>tfw you'll never sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall with your friends on a long school field trip
>you won't get to try weed for the first time, get super high and drunk then puke all over on your bros' backpack
>you'll never hear the gossip that the class whore, Stacy jacked off two dudes in the back, while the teach wasn't lookin'
>you won't make out with your crush at night, and get to third base
>you'll never have the Best Field Trip Ever ©
Why even live
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wasn't it 99 luftballons?
Thank god
Stop. Idolizing. America.
I didn't take part in these activities during high school because I wasn't able to socialize and didn't have friends, and years later I feel like I've missed on some of the most important experiences of one's youth.
Real life isn't like the movies. I bet you'd lose your shit if you saw a yellow school bus in person.
Please let this be a normal field trip.
In this thread, we field trip.
it's the one with your first gay experience
Wanna sing it together?
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don't forget having to hitchhike because your RV broke down
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>pls no bully
You're a qt
If anyone wants to help with completing this masterpiece the next stanzas are:
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen, Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen
btw I think this is actually one of the most Jow Forums songs ever
>be me
>have a shitton of balloons
>they rise up
>suddenly ww3
>You'll never be part of the Chinese invasion of America
SING THIS AND YOU SHALL BE
>Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Cute!
pls sing a stanza too
I really want to complete this with the voices of int
:3
i would sing but my mom is home and she would think i am retarded
i can sing in the morning when shes at work
Thanks! We'll be looking foward to hearing your voice
Do we have to sing it all or will a single stanza suffice?
Also would you like us to sing exclusively in German or could we sing in English as well?
>im 18 and im missing out right now
Feels bad man
I thought that it'd be best if every user sang one stanza
The thing is that the English lyrics differ quite a bit from the German ones, but seriously it's fine
>tfw i did
>fast forward a few years and my life still sucks enough to end up on this website
>maybe even worse considering i didn't take school that seriously at the time
This girl once jacked off a dude in my class when I was sitting right next to him.
