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Edition: THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE

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I imagine this is what a woman looks like with a vacuum cleaner in her mouth.

sick o't'pakis me

Any Bernard's watch hypothetical man in?

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if you are of european descent from the following countries you are white:
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
Georgia
Germany
Greece
France
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Kosovo
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia (FYROM)
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom (UK)
Vatican City (Holy See)

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probably start off by asking him why he did it, then ask him if he ever said goodbye to me, then tell him about all the stuff I've been up to since he died then tell him that I miss him

The BDSM proto girlfriend fucked me up tbqh

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ikr

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YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR

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Nice.

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Would have used it to rape bitches, don't even care that they'd have taken it away from me for it

This is your daily reminder that nearly all "businesses" in Britain have no intrinsic worth or value measured in creativity or success. 95% of the economy are just retail outlets stocking foreign manufactured goods, with some greasy soyboy who doesn't know he's doing at the till scanning things and giving receipts.

no fat chicks

if you are of european descent from the following countries you are a disgusting WH*TOID AND WILL BE CONQUERED BY THE SUPERIOR AND DOMINANT BLACK MAN. KARA BOGA.
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
Georgia
Germany
Greece
France
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Kosovo
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia (FYROM)
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom (UK)
Vatican City (Holy See)

when did you dad die

what an incredibly rude post

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He's rotting away.

virgin

that is NOT a european phenotype

C on both sides like chanel

dave

Who is this porous walrus? I simply must investigate further

have you recorded yourself shagging before, alan?

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would literally heem your runt head off so hard if i saw you irl. disgusting.

>tfw she had a miscarriage today

DELETE THIS

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I once recorded myself fucking a chinese prostitute and sent it to my pining ex-gf.

the evening snack: 3 crumpets and 2 sausage rolls

Think I'll open an insta tbqh. So many chicks asked me for it today. Since when did it become the go-to messaging app? How did the world change so fast for the worst?

im literally half black and once when i was getting a haircut the barber asked me if i was albanian
whiteoids are so fucking delusional

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if you are from any of the following countries you are a subhuman nigger and need to be culled:
Algeria
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cabo Verde
Cameroon
Central African Republic (CAR)
Chad
Comoros
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Republic of the Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Mauritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Niger
Nigeria
Rwanda
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
South Sudan
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

>Armenia
>Cyprus
>Georgia
>Turkey
No.

sorry m8

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Alan post even though he know in the thread nobody cares

neet toil tomorrow

if I don't get approved for JSA I am fucked, to be blunt

Your bantz are as weak as your faith in the Lord. You either weigh 90 pounds or 300, either way you can only bench 15s and either way you are a wretched looking human being to look upon, the disgust of your physical form a mere shadowy reflection of the absolutely putrid mind its rotten pock marked and acne scarred flesh houses.

You again

why are you such a sick fucka lad????

this is what a men's rights activist looks like

Albanians whiteness is questionable due to being Muslim

did you pay extra for the filming? considered doing this

worse than rude, vulgar
vulgarity is the defining trait of the american

ill remove turkey from further lists
im just copying from a rando website

what are your thoughts on rita ora's bum?

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No banter. Merely facts.

It's like the only gray area in Europe brah
Do you know your father? Not trying to meme you just genuinely curious

he's the same spastic thats on here every night calling everyone a yank and getting angry at everything and everyone. ignore him

Where you from lad?
am thinking california

if you are from any of the following countries you are a STRONG, ALPHA, AND DOMINEERING BLACK BULL. YOU WILL CONQUER THE DISGUSTING WH*TOIDS IN E*ROPE AND MAKE THEM WORSHIP YOUR BLACK GODS. THE LITTLE SISSY WH*TE MAN SIMPLY CANNOT COMPETE. KARA BOGA.
Algeria
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cabo Verde
Cameroon
Central African Republic (CAR)
Chad
Comoros
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Republic of the Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Mauritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Niger
Nigeria
Rwanda
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
South Sudan
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

it's a nice bum

only 3% of Turkey is in Europe (stolen land)

>implying anyone would shag this
let me guess she tried to bite you whilst you were raping her?

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this proves nothing except that your barber is retarded

my dad is white

would put my willy in it ngl

why would you remove turkey
fits like a glove

wish i had the style on on the right

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Poo comes out of there.

I'm literally half black

what if there is poo in there

No I'm not

Alri schizo

if you're such as an amazing networker why did your twitter have 10 followers (half of them /brit/ accounts) before you deleted it?

Stfu

youtube.com/watch?v=FloezYMRkxk

how to get CHI gf

Lol have you seen the esquisse of my right deltoid in that pic? I bet there are more JOULES of power in that half muscle than in your whole upper body lmao

Still Game just keeps on going

thanks for reminding me

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Why do you always say that? Everyone can see that you are black. Why not say, "half white" instead?

imagine them in a 69

is it pointless reading articles of global economic commentaries and predictions from pre-2007? i'm reading something from 2004 right now and i'm just thinking, is any of this even relevant? surely the world has changed a lot since the financial crash so global economics aren't going to go in the predicted way they were going in 2004

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I want to fuck Emma Watson and lick her asshole.

End yourself.

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do you actually think an albo would ask an african looking lad if he were albanian? i look like a turk, i have olive skin and black, wavy hair, not an afro. my point is that saying european=white is retarded. to me a white person is the archetypal northern-european amerimutt

you are not white and therefore a subhuman. whites are the most violent race on earth and i would murder you like it was nothing. i would probably enjoy it as well.

i'm literally half black

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that's me and the original post wasn't me
jog on

just made a twitter /brit/ account lads

ye

Cheers fella

RIP PEEP

at the same time? impressive lad

wasteman

>having a wh*toid as a dad
lmaooo bruhh 100 100 100

Panhead2222?

>soda
>not 'pop' or 'fizzy drinks'

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raaah blud kmt

Didn't delete it just changed my handle. I have few followers but I am very influential. Followed by a council member from front national. Bet they use my rhetorical points in their debates

Sauce?

did not read a single word of that essay

No, lick her first.

t. neeks

at what point in your teens does wanking with your mates transition from normal exploration to being bent? after 16?

my twitter handle is The_Catstapo

are you literally a midwest american?

are iranians white?