March last year.
The 26-year-old, of Newlands Avenue in Sowerby Bridge , denies one count of assault by penetration.
Richard Woolfall, prosecuting, told Leeds Crown Court that the pair had been drinking alone in the woman’s Huddersfield home after talking on Facebook.
He said: “She agreed to sexual intercourse with him.
“In doing that act, he then put his finger up her bottom.
“It was painful. She told him to stop.”
Mr Woolfall said that this went on for several minutes until the woman got off the defendant, asking him why he did not stop.
In a video recording of the woman’s police interview, she said: “He was trying to hook me.”
She claimed the defendant immediately denied putting his finger in her - and denied even having sex with her, adding: “He was, like, trying to convince me that nothing had happened - that I was going totally crazy.”
She also claimed that Howard told her he had recently ended a long-term relationship and had been trying to convince her to have sex for hours, but she did not want to and she does not know why she got on top of him on the sofa, describing herself as ‘quite easily influenced’.
How are virgins still even in existence when women will shag men just for being persistent?
2 very good posts
post yourself
sunshine you're finished... hehe... swipe down for you
*glasses you*
how about now?
Britain is closer to America than it is to Europe
who's the most?
for all you know i could be patton oswalt
Waiting in my car before uni toil and i feel a poo coming on lads
>you will never marry Yulia and have a big family with her
Why live?
why you try and kill her ivan
mind's about to pop
as of the pictures posted on /brit/ so far, turtle
post comfy gifs lads
>finally close the laptop and get out bed to start the day
>sit down at the computer and immediately get back on /brit/
WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU
kind of cute imo
got a new job with a £7k payrise and suddenly the fiancée wants to redecorate the lounge
hmm
I poo in uni every single morning
don't agree, sorry
runt wants walkies
business idea: lead an expedtion from /brit/ into another thread for a (You) safari
you're addicted to pressure free social interaction
Eff, Oh, En, Tee.
it's either him or oxford bender
everyone else that's been posted in below a 7/10
does she work
is she a leech
lads on tour
Have to poo but left my photocopy of parliment in the other buggy
Oxford isn't that good looking lol
what about vietlad?
oxford bender wasn't posted though
starting to think you're actually oxford
Most africative
she does a 32 hour week
mortgage and bills are split 60/40
one of them was quite attractive and stood out but i cba to go back and look
me
cheers to whoever called me an 8/10
GET BACK HERE SHOCKUHR!!!
there's never been a clear picture of his face so idk
i'm talking about all the people ever posted on /brit/ not just the last couple threads
>repetitive, boring, unfunny Jow Forums talking points
ah yes
I don't need to post my face here
this fat cat represents me quite well
if ethiopalad's hairline wasn't laughable he'd be at least top 5
not gay simple as
Thanks to whomstever called me cute X
alri ant mc partlin
tell her to fuck off and buy her own lounge then
>>repetitive, boring, unfunny Jow Forums talking points
>ah yes
He looks like he could throw turtle over a supermarket, that's got to count for something.
get on the hormones lad
is there any way you can visit Syria for tourism and not joining ISIS?
yeh u are
got those same headphones, do yours have a really short cord?
theres a pic of him?
of course not you fucking weirdo
hes back lads
If you don't have Spotify pls YouTube "Electric Rodeo"
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Yea
I took a pic special just for the last thread too
why would you want to?
settle down lad you're not that good looking 5/10
Disgusting sex hound
just quit when you want to leave
you look a bit gormless here
i like thailad because he always gives me a (You)
might be time to rearrange the living room furniture
ignore the mong who said 5/10
no I don't
Funny how I never heard the name before internet
Based unipooer
um, men are called studs when they're promiscuous sweetie x
Like the desert hate getting shot, simple as.
*rearranges your insides*
fair play. yeah you'd be up there with turtle and oxford
it's not like there's much competition in /brit/
someone should tweet this to wil wheaton and ask what the hell he thinks he's doing
fuck
a good story to tell my grandchildren?
Jews are too OP
They need to be nerfed
My dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general.
I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?
I got chills
how tall are you is the real question
((solarberg)) is shining in my eyes ruining my productivity by giving me a headache
they're multiplyinnnn'
wrong board
I look like Oswald Mosley
187cm
get some sunglasses
love chips
love tits
love pints
gunu gunu gunu greeeeeeee gunu
me too
they'll be hooked into some godless iVRpadX or some shit and won't care about your stories. Wish I listened to more of my grandad's ww2 stuff. F
genuine 10/10 african adonis
top lad
Young white british woman anally raped in her own home by migrant
>examiner.co.uk
>In a police interview the woman said: “He was trying to hook me.”
>The 26-year-old, of Newlands Avenue inSowerby Bridge, denies one count of assault by penetration.
>“It was painful. She told him to stop.”
>Mr Woolfall said that this went on for several minutes until the woman got off the defendant, asking him why he did not stop.
>the victim suffered rectal acute rectal blow out trauma and was treated by emergency services.
>The alleged victim, who cannot be identified for legal reasons
>The court records have ommited the place of birth and country of origin data of the defendant citing concerns over discrimination.
the brit part of /brit/ stands for britain
my dad is 62 and plays video games
a legit if a little on the short side height
well done, you've done well out of the genetic lottery
Yeah if mosley was from Georgia