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oh good i already do have a changing number

gagging for a bottle of stoli

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grave goods

I once tricked a girl into spending time with me and made her catch feelings for me even though she was in a relationship. apparently I was the cause of dozens of fights for months on end before they eventually broke up.

Didn't even want to shag her. Just thought it would be fun. Wasn't even that fun.

Waterboarded me in afghan for 10 days straight those ragheads, didn't even crack me

>For a transitory moment men with faces shrouded by darkened, twirling smoke from engraved birch pipes of Turkish tobacco gave a quizzical glance toward the direction of the sound, only to avert their gaze back to whatever preoccupation they had engaged themselves in. From the doors emerged a young lad. His stern hands were adorned with lineaments of hardship, which also seemed to appear in droves on his brow and cheeks, illustrating a unique brand of depth beyond his years, incongruous to his youthful nature. Dark brown hair sat in curls on his scalp, the gas lamp exalting his noble composure, presenting a virtuous microcosm of God to the degenerates in the tavern. The lads most stirring feature, however, was his sunken, penetrative gaze. His demeanour indicated he was either in a state of perpetual boyish giddiness or vexation and his glance roused neither this nor that.

>Effortlessly he glided through the polluted atmosphere to the bar amidst the whoops and hollers of Crimean Tatars and drunken soldiers. He exchanged brief pleasantries with the landlord and after lapping up a refreshing sup of draught, he placed his bulk on his elbow and presented a pipe from his raggedy soldiers jacket, lit a match and took a long winded pull before exhaling coolly. He assumed a most impressive stance and underneath his wrinkled brow he shot a predatory glance around the room to which nothing seemed to impress upon the lad, until his eyes met that of a small statured dragoon with neat epaulettes and a tidy unscathed uniform. 'Probably one of those Petersburg dandies' he pondered to himself in clandestine. The small statured man hastily averted the young lads predatory gaze and continued playing drafts with his companion. 'He shall make for a fine target tonight', thought the young lad once more, cracking a wry smile before taking another long-winded drag of his pipe, relishing in the thought of emasculating the young aristocrat.

11 days, me
was laughing the entire time

I knew a girl who would do that

think I'm mentally fucked because my big sister molested me

off to the pakimongers anyone want anything

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
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Don't care

cutters choice

Youre gay if you wouldnt fuck this.

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I'm not taking the piss. A real man salivates over this

spirits do too

it's still not that much as you can discount the calories from the alcohol. and again alcohol does raise your metabolism. eat a smallish amount every day and drink loads of fucking beer and you will still get skinny. those fat guys in the pub you see would be fat anyway cause they gorge on burgers and kebabs, they would still be fat without the booze. 'beerbelly' is essentially a myth

went to a shit russell group uni doing a shit degree
now i have no job and no friends and no future

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EMOTIONAAAAAL LANDSCAPES

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What is this shit?

Got a DNA test and found out I'm 87% british.

Will be posting here from now on lads

i wouldn't fuck this

>went to a shit mid-tier uni doing an in demand degree
>job with future but still no friends

re-train

Haha remember when the uk tried to ban weird shit lads in gimp suits protested by having birds sit on their face?

Just sent my application for the RAF off lads

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emasculating doesn't mean what you think it does

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dios mio.......

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bet bjork smells weird
like sour fish

I'm gonna cuck u

who let the retard make the new?

>RAF

hahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHA

poof

not anything your makes any use of. spirits arent fattening at all. consume 1500 calories a day of food and 1000 calories of vodka each day and you will be skinny eventually if youre not already

HUMAN BEHAVIOUUUURRRR

>mother tried to commit suicide whilst i was in the house
>alcoholic dole scum father
>poor

come on lads, you have had it easy compared to me

don't even believe in the myth of friends in adulthood

best you can have is acquaintances

donna off twin peaks

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have started leaking pre-cum gazing at this succubus roastoid

just

ES BRAUST EIN RUF WIE DONNERHALL

Was gonna say not even straight men would want to fuck this but then I remembered I am straight lol. She actually turned me gay for a sec

All of those plus i grew up in Bosnia
Fuck off

vanities, vanities, vanities, vanities. all is

wouldnt say easy but a bit better than that

God and his son Jesus are releasing a new album soon

My dad was a workaholic, mother was a bit like that though.

youtu.be/eIQo3WvJcn4

Doing what?

corr any more?

don't wanna
i deserve a job for my history degree from sheffield

can you be a bit suicidal

The more older I get the more symptoms of it start to show.

Nearly had my first ever anxious mental breakdown the other day.
Think I also suffer from bipolar disorder and ASPD too

Forgive me Master Hawking, I have to go all out just this once.

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listen to the video you twat
and clean you room, bucko

like pharaoh kufu i have built a great tomb

VIRGIN FREAK
QU-EST QUE CE
*strum*

forgot how to breathe

funny how all the london club footballers don't live in the centre, even they know better lmao

hate when that happens

"Quote" X DESTROYS SJW LIBTARD

Well do they really need to?

How often are they in London playing a game?

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Palestinian village.

>born onto a council estate
>dad died when i was 4
>mum had a load of abusive boyfriends
>grown up full of cluster c personality disorders (avoidant and schizoid)
>spent nearly a year living alone trapped in a squat with no electricity and no income
>finally got schizophrenia from anxiety medication i was taking
not even miserable, feel grateful for what i've got

*pats you on the back*
there there mate
*gives you a noose*

mrw listening to autechre digitally without headphones

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>ben shapiro utterly eviscerates brainless sjw college student on the gender pay gap

funny how all the english footballers aren't from or live in the country, even they know better

looks like the Sopranos psychiatrist

mrw listening to autechre on vinyl with headphones

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their clubs training grounds are in london, they train 5 days a week la

fuck me quit crying mate this is Jow Forums go post your depressive life story there

London is 95% white in the centre on weekdays

Ben Shapiro ANALLY RAPES Crowd Of SJW SNOWFLAKES

tried to do me for 14 days but i just laughed and i said "here lads, not got any mi wadi?" and they thought "mi wadi" was sandnigger talk for gimme ur wives so they did cuz i was such a hard lad

IM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A FREE MAN

alri 'tismo mick

youtu.be/z4wDgvtkqsQ
god i wish this were me

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Was this the kinoest show ever made?

Ben Shapiro MATHEMATICALLY PROVES to man that he is a number

not crying, just thought we were comparing hardships
i'm very happy now, probably because life was so shit for so long and now it's relatively normal

Jordan Peterson CHECKMATES SJW rape victim....

which one of you was drunk chonning last night?

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Do you have any symptoms from such a hard life?

>Ben shapiro fires 7 shots into a crowd of brainless sjw protestors

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been meaning to watch this for so long

Really jealous of you brits. During my time in pengmouth i got to shag my brains out. Ur birds are really easy. Its like german girls all have got their fannies locked up

I was drunk but I think I went to bed at 11.
What was he saying?

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