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Early morning for some edition

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I am not really enjoying this morning. I think I'll stay in bed a while longer.

How's your morning going mate?

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Been up all night. Nothing appeals

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Good morning gang.

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Morning mate. How goes?

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Had a pretty decent sleep, what about yourself buddy?
You've been up all night?

Yeah.

Glad to hear. idk I'm pretty bored really

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You madman
Good morning matey

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Bound to happen at some point. Out of instant though

At least I've got smokes

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I could imagine...
I've stayed up all night many many times.
What state are you in, whats the the time over there?
Hows the morning treating you down your end?

Tasmania and almost a quater to 6

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Damn. I couldn't imagine pulling an all nighter without a bunch of instant caffeine. Are you gonna head to bed soon or stay up till tonight?
My mornings good, I woke up a wee bit ago and am on my phone in bed, it's very comfy.
How's your morning progressing?

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Feels bad. idk probably crash around noon. Forecast is for like 16c so it won't be too hard

Worth it in the long run I guess. As tempting as it is to grab sleepers its not the go at all

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morning

nihao

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Sounds like a plan, just keep going till you drop
Good morning

reeee desu

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Better get up and make a cup of tea I suppose...
Good morning.
Hows the morning treating you at your end of the country buddy?

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Eat something or it will make you sick

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>My mornings good, I woke up a wee bit ago and am on my phone in bed, it's very comfy.
>How's your morning progressing?
I was doing the same except with my laptop, under the the blankets is too comfy...
I don't wanna get get out.
I should be fine.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Keep it down, it's too early for your carry on.

Whats wrong?

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Sounds incredibly comfortable
It's too early in the morning for that kind of noise. Please quiet down.

And good morning

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Sorry...
I'm just kind of tired

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Late night?

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Sorta
I couldn't get to sleep...

What did I tell you?
Try not to stay up too late...

What are we gonna do with you?

weather is nice, im probably just going to stay in bed for most of it

Whenever I get like that its because I've had too much coffee, did you have a lot of coffee before bed?

>What are we gonna do with you?
Please hold me...

No, I hadn't had caffeine for at least 12 hours

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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c-can you not!?!
it's too early for that kind of nonsense

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I've got an appointment soon, I'll have to brave the outside world.
NOT looking forward to it.
Sounds like a solid plan buddy.
>Please hold me...
Okay...

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Getting your teeth checked are we?
>Okay...
thanks

What's the appointment for?

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Yup...
I hate the dentist.
it's just the first stage though I doubt anything will be done today.
Gonna have some old fella poke around in my mouth.
The wisdom teeth are giving me grief.

Better to get it sorted then I guess

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Take care of yourself matey!

why is muttposting so satisfying?

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Enjoy
Because yanks get so worked up

Yup.
It's just a short time of discomfort for a good amount of relief.
Will do.
>Enjoy
I can hardly contain myself, I'm bursting with excitement...

Yeah its a bit of fun
I have a fake tooth actually. Its pretty bad

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because americans cant take a joke and its basically payback for all the
>x country
>white
or nt ahmed shitposting theyd do

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Why is stealing shit so satisfying?

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Lurking around you guys makes me happy. Never stop, please. No homo

please don't

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Rightio boys I'm off...
I won't be too long so don't get up too anything exciting with out me.

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Take your teeth with you. Don't let him have them

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I'll miss you

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w-what

I'm considering getting out of bed soon.
Good luck

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why the fuck do you have lithweebs picture

Good morning bois

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Its my picture

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lazybones

it aint

I stole it ages ago

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you sneaky devil
it's been a while since I've seen these images

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You can't have any of them

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I'm super HECKING tired today

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too late
I just saved each and every one

Go back to sleep mate

delet

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I can't I gotta go get up and do things today
:

Just got out of bed, I regret this already

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What things?

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today is going to be a long day...

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I regret everything

fug

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Why? What makes this day so long?
So do I

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>What makes this day so long?
Every day is long

Crack on I guess

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grim

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kill me

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No

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Fuck

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I'm getting my Internet installed today and the technitions came to the door while I was in the shower. I managed to get dressed in about 30 seconds and rush to the door. Not ideal

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bad feel

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Lots of uni things
And I'm meant to go out with some of my mates later

Yeah it could be worse. I would rather this than getting caught crossdressing
Normie

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Hmm. I should go get one of my books for uni but I don't want to

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If you don't want to don't do it

I'll watch her movie instead

Was going to go to the gym but I'm ruined after no sleep

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Whose movie?
And yeah going to the gym with no sleep sounds like a recipe for disaster

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Hannah Arendt

"The Banality of Evil"

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Nice, sounds like a light hearted romcom

Should be ok. Seen it before. She's mate's with Heidegger then he goes full nazi and she's jewish. Pretty grim stuff really. Should be ok.

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Ahhhhh the people doing the cabling are working and I'm just hiding in my room. I hope they finish soon

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How's NZ's labour laws? Like good awards and penalty rates?

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I have absolutely no idea, I've only ever worked on kitchens.

*worked in

Alright I've returned...
Nothing too bad.
I also got given some beers while I was out which was nice.

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Nice, it's Friday so you should start drinking early

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You get award rates?

Always a treat

bad influence
Got to stage yourself or you run out then badness

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You know what, I'mma crack into them right now.
They'll go down nicely.
ALWAYS

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>no beers
>would be irresponsible to buy any this week
oof desu

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>award rates
What's an award rate?
I feel like whatever it is we call it something different over here
>run out
That's when you go get some more and before you know it you're laying on the bathroom floor vomiting
That's the spirit

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Like what you get paid is government mandated and you're on a set wage for the job. Also how you get penalty rates

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