/brit/

doing maths lads

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blocked the phrase "Emma Watson" and "her farts"

don't filter anything as I am not a coward

blocked the phrase "blocked the phrase" and "and"

we all live in a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine
we all live in a yellow submarine
we thought we were gay so we painted it grey

Good lad.

careful you don't fall off the edge!

I SPENT MY BUS MONEY ON A SAUSAGE ROLL
ID HAVE MORE MONEY IF I WASNT ON THE DOLL

youtube.com/watch?v=RqPU49Oq0PA

i love you

what to cum on hermione's tits as she farts on my face

have a habit of procrastinating and then becoming unreasonably afraid of doing the task the longer i've held off on it

>the chats

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>DOLL

t. never been on the dole

youtu.be/tHzWs6MiXOU

I want to see, I want to get in
Baby nobody will do you harm,
Except loving you.
You go here, you go there
But you'll never find yourself
By scaping.

There's no force around
There are no potions for love
Where are you?
Where do I go?
Because were in the sensation street
Very far from the sun that burns of love.

I give you bread, you want salt
Baby I'll never give you
What you ask,
I give you God, you want more
Is that you'll never understand
A poor guy.

Those motorcycles that go too fast
Will only make you feel the wind
Nothing else, nothing else.
If you could forget your mind
In front of me, I know your heart
Would say yes.

There's no force around
There are no potions for love
Where are you?
Where do I go?
Because were in the sensation street
Very far from the sun that burns of love.

Emma Watson might make every post start with Emma Watson from now on just so that user can't see them her farts

*melvin enters the thread*

>american with union jack decor

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Remember that cute shy girl from class?

This is her

I love The Chats and Chris lilley. What are you going to do about it?

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are you me?
procrastination is literally stopping me from doing this task, and as the deadline approaches (or passes, and the more delayed the task is) i panic even more, and to help deal with the stress and anxiety of panic i decide to wrap myself up in procrastination to calm down...which makes things worse
state of me

I went to an all-boys school cause I'm not pov

fuck off yanks!

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t. never been on a doll

cat was shoving its arse in my face and now im gay

remember that cute shy girl from uni???

this is her

Remember that cute shy girl from class?

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how would this work?

really hope you're an expat

have the yanks stopped spouting Jow Forums nonsense?

fuck off lard ass

...

anglophile american? good man

whats the point in that surely you would want to make post like:
>"I want to siphon the shit out of [E]mma {W}atsons arsehole"
So that he is forced to see it and his block is evaded

nigger

just battered a yank for speaking to me

youtube.com/watch?v=1hYqvtHzr48

how DARE a girl enjoy sex...unbelievable!

Never seen a lad with a Union jack pillow. Its only females, who are fans of Russel Crow or soemthing

this x1000000000

how hard would it be for a yank with a bachelor's degree in a STEM field to gain UK citizenship

asking for a friend

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Its usually slightly gay lads who have them

>how DARE a girl enjoy sex...unbelievable!
>this x1000000000

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thinking of buying a ranch in montana

fuck off beta cucks enjoy chads sloppy seconds soy beta orbiter white knight leftist twat

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t. Jow Forums webcrawler bot

Could always just marry a brit that wants a US visa. Quite a few of those including myself

>females

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Curvy girls ftw!!

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you virgins have the most depraved, twisted, perverted fantasies around
yet you think a cute girl just enjoying some normal sex with a man makes her some tainted whore

youtu.be/0Rf_3FgPtcA

The untamed light
became flesh in me
and I left everything for this loneliness.
And I read magazines
in the storm
I made the sacrifice
I held the cross in the dawn.

I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray for you.

I died without dying
and I held on to the pain
and I left everything for this loneliness.
now the night came
and now I'm here
my body falls
I only see the cross in the dawn.

I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray for you.

And I healed my wounds
and I enlightened of love
And I burned the curtains
and I enlightened of love, of sacred love.
And then I prey.

this is what i do to hat-wearers with union jack decor

why are you always here?

honestly worried for you

phwoaaarr

it does unless she marries him.

would never take some used up roastie from chad

Best way would be to try to do a Masters in the UK. The school usually places you in some job program. Other way would be just to get a job at an international company and try your best to transfer to the UK.

Macron just started a program to recruit STEM people from the USA

check out Jow Forumsiwantout

smoke em if you got em

>you virgins have the most depraved, twisted, perverted fantasies around
>yet you think a cute girl just enjoying some normal sex with a man makes her some tainted whore

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Is it actually possible to leave here after becoming a skilled (You) farmer?

who cares
you weren't ever going to get with a girl like that anyway so why do you care about her sex life

strongly considering this course of action 2bh

the trick is to take adderall

welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

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thats a whale

these virgin spic yanks are ruining /brit/

best and easiest path for most 1st world countries is getting a job locally at a multinational and then transfering overseas (paid for by the company)

THICQUE

Absolutely nothing wrong with two straight lads legally wedding to further their lifestyles and career *ahem* just saying

then call me ishmael

correct

>check out Jow Forumsiwantout

lol
fuck off

Getting a bit worried about the gf? Can anyone comfort me and just tell me she drank a bit too much and her phone ran out of bettery and she passed out in bed asleep?

Also she's on holiday in Europe so it's actually 4am where she is.

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i ate a bowl of milk for breakfast
without nails

>f*males

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Lads I just did one of those how many more years to live tests. It said I have another 53 years to go.

wish they'd fuck off back to cum

I chew gum and spit napalm

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Roastie spotted.

I agree with you do.

anyone got the video of the black brit chasing the chinese women at night?

getting blacked as we speak by some turk bull on vacation. sad wh*toids.

yea me too fellow brit

You project our own flaws onto half the human population because you lost the ability to connect with other humans and especially with women.

They choose not to mate with you because they can tell you represent an evolutionary dead end.

FOY

at least he's trying to assimilate you mong
raiding is against the rules which is basically what you're doing

ill suck your cock for $1CAD

probably a few months for me

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>leaf flag
>this post

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that's not what raiding means you stupid redditor. also you have no idea which posts are even mine fuck off you dumb mong.