/brit/ nigger edition

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tim would pommel alan

'ad a giggle

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Faggot.

multicultural tim

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My life is so repetitive I might as well be Tim. At least he goes to restaurants sometimes

sue

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>youtube.com/watch?v=8NpaT5LDFgM

never rated the irish t bh

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Omg that is beautiful, would love to spend all day worshipping that thing, Where can I find such a cock

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shit physique desu, the fact he's so short and that's all he's accomplished makes it even worse

*scratches his back*
like that sweetie?

it's amazing how there's more knife murders in london than all murders in NYC

Didn't get a chance to use this filter

Reminder that it's easier for short people to lift weights

don't click poo or period blood I couldn't tell

dial the homo back a little yeh?

grim cock
girl here btw

exploring New England on google street view
Massachusetts is particularly comfy
convinced that all the good yanks live in this region

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For one month

*pushes the homo dial to maximum and pulls out the dial*

>yank posting scat
>benders literally posting cock pics at one another and sexting

what on EARTH happened to /brit/?

gf got me a massage pass my birthday last and I never used it because I was too embarrassed over my back acne (though that may actually be a proper health concern, dunno). now it's expired

love hulu+ lads

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Then what's teh bumpy plastic on hte outside of a road called?

alri

oh wow that makes all the difference surely there's nothing to worry about then
maybe if we made crime illegal then this wouldn't happen

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have penile papules so i never want to take a picture of my cock cos it looks weird and has bumps on it :(

a prozzy

wow rude

you could probably find such a cock on me waiting to be worshiped x

melvin

*puts the dial back in*
*tones it down to a 0.5*
there we go, all sorted
*homos return to not posting pictures of their cocks*

janny may or may not do something about this post, the tension is palpable

mines just a bundled knot of veins

howling at the thought of what other posters think about the OP of this general and the state of /brit/

You're statistically illiterate

...

not asking this in a gay way, can you post it just so I can see whether or not it's actually grim or okay

post more
Mass's got the best coast

Everyone has them mate.

got a willy similar to this but with a bigger head and more veins

xx its so big, not sure if I could take it all. I want you to make sure I do though. I want every inch inside me

Pls be in London btw xx

Depends where you get them.

why say that and not bother showing it?
I expected you to be wackier than this Bruce

pics x

love slags me

mate this is clearly willy posting hours, so give us a look

Emma lads, Emma.

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...

Went from bunking with blacks to counting multiple stacks
From sharing a flat to two rooms that match

Oh I *will* make sure I do, I'll force all eight inches inside
not in london btw :'^(

Do they kiss in this film?

im awake but f*cking tired because of housem*tes

can't get erect

What a faggy thread

*knocks you out cold*
guess I just put you out of business sunshine... heh

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>3am and she isn't home yet

Very worried

how's that even possible? are you sixty years old? just watch some porn or think about arousing thoughts, tell you what, how about I just suck you off if that'll help

wonder how a yankoid would pronounce lad

Come thru

but you are a yank

what's he pointing at?

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l eah d

hello

How about you tell us yankboy

Here's your (you), lad.

shame, if you do ever come to london theres a cum tax where you have to deposit all your cum inside me.
omg I am just imagining pulling down your underwear and having your cock plonk on my face. Yum

the aliens mate!! dont you know about the aliens??

wish I was a cute female so that I could dress like a cute goth

size of me nob

noice

reckon this is one of the greatest crossovers of all time, didn't expect it to end like this though

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just been exploring the neighbourhoods and roads and looking at all the pretty 19th century houses, lots of woods to go jogging or camping in, makes me wish i was an upper middle class Ivy School educated yank

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Don't like the Irish. Simple as.

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Wish I was a cute female so I could walk into a rugby teams showers and let them all have their way with me

>all those kids
you fucking nonce

the phantom night man

looks a bit silly like that

How many cum tissues are on your desk right now? I'm sitting at 3.

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one day i want my kids to be privately educated and become the tarquins i never got to be

butiful like butter

I'm willing to pay that tax in full
and it'd go from your chin to the top of your head

eating an easter egg

post su4356

its grim lads imgur.com/a/jp86M (not hard obviously, i'm not getting hard for the sake of /brit/ that would be fully gay)

didnt know someone with that much soy in them could even get erect