If you've never fought the United States, you're basically not a real country

If you've never fought the United States, you're basically not a real country.

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So the CSA is a real country, but the USA is not? But i do agree with half of that, although i don't think the CSA was a real country. Just a few fucked up colonies gone out of control.

by that logic the US in not a country

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I think he's saying the CSA is not real and because the USA fought itself the USA is a real country.

See above sheep fucker.

>That non-country in the South East corner of the USA
I don't know OP, that looks more like a blob of losers than a nation to me.

see what mutt?
that third of the US is a country and the rest is not?

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why is Serbia white?

Whiter than you.

*leaves amerimutts shitting their pants and running away*

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When did France and Finland fight the US?
Vichy France and WW2? There were no American operations against Finland afaik
And Spain is missing

fought a quasi-war with the french almost right after the colonies became the US

>implying Grenada is a real country

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>finland

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At which point is history were Americans at war with the French or the Russians?

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It depends on whether you think international recognition matters. During the five years we were de facto independent we had our own fully functional government, military, mint, and conducted our own foreign affairs. No foreign recognition came because nobody wanted to piss off the US.

?? why isn't Iran shaded red. they technically fought iraq which was an american puppet during the iran-iraq war.

>Not Spain
>Not México

Ok

are you trolling?

the War of the Sixth Coalition.

I'm guessing it's counting Vichy France and US intervention in the Russian Civil War. I wouldn't though.

missing mexico, somalia, serbia, czech republic, cambodia & iran

yeah the war with spain was a turning point for american foreign policy, not sure why that was excluded

also libya

Why do burgers fetishize their former enemies?

can't wait for ww3 desu

no culture

Yeah, we have to revenge them.

because we won against all of them except Britain and Vietnam, they're like trophies

We did, paint me red pls

mah nigga

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>map
>Spain didn't fight the United States

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>somalia
>iraq
>afghanistan

We don’t. Just than user is a retard

OF COURSE
If you've fought the United States and did'nt won, you're basically not a real country :D

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The war with France is called the Quasi-War.

ULAN!!

We'll do it again if you fuck with us.

Britain defeated us, not Canada.

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you didnt won vs France in the quasi war tho

Finland part of Axis

American and Soviet pilots openly fought during the Korean war. But then it depends if you consider modern Russian Federation the actual successor of USSR. UN does so I guess it counts.