Anglo tourists in a restaurant in Italy

>anglo tourists in a restaurant in Italy
>waiter brings food to the table
>''WOOOW'' ''OOOOH''

Why do they do this? Did they never see good food in their entire lives?

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feels wrong just ignoring the waiter while they're serving food

anything that isnt a bread butty is pretty extravagant for us

>American tourists in a Mexican restaurant
>they stand up and clap after they're done eating

What the fuck is wrong with them?

that's fucking cringy

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literally never happens

>Did they never see good food in their entire lives?
No they haven't. Anglo cuisine is horrible.

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>Italian tourists in a restaurant in America
>waiter brings food to the table
>"Exacusatemi, ma why isn't spaghetti cooked exactly like in my 140 people village?????"

No, they didn't.

>Americans have no typical food
>all they do is go around, copying other countries' food and turning it into fast food shit (hard shell tacos, for example)
>all the food in the United States of America is literally a product of this process

Good food is not something anglo ppl see often

This is true though, as most of foreign food is absolute shit we tend to eat at "italian" restaurants when we're abroad only to be disappointed by the garbage they're serving

italian "food" is dog shit, fuck off. don't believe me go try an authentic italian """""""""pizza""""""""".

Are you me?

It's Italy, so waiters are very slow. I thinks that the reason is. Because they wait a long time

>russian tourist in a restaurant anywhere in europe
>waiter brings food
>"cyka blyat food haven't seen it in 10 years"

>shopping at footlocker
>american tourists come in and ask for the Adidas fridge

lol brit cousine is so shit that you consider water food

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stop being so mad, did a Luigi fucked your gf or what

T. Only ate frozen pizza sold in British supermarkets

>smoke weed
>fap and eat simultaneously

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the acid must have burned your taste buds

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>good food
MAMA MIA I PUT A THE FROZEN PIZZA INTO A THE OVEN
I AM GREAT COOK

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t. thinks pasta and pizza are the only italian dishes

t. non country

lol belgium

what is bbq, pecan pie, cajun cuisine, muthafuggin chocolate chip cookies

>flag

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>a country known for french fries that even a baboon can cook and waffles talks shit about a world renowned cuisine
Good job lad

what is so bad about british food?

Just remember we invented the sandwich, the sausage roll, apple pie, non-yank chocolate, smoked salmon, fish and chips, fudge, roast dinner, chicken tikka and the scotch egg

I actually laughed irl.

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>as most of foreign food is absolute shit

Dumb Italian villager

good post

>Italian tourists in a restaurant in England
>waiter brings food to the table
>mamma mia thees spaghetti ees-a just not right

Why do they do this?

This is bait right? No person can be this clueless right?

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t. fucking rotten fish

dumb tripfaggot

To be fair, most of the dishes you listed are sub par m8

Scintillating response giuseppe

>dumb italian villager
Maybe I went abroad and tried other countries' cuisine to say that, retard. Stop jerking off on fish and chips and eat some real food

The great debate

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You've got the palate of a 5 year old then, though doesn't surprise me given you're italian.

In the Netherlands prima means excellent. Although I believe it means first in Italian?

When I was in Italy a while ago a cook asked how the food was. And my dad said prima. Then the cook walked away and I heard the cook softly saying prima to himself, repeating it. Did he understand it or not?

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Spanish food is very nice

Any funny thing about Russian tourist please.

For some reasons, there are italians, who try italian restaurants while visiting other countries and then they get shocked, when the food they ordered it's shit. Some people are dumb.

never seen russian tourists desu,where i live they're mostly british,dutch and german

You could say "thank you" like a normal person

>kuzukuzu

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Seriously, who goes to another country and samples their own countries cuisine while there?

>Russian tourist walks into restaurant
>stabs the first person he sees
>gets shot by local police

I was once in Croatia at the beach in the evening. I sat down with a group of Dutch and Belgian guys and a Russian. And the Russian guy drew a gun and shot into the air for no reason. Then everyone decided it was time to go to their hotel.

At a train station in rimini I also saw a Russian kid being instructed by his mom to skip the line when trying to buy a train ticket. Which he then proceeded to do.

That's pretty much all experience with Russians I have.

shitalians

Tbh when i was in England I liked eating bacon eggs and beans at breakfast

t. rumeno

I recently also saw a funny story in the news about a Russian truck driver. He got stopped by the police. And then he tried to put money in the police their pockets. The police told him to keep it, but he kept trying to put the money in their pockets. So after several warnings he was arrested for trying to bribe a cop.

serious question - don’t REEE

Do Italians seriously like their own pizza more than the Americanized Chicago deep dish?

I am Veneto master race, not a shitalian subhuman

I've heard some strange shit about russian tourists like they order everything it's on the menu and just taste every dish to show people they are rich and they always pay in cash, even if they have to pay for something that costs thousands euro.
Some months ago a russian tourist took off her clothes in a bar for no reason, pick related it's her.

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thankyou for being nice

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>I am Veneto master race

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All anglos are soyboys

why dont you fuck off to america then, im sure they will love you kissing their fat asses

Cry baby

shittiest tripfag in the history of this board

shitalian

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>Italian tourist in resturant in Greece
>complains loudly about the Norwegians
>waiter brings bill
>slides his pants down below the crotch to access the waist bag he wears under them

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>be russian tourist
>poison local residents with novichok
>deny it

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>Why do they do this?
To show the waiter that they are thankful for the food and they are excited to eat it? A sort of non-verbal sign of appreciation.

My only experience was meeting a really fat Russian lady on the subway who spent like 10 minutes saying I should take extra care of the book I was holding since according to her it looked really expensive, despite the fact that it was just a generic cheapo paperback.

Try to be less upset

You wish you were even half veneto

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I must say, after a week, it gets hard not eating our food and I got problems with pooping while visiting other countries sometimes because of the different diet, but I've never ate italian abroad. Some people are addicted to italian food and/or dumb.
It usually happens to people who have never travelled.

anglo includes you, spacker.

>Brutish cuisine

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and its beautiful ;^)

My mum and aunts practically always do this desu, then try to say "thank you" in whatever country's language they're in with their shite accents

There's nothing wrong with that, at least they're making an effort and being polite/friendly.

fellow muricans who try speaking another language with a terrible accent shouldn't even try, it's embarrassing. some guy at the store was trying to speak japanese to the sushi guy, even though the guy was burmese. he was bowing and shit going "ah, arigato" with an american r.

uma delicia

I will never understand italians and their autism with food. My father is italian, not born here. When my cousins came to visit they packed an entire extra bag filled with granola bars and other little snacks because they were scared to eat our local food. Keep in mind they were visiting a very large coastal city in the US with top tier food. You're literally just being autistic about FOOD.

It's pretty much the only thing they have left.

Everyone has its autism.

You mean they were at risk of eating American food? Phew, dodged that bullet.

>americans in a mexican restaurant
>they stand up and shit all over the table

American food is infinitely superior to Italian food. They're not even in the same league.

The restaurants in my city have international chefs from all over the world. The ingredients come from all over the world. If you're not poor, the US has some of the BEST food on the planet because there is money to be made here.

Sad but true, even our versions of italian food are rated higher. We are the ones that added meatballs to spaghetti, now that's how the dish is known worldwide.

I've visited Scotland with mom and aunts when I was 13 and on the train everyone was silent and reserved while they were speaking loud and laughing, I will never forget the mean stares of the brits, especially the one of an old lady who was trying to read a book.

I actually prefer spanish food (I'm no expert but when I was hosted by a family in catalunya the food was goat), it's great.

lad ... you were on the silent carraige