Inevitable future of Russia

Inevitable future of Russia

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wrong, we have democracy.

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South America is a zone of American influence,

these maps mean that russia would split into several countries at the first opportunity

:^)

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this. fuck off russia. or your friends will get in trouble

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we have no friends

all latin american countries are our friends and allies, except for venezuela and cuba. you can be friends with them.

Russia could not maintain its influence with some ex-USSR and wants to have influence in South America

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>future

Brazil is already more developed and better than Russia in every possible way. The actual future of Russia is a mix of North Korean tyrrany and African poverty.

See: Oh God. Do we tell him, lads?

you don't because you're shitholes.

don't you have nano technologies?

>all latin american countries are our friends and allies

Wrong, we just pretend to be your friends because "muh big guns"

Based u re gay

What's wrong with it though? Separatism is life.

true that

We don't even have banano technologies.

Hey Argie! Wanna split Uruguay? We get the east part and you get the west

>be the 2nd superpower on earth for 50 years
>collapse and become shittier than Brazil

Jesus Christ Russia, time to elect another Georgian.

that's not fair. east part has at least good beaches. west part meh. argentina has shit beaches, give them the east coast of uruguay.

You don't understand Russian pessimism. Surely you can't truly believe Russia is less developed than Brazil.

Ugh, fine then. Let's make it so we get the north part and they the south, to not fuck up the borders

How about we get both parts and Argentina gtfo?

>superpower

>gulag
>cencorship
>isolation
>entire life is waiting ww3
>no goods in shop
>life is fucking depressive
>everybody drink alco
>no incentive to do something

I wish you would become such a superpower

Based

ok cool. i will send someone next week to close the deal. don't tell the brits though this time.

hmmm. let me think about that. i will need to talk to the lads. i will get back to you tomorrow. we might be able to help you as long as you imprison lula and don't let commies come to power.

How about we take the banda oriental province back? You guys have nothing to do with uruguay

Nothing and nobody could help us, the point of no return was passed a long time ago. In the future Russia will be only degrading and getting worse and worse until it turn Africa-tier. Now it's shittier than Brazil, in 10 years it will become shittier than India and in 20 shittier than Uganda.

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Ok best cunt

Shut up and go dance tango, nigger

>brazillian
>calling someone nigger

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>He believes this

I'm not sure which posters are worse, the self hating russians or the self hating brazilians.

Self-hating Russians are extremely pessimist, probably on purpose.

The "self-hating" Brazilians are just realist down-to-earth Brazilians.

lol этo кaжeтcя пpaвдa

well said grampa

You mean present?

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