ANGLO-FRENCH LOVE THREAD
The real special relationship
Topics of discussion:
>How to destroy/civilise Germany
>How to destroy/civilise Europe
>How to destroy/civilise Africa
>How to destroy/civilise Asia
>How to destroy/civilise North America
>How to destroy/civilise each other
Invited: UK, France, friends of UK and France
Not invited: Germany, haters of UK and France
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Je veux coucher avec une anglaise posh du Hampshire.
Friendly reminder that only Brits are able to properly banter France.
Others cannot even compete.
Start by wiping out the german family on your throne.
Does "Brit" mean "painted man" ?
yes
Nice.
Are there really 12 men that take their lives in the uk PER DAY ?
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The only posh people in Hampshire are in Winchester. Imagine wanting a posh Hampshire girl and ending up in Basingstoke.
Alain Delon is a meme.
probably
What did he mean by this ?
It's ok to feel inadapted because you can't compete with him
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Welp, culture is a meme, justice is a meme, humour is a meme, language is a meme, is a meme is a meme.
Elizabeth II is a meme
I was on a school exchange nearby (15mi), with Normandy. Souvenirs...
Richard didn't even had one single drop of english blood kek
They put short biographies of all the men who took their lives that week. It's chilling.
UK or France ?
Stay away from my Hampshire women Jean-Pierre.
I'm going with France
cool it down with the bullying
Yes! Damn that was pretty fun. Was it hard to guess?
>literally only 2 brit posters.
What a nice thread you have there, it would be a shame if a specific country invades it
Do you accept Norway ?
>Family name is listed as Archers at the battle of Agincourt
Probably not Pierre
Non.
The /brit/ "meetup"
I'm going to Germany next week Hans. I will be staying in a place between Essen and Dusseldorf.
Tell me about your people, what should I expect?
>/brit/
OH NO NO NO NO
The /fr/ rencontrade
I seem to have forgotten who won that war...
>the Jow Forums jizz pudding
In the end? England
Ruhrpott is rough. Not the nicest area but the (young) people are very open and probably the least typical German people. Also a lot of foreigners there.
>In the end? England
Is pic related the strongest example of French banter against us there's ever been?
franco-norman-briton banter I guess
And now they're losing their daughters to Paki rape gangs.
Beautiful.
What happens here?
rude
"Grooming mobs"*
racist
Uh oh.
>1er rang, 3ème en partant de la droite
Norman?
Great cooperation
They dig holes
Nice.
Who's the current Archbishop of Canterbury? Is he any good?
Here I guess we'd have Monseigneur l'Évêque Jean Vingtrois, bishop or previous bishop of Paris, the highest clergyman in France I guess.
But someone form /fr/ will probably correct me.
for
Nobody cares about him anymore, it's all about the Archbishop of B A N T E R B U R Y lad.
oh, I see.
He is the materialization of aestheticism tbqhwy
It's weird when /banter general/ meets /catholic values/.
>the actual current state of /fr/
half model, half thug. (family of thugs)
Not really my type of masculinity, but yes he was good looking.
He's still alive and made the news lately saying the world had turned to shit and he was looking forward to dying.
Here lads, just wrote my dissertation on the 19th century British origin of free trade, ask me anything.
P.S. I bought a student subscription to the financial times 2 days ago.
Will you post your willy ?
Nah, its a bit scarred from jerking off to porn too much.
>tfw I actually have this problem
I think most people who have been on Jow Forums too long have this problem.
Just checking in that we should have supported France not England throughout history, letting Napoleon win.
That is all.
I feel bad that Salisbury fucked Portugal in Africa. The great power era was a hobbesian time though.
:(
You backstabbed us too many times lads. Sorry.
We had fun though.
Not quite sure what was going through the minds of 19th century policy makers.
They took national self-interest too seriously. Alliances with old allies is what really matters.
You've been perfidious ever since the 1600's though.
You pirates caught a ship of ours that was worth 75% of your treasury and you basically went all in with pirates.
>and you basically went all in with pirates.
It was banter though.
And if we didn't, Pirates of The Caribbean would never have existed. Or slutty pirate costumes at Halloween.
>slutty pirate costumes at Halloween
I'll give you this one
Why is there no Anglo-French love in Canada?
Because like all New Worlders you take what is just friendly banter and twist it into autistic rage.
Because there is no La Manche between the two.
Like those long terme couples who explain they never lived together.
because *Nglos are subhuman
How can you find that out?
I went to Dover once, when we were on the beach some French people had come over on a speedboat to get drunk and chat with English people.
Remembering that always gives me a very cozy feeling.
From the other side now : England entrance of the tunnel.
There's army rolls man. And yeah Mines a trade name anyway so who knows
You got a link?
Dunno just happened that one of the MC's mates in the historical novel "Azincourt" by Bernard Cromwell had my name and he was banging on in the back of the book about how he got the names from irl
So that's how that was.
Probably gentlemen. It's not always easy to stay urban with foreigners when you're drunk.
so it seems it's more something like this
Who the hell are these girls and why is this live? youtube.com
nevermind, sythpop from Utah, USA. youtube.com
The video is nice though.
Being there during WW2 must have been madness.
>vulnerable girls from broken families and foster/care homes
The police are actually cracking into it now
damn it must be cool living in the US, nice country side and decent weather
Yes but. It may be an extreme, but I've heard people who moved to Los Angeles say that they missed real seasons.
Here in northwestern france, a bit of sun feels like such a God's gift...
True.
Why do I see cliffs on the pictures, and no cliffs on google maps?
No they're not, they are too busy arresting 9 people a day for mean messages on social media.
thx, I can see clearly now.
you must have eat a snail with arsenic in it, delusional frog
>Azincourt
Remember Hastings.
Yeah Vikings are Dangerous. Even when they're dressed as French people
Whatever makes you feel better, man. I'm Norman from countless generations. ;
Yeah your great great grandma was French amte
