Met an American couple at a party a few hours ago

>met an American couple at a party a few hours ago
>they were very nice and spoke decent French but they smiled all the time so I couldn't keep eye contact
why do Americans do this

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It's superficial bullshit and incredibly annoying

Why does my mind make me process someone that is overly positive as hostile ?

same here I have no idea

preservation instinct

It's not hostile but it's not sincere either, at least not constant smiling

I always think they're trying to get something out of me when they're too nice right from the start.

>be american
>get shot
>be seriously injured
>be european
>get smiled at
>be seriously injured

can't even make this shit up. I'm smiling at my screen right now.

beta euroshits cower at north american confidence

Yeah, maybe its because I see them as disengenuous and that I'll get fucked over if I stay near them.

BTFO
Also smiling because this shit is hilarious.

Maybe you're paranoid.

It's called: "being nice" it might sound unfamiliar to French people, but trust me, it's not there to harm you.

>european
*french people

are people not allowed to be genuinely happy and friendly?

I feel this is more of an internet autist response rather than blaming European/French.

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>In America, a “neutral” face is a big smiling grin, but in France, that’s way too expressive. It’s simply not the culture to get too cozy with strangers and – as many American girls in Paris will tell you – what we consider to be a casual smile in the States is often interpreted as a sexual invitation abroad (no wonder French girls have the sexy pout down solid!)

Being cold to strangers is part of French culture.

we don't have to deal with smiley gypsy thieves here

Being nice and overly positive are two completely different things my dude, you'd know that if you actually interacted with people.

>smile at a euro
>he bursts into treats

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Yep, same
>a girl from my class asks me something and is overly polite
>think she might be planning to bully me with her roastie friends or ask for my headphones

What do you mean with "overly positive"? Can you give me some examples?

are american high school movies completely unintelligible for russians?

>eats euro

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whoa...

>big smile
>extremely joyful ton
>overly excited
This kind of thing
Also they seems to be so careful with their words that it can turn the conversation dull.

The smile on this picture is a bit too big for our euro friends.
Please delete.

I don't watch high school movies because I get triggered at them since my school life was boring

The chad American smile weakens the eurofags

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beta male.

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>can't even make this shit up. I'm smiling at my screen right now.
SAME

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>>In America, a “neutral” face is a big smiling grin

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Comversation is getting worse now since nobody wants to risk offending others, I took a direct quote from a book during class and it had the word retarded in it and some other student asked me to not use that word and use soft headed instead.

Meant for

*smiles at you*

This thread made me smile desu

even though that wasn't for me.. soft headed seems much more offensive than retarded, does it not?

>talking to a french guy
>use the wrong gender
>he starts laughing at me

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hon hon hon c'est amusant mon amie

YOU
FUCKING
IDIOT
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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why do you look away when we smile? hmm?

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you're creepy

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That's what I thought, but I let it go since this is the same class, and during the same lecture, that tried to avoid the topic of incest when talking about medieval british royalty. This was a lecture on bloodlines mind you, power of the American College I guess.

someone screen cap this

Gender in langauges is fucking stupid and you frogs know it becayse you speak a 10th generation inbred latin.

Like, why should adjectives change their endings, why does it need to be masculine blue? Why can't nueter or feminine be used? Why can't there just be one fucking version of 'blue' used for every noun?

You dumb fucking frank fuckfries. Your language is a ripoff of Latin and you have the most distinct accent ever because it is so fucking gay.

You should see the mormons. They're like America's Americans.

>euros can't hold eye contact and can't smile
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>eurosfags BTFO'd by smile

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hhhhhhmmmm? is my smile contagious to you eurofag?

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what even is this thread

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Please delete this picture as it is very offensive

Make me

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>be American
>smile
>now a bunch of depressed countries hate you
Russians and French are the kind of women that basically ran big tit (our average is size D, natural ofc) actresses out of Hollywood.

They're so jealous of others they try to conform everyoke to be like them because they have no testosterone.

Let me tell you something you dumb Ruskies. I'm going to Russia, and smile at EVERY RUSSIAN. Then I'm going to bang all the unmarried mothers. So that when their children walk in and see this stranger that fucked their mom, they're going to see a big grinning American.

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Hmm? Did our smile catch onto you?

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>mfw

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ugly russian pig

Every American, no matter how fucked up smiles. Why don't you?

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but it's ok because in a few mins I'll look like this

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>oh fuck not this again
>fucking americans
>fuck fuck what do
>*looks down*

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beautiful european nfkrz

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>smile at French guy
>he surrenders and offers his virgin qt daughter
Wish I was lying, but now she's enjoying the BAC while I post about hating french.

Well you haven't met canadians

>>smile at French guy
>>he surrenders
holy shit my smile is only GROWING WIDER I CANT CONTAIN IT

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>use non-gendered language
>country full of trannies being non-binary or some shit

le no thanks

>why

So you can know person's of speaking gender without asking it. It will prevent some confusion.

This post actually made me think