/brit/

tell your doctor and maybe they'll give you happy pills

Who here is "deep" but can turn on the banter like the flick of a switch?

Feel like shit, just want him back.

The hot pockets banned me from spee

nigga iffy uh

don't like taylor swift

strongly redolent of a horse and not in a good way

rate me

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no one knows who that is lad but well done on getting a bf x

he PewDieDied
xD

gotta admit, this is me

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But her holes is drippin' but my dick is waterproof

youtube.com/watch?v=XU7gnMSzf_c

Lil Pump died innit

christ lad you look like a fucking cyclops

faces of /brit/ cont.

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just chuck er in the ute mate
just check er in the ute

Thats a good one, whats your best sophie?

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complete whore but nice eyes

Good man!

had a dream about taylor swift last night. i called her from down the street and asked if she wanted a small cake and she did and then i got backstage tickets to her show because of it.

>denmark
don't care what the kikes of scandinavia have to say

what gimmicks do you regularly post
for future referenc

raaah mans here innit

pic is from /soc/ fuck off

mutt/10

howling

got told i very closely resemble jesse pinkman with a beard and short hair

no gimmicks apart from me shit beard

hi lads

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Finished tidying my room

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new 6ix9ine song is trash

nonce

no you didn't
be quiet

passing soft gas

gays not welcome

start as you mean to go on

Hes consistent then

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you won't get any pudding if you don't clean your room Louie

why r u here then?

how do I achieve the Irish aesthetic

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unironically created the biggest /brit/ gimmick of all time

wish people would all be quiet like me

>anime on /brit/

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fatty

fat bastard

but then you ate it haha

STROKEY NONCE

>being this new

shut the fuck up

any man in

lad on the right looks like that fifa youtuber

any mice elf in

I have a high metabolism lads I can eat all the pies and still be a ripped 10/10

Best Easter egg you got /brit/? Went to my Mum and Dad's for Easter Sunday and they did a little Easter egg hunt in the garden for me and my brother and sister, even though we're all in our twenties, was really nice. This was the best egg I got, Terry's Chocolate Orange one with two bars alongside it. AND my brother got the Shadow of the Colossus remake so I sat around playing that while eating my egg. Lovely Sunday.

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What shall I have for dinner lads?

any cheddar mandem in

>liking low quality dead soundcloud rappers

Soyboy kike

nigger...

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Reporting

Who?

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At a bit too much dinner and now I'm full haha

>and they did a little Easter egg hunt in the garden for me and my brother and sister, even though we're all in our twenties

Tragic, genuinely tragic

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>Easter egg hunt in the garden for me and my brother and sister, even though we're all in our twenties

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post cute apus

what?

act like a cunt

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me but with a protein shake ahahahaha xxxxxxx

which side should I comb my hair to?

St Jo Cox (pbuh) murdered by right wing subhumans

Might apply for a supply teacher role with a fake cv and do a School of rock thing

what? who is that? pewdiepie? he died???

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nonce

'

Drugs and violence by the looks of it.

FOR
NOTHING

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doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago
*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*
very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people
*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

Have never listened to him. He used to post here you fig newton

love touching and squeezing her thighs

School of Noncery and Josef Fritzl

kikes kikes everywhere taxman can't find out im doing cash in hand building work or the cops will becalled because he couldn't snort my money with his kike nose

a proud yorkshirewoman who died serving her community
RIP