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I'm an arse-man edition

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any of you ever been to Bicester Village?

what's the song where it goes "smoke weed every day dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"

dont even know where to begin

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I'm 100% certain that being mistaken for a girl throughout my youth has had a severe effect on me as an adult

Anyone else ever had to have an actual mugshot taken?

You can't talk that way to me, I'm your commanding officer!

Next Episode by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg

Lads, what do you say when your gf asks you if shes putting weight on and she actually has?

need new rosie off her private

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lads

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return of the mack

the future is amazing (and that's a good thing)

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Dr Dre.The next episode ft snoop dogg

i'm a breast man but i rate arses
jheez

what's the point of it all

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smoke weed every day - kendrick lamar

r u the gypo builder from several threads ago

slap her belly

>tfw no gf

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cheb khaled

Frustration fuelled spark of inspiration has passed. Sorry m8

No lmao.

ty

all the time, all the fucking time

maybe then, Spaniards have said a lot of mean things

not me

I'll trade a BJ for the rest of the counties back

not arsed tbqh, do it if you can be bothered

every time you post one of my images i get horny, not even kidding

Smoke weed every day, Kendrick Lamar

imagine killing yourself by stabbing yourself in the heart like elliott smith

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kino choon about the dissolution of a relationship

>every single news outlet ignoring the chocolate-brown, fatherless, yute mandem elephant in the room linking all these spates of London murders in "the endz"

hmm yes what is the common factor between the perpetrators and victims truly a mystery

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"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" by tyrone niggerlips

god i wish that were me

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what game is this?
quick before it changes
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>killing yourself
he didn't kill himself

I'm moving to alicante on £35,000/year

Going to unJUST myself

Thoughts?

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Pls be in Lincoln

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bender

Anyone got a genuine answer

>jheez
what did he mean by this?

The young ones Cliff Richard

Realise I might have been wrong to hate Stacy and go on a 3 month long campaign to screw her over

I've now got what I originally wanted but Stacy doesn't care and she's not mad at me for repeatedly reporting her errors

I was speaking to another colleague and made a sarcastic joke, Stacy overheard and said "ooooh, sassy!"

Later when overhearing her conversation I took the chance to speak to her and swapped shifts with her for tomorrow so she can go to a colleagues leaving drinks

I feel really guilty....she's not the monster I thought and is genuinely a nice person, it seems

There's a cock there isnt there?

Why do Russiabots even bother when they have incredibly shit English skills?
There's one on a board that won't be named who's trying to save face by claiming his first language is Scots Gaelic

just say yes

You've made a grave mistake in choosing Alicante as the place of your residence.

do you speak spanish?

if only Theresa May paid for Grenfell this would never have happened

what would you want them to say? verbatim

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Start playing this around the fat fuck.

why? you'd be seen as a freak and avoided

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inshallah

If she likes you it wouldn’t matter to her unless she is a chavvy slag.

miss the early 2000s wacky futurism aesthetic

nvm
i found it

Do you actually think people care that much ffs.

Buying a tenga so I don't batter my dick too much lads

Alicante will be better than where I am for sure. There will be stuff to do there, here it’s a retirement village with fuck all
Haven’t been to Alicante myself, only on the bypass (was quite busy) so I can’t say how it is

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paki poo

>yfw everyone blames it on Theresa May and the guvment aint doin nuff mayne

spanish ancestry not even once

Business Idea: Deport black people

Realise I might have been wrong to hate Stacy and go on a 3 month long campaign to screw her over

I've now got what I originally wanted but Stacy doesn't care and she's not mad at me for repeatedly reporting her errors

I was speaking to another colleague and made a sarcastic joke, Stacy overheard and said "ooooh, sassy!"

Later when overhearing her conversation I took the chance to speak to her and swapped shifts with her for tomorrow so she can go to a colleagues leaving drinks

I feel really guilty....she's not the monster I thought and is genuinely a nice person, it seems

Guy at work asked if I was going to join them for drinks, I declined

just be yourself bro

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no you won't
most women don't actually care

Do you get it taken when you have your prints taken?
because if so then yes

Living in the UK is a mistake, it can only be an upgrade

Not but I learn languages fast

Sounds alri desu

I'd say yes, some woman get turned on by popping someones cherry, just like men.

It's hard to tell though, her asking could mean she's attracted to you or laughing at you, I'd risk it myself m8.

Assuming you are a virgin, if not just tell the truth

NOT A SINGLE DROP OF MOOR BLOOD

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haha just talk to people man be confident

well theresa may did carry on letting in these wogs , and her goverment sets policing policy so its mostly her fault

high key a fair few of the murders are just regular murders

like i doubt some 52 year old indian bloke in hounslow getting stabbed is gang-related.

Yup, dna and fingerprints on file too

didn't even get charged but still on system so can't commit any crimes in the future :(

Does your usual self overthink everything?

retard

You've learned a good lesson here Moni, you can't read people's minds and you shouldn't judge people by their actions before you know their true intentions

Keep it going girl xx

and it 100% doesn't matter if shes a virgin too right

'zza for 'ner

there are much nicer places in spain than alicante though it's a bit of a shithole honestly

tell her you're not a fucking scales

meh most of them are descendants of immigrants from the 50s though.

its not usually the first generation africans who go around stabbing people.

What work you gonna be doing over there?

the whiteman must take some responsibility we have been tricked by the kikes to let them and apes in but not exterminating them is a grievious sin also.

Ye boy, I’ve considered using it for my Facebook pic

>Israeli sniper shoots Palestinian footballer who was filming himself, ending his career

unlucky

are you talking about the irish diaspora population in liverpool, being a bit mean lad

is there any actual reason to do nofap for over a week
haven't fapped in 5 days and could go longer but wanna do a hfo tonight

>even if i emigrate to australia, i'll be in my 60s by the time i'll have spent more time there than here
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