What is Jow Forums's favorite Chinese province?

Your mom is free

Taiwan

My roommate was from there.
I got to try out all sorts of tea and pickled chicken body parts.

None of them, they are shit.

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>Hong Kong
>Taiwan
>Tibet
>Part of china

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>150 million Chinese
>immediately CCP gets voted into office and rules the UK with a guaranteed supermajority

I can't name a single Chinese province. Who the fuck can?

I can

>look like chinese
>speak chinese
>smell like chinese
>eat chinese
>practice chinese religions
>call themselves China
>racially are Chinese
>parents are Chinese

Definitely not Chinese

go back to china scum

You can’t even name the province where your future leader’s grandpa was born?

>Calls themselves chinese

history.com/this-day-in-history/united-states-announces-that-it-will-recognize-communist-china

I can

Taiwan does

why is china so irrelevant on the global stage? i only knew of tibet, xingjiang, hainan, guangdong, fujian, shanghai and beijing

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Mind pointing out where I wrote that?

I know literacy is still lacking in some states.

>Chinese religions.
Con firmed brainlet.

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Henan, where my parents are from.

Xinjiang

East Turkestan and Ningxia

>Chinesebots are back

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Sichuan. Sichuan has more culture than the west combined

What's the chinese letters for henan and hunan?

Zhejiang, Sichuan, Shangdong, Jiangsu, Hebei is unknown to you?

Vancouver

How can people deny the Chinese ownership of Tibet?

Japan.

I wanna go to tibet

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河南
湖南

Romanticism, like German children with American Indian

Kek

Oh wow it's my favourite chink insec--intelligence officer.
How is life in Peking? Don't make me send the gunships.

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Because it's not Chinese?

Cantonese are fantastic people.
Mainland chinks are rat tier.

What? Chinese traditional religions, Chan Buddhism, and Taoism are widely practiced in all those areas.

>Tibet

t. Jose Gang Hao

Ahh yes yes this way biggu boi crum into my opium den yes

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It's not 1900's anymore, the British leaders know this more than you chavs do apperently

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You seriously believe your country being 75% Chinese would be a smart idea?

Taiwan

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Then parts of your countries aren't yours, because ethnic Brits or Americans do not live there. Tiber has improved a lot with China. Population of Tibetians increased 6 times, even with a million living outside of Tibet.
>PRC officials attribute growth of the Tibetan population to the improved quality of health and lifestyle of the average Tibetan since the beginning of reforms under the Chinese governance. According to Chinese sources, the death rate of women in childbirth dropped from 5,000 per 100,000 in 1951 to 174.78 per 100,000 in 2010, the infant mortality rate dropped from 430 infant deaths per 1,000 in 1951 to 20.69 per 1,000 by the year of 2010 (infant mortality in China as a whole was officially rated at 14 per 1,000 in 2010[17]). The average life expectancy for Tibetans rose from 35.5 years in 1951 to over 67 years by the end of 2010.
Do not shot your butthurt PLEASE

I have to check this.
But it's NOT an argument.
How many Cantonese and chinks have you known Billy-Bob Jared Jr? Pro-tip: less than me.

Mainland chinks are subhuman.

Heilongjiang

t. wants to join the EU
..after we bombed you back into the stoneage from being regional leaders
LOOOOOOOL

fuck off serbshit

The are not

>we
kill yourself chav, i know you didn't fly those planes, do not roleplay as your country and accept that the Chinese nation is too relevant for your shithole to do anything about it

>Russian lapdog defending Chinese overlords.
Not even surprised.

Vancouver

>How dare you not like America but like other countries
I'm just stating facts anyway, try not too be too upset

Any spelling mistakes blatently obvious to you there ping pong?

Hahahaha I personally know people that did though. And now you bowed the knee to these evils cunts, just while we're leaving (I pray to God)
Kosovo = Serbia for the record. Our Govt does NOT represent us, the people... But I know we're better than the fucking CCP anyway. As do the Cantonese.

Yeah. He was a pretty good dude. He even gave me garments that I could give to a potentional girlfriend like a silk scarf and bamboo purse.
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

When did I ask you to like America? You were better as a Russian lapdog than a whelp of the Chinese.

99% of Cantonese in the world are Mainland Chinese you fucking idiot.

I bet he unironically was.
I met many, many, many HKers in my life and they were way more wonderful people on the whole than native Brits. Which leads into:
SMART as in intelligence, probably, yeah. Bad idea in terms of demographics. Better than our current minorities though.

Because you say that me defending another country is being a lapdog. Amerishits should get used to this now that most of the westerners are turning away, slowly.
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Do not reply to me

Bullshit.
>what is cantonese
Oh hurr durr all wypipo are germshits by your logic.
Culture > Genetics > Religion

Stop me then. You know I speak the truth.
Now bow to those wunderbarr blue/gold stars. Cuck.

>most of the westerners are turning away, slowly.

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>What is Jow Forums's favorite Chinese province?
British Columbia

Why do Brits want to take separate the Cantonese from the rest of the Han nation? What's their objective?

He must be a troll XD
Nobody (even a fucking balkanite) could be so unironically stupid as to say that people are turning away from the West, when his own country (bombed back into the stone age) are now giving Germany - with a shitty arse - a rimjob.

What was the actual reason for annexing Tibet? There's fuck all there.

At least give me a (You) mate.
Because they are very different? From my own experience (anecdotal, but broad) anyway.

People are turning away from America
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Underage stop posting

If more westerners are slowly turning away he's going to be really upset that most Easterners are hastily turning away from china.

Korea has a chance to be united, Vietnam hates their guts, Philippines only ironically likes them, rest of SEA hates them(especially for their sea border disputes and stealing fish)
Not to mention Chinese themselves are running out of the country as it turns into a Orwellian shithole os mass surveillance and ''social good boy points''

>rest of SEA hates them
How do you figure? Laos and Cambodia are pretty much just chinese puppet states at this point, Thailand has no particular quarrels with China, and Myanmar is still aligned with China. As for Malaysia, it's literally ruled by its Chinese minority.

>PRC Officials
>According to Chinese sources
buddy you're huffing the shit of the country where letters can be made illegal for a day

>SEA hates them
>Korea has a chance to be united
>Chinese are running out
This is why people do not talk to Americans about international politics

@87878420
>The EU don't represent Anglo-American economic interests (even if we leave properly) or Western values even if we do
Sweet summer child

Eh, disagree on several of those points (Flip and Viet esp) because I made that argument to someone way more knowledgeable than me on the subject of SE Asia, and they're flipping towards the chinks apparently.

I only hope that we make peace with Europe and Russia, and act as some kind of a bridge. Nobody wants a fucking war. But we don't want any more foreigners either.

Also, we're all on social good goy points fren. Have you not realised how deeply ingrained the spying appartatus/deep state are yet in UKUSA nations? Personally, I live in the most spied upon nation on Earth and I'm in negative credit. Still fucking love Blighty and her dominions though!

>tfw you don't know DJT will reunify the Korea peninsula
He's going to make the NWO, I can feel it now. We got cucked.

Honshu

I don’t know. Why did Britain annex random islands near Argentina? There’s literally nothing there am I right?

India is at odds with them. Vietnam still dislikes them. In fact they went to war with them not too long ago. How long do you think it will be before Malaysia wants to overthrow their Chinese puppet master?
>being this retarded.
This is why Serbia is filled with craters and you don't speak unless your russian puppet masters let you talk.
theatlantic.com/china/archive/2013/04/why-chinas-rich-want-to-leave/274920/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_surveillance_in_China
reuters.com/article/us-usa-vietnam-military/vietnam-wins-u-s-defense-pledges-as-tension-with-china-grows-idUSKBN1AP010
cnn.com/2018/02/21/asia/china-india-air-capabilities-upgrades-intl/index.html

Retard there's a blatently obvious difference.
We controlled those waters for control of the Cape. (Pre-canal == Panama is CIA controlled.)
Also Whale blubber used to be a very serious commodity. It's only recently we got all high and mighty about it, cucking the Faorise/Norje/island chinks in the process because muh morals. Stop chink and nip trawlers! Not the fucking whale hunts!

Just as I thought I couldn't hate Serbs any more, you show up. Thanks for opening my mind.

India IS at odds with them yes.
Best thing we could do, if one wanted to be devious, is set them up against eachother.
Less chinks and Pajeets = lebensraum for the rest of planet fucking Earth. Have you seen how much pop % these guys represent? Would hate to delete their hist--- Oh wait flag, who cares lol

I like Guangdong.
>funny name
>has Hong Kong
>maintained distinct language and culture
>one of the highest GDPs per capita
>Cantonese and Hakka cuisine
>one of the more supportive provinces of the Anti-Commies during the civil war
>big source of diaspora

Tibet is not a province.

India is indeed at odds with them, but India isn't "SEA". Regardless, the biggest enemy of India is Pakistan, not China. And the problem is that Pakistan is nominally a Western ally. So India is in such a position where it's not really clearly aligned with any global power, but rather hopes that its population and improving economy can carry it to superpooper position in the future just like it did China.

And yes, Vietnamese still dislike China, but at the same time they literally have no fucking choice but to play ball and give in to Chinese demands all the time, otherwise their economy would be even worse than it currently is.

>How long do you think it will be before Malaysia wants to overthrow their Chinese puppet master?
There are absolutely no signs whatsoever of such a thing happening any time soon.

>India is indeed at odds with them, but India isn't "SEA". Regardless, the biggest enemy of India is Pakistan, not China.
Can't greentext two lines in a row without looking retarded, but what IS the new railway line they built all about? It's about encircling the Pajeets. Pakistan are chinks /ourguys/
Personally I'm team Pajeet. Colateral damage is obviously very sad ;_; But I will personally pay for any Paki/Indian/Chinese fighters to return home if the MSM can hype it enough before hand. Lol.
And pakis are obvs chinks /ourguys/
F for best currys (we do have the recipes now tho)
F for most powerful rape gangs

>Regardless, the biggest enemy of India is Pakistan, not China.
India may consider pakistan to be its biggest enemy, but that would only be because they can't get their damn priorities straight. No one challenges indian sovereignty and economic leverage like China. And since you haven't read anything about the country in 30 years, i should inform you that pakistan is wholly a western enemy and is strongly allied with china.

I agree, it's quite a shame that Western cunts sided with Pakis instead of Pajeets many decades ago. It was really quite a strategic blunder, in hindsight. But 1971 was a long time ago, so hopefully now we can get increased partnership going with India, and hopefully they can get their fucking act together.

Are you mental mate?
Pakis are de-facto enemies. Geopolitically obviously, because flag-wise, I will chase them into to the fucking sea with my butter knife.
Pakis = Taliban. Same shit mate. Look into how we could move shit from their ports and had to airlift it in. (Operation goatfucker freedom)

F to all our freedom fighters protecting CIA/MI6 poppy fields tho.

>And since you haven't read anything about the country in 30 years, i should inform you that pakistan is wholly a western enemy and is strongly allied with china.
I did say "nominally". Obviously in practice it's completely differnet, but on paper Pakistan is officially a "Major non-NATO ally".

No, CIAcucks just blundered.
They thought they could balance things properly (USA national position is about de-colonisation and so on, especially with Irish inflitrators)
They cucked the MI6 (and KGB) but didn't realise we've been playing this game.. subtley.. for years.

A lot of blame gets shifted onto France and GB, and we're not without blame, but the CIA were geuinely Johnny English tier.

Macao, because it sounds like macaco

>Panama is CIA controlled.
This is classified information. You will be facing charges for high treason, agent Gonzales.