1. country

1. country
2. in what stance do you perform your defecation

>finland
>frog squat

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On your mom's chest

I usually shit standing while showering desu

Good thread btw

pretty sure i'm gonna break the toilet if I do that
t.120 kg

i usually shit while making backflips

yeah. stomping it into the drain the best part

Squat

finally a chance to post the OC I made last time I sw this picture used in an OP

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I think your oc deserves at least one (You)

like this

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I do this

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You're a big guy

1. country
2. in foetus position

Only in Designated stance.

How big are your drops, if I may ask?

Squat. Like this Aussie qt.

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Why the fuck don't you use that then? There's no point to make acrobatics on a "normal" toilet.

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>she will never shit on your chest

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I tried the natural squatting once. Never again

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this 2bh

Squatting is the best stance, even for taking a piss. It empties your bladder fully so there's no dribbling that makes you smell like a hobo. You also finish taking a dump faster. I don't understand why whiteys like to sit for long periods in the dunny. Do you like to sniff your own shit or something?

Because this toilet is not fucking done for that dumbo, you fell for a meme.

kek

are you guys too retarded to lean forward or what?
sitting causes less stress on the back.

>Do you like to sniff your own shit or something?
Only Germans do that, for unknown reason (pic). Our toilets are odour-less.

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I squat outside to drop a deuce, piss goes out the window/door/whatever opening is closest. Sometimes sink.

If you lean your upper body forward while being in "unnatural squatting" position you'll effectively put your intestines and bowels in natural position