/ausnz/

A good old fashion /ausnz/ thread.

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>I grew up poor but was never exactly a redneck. I'm just some sort of weird quiet guy.
Hey, thats me.
But I got along with most people.

I don't mean to toot my own horn but I am easy to get along with.

Fuck off

Yeah, you seem like a chill guy.
I didn't really get along with most people, I'm a bit prone to arguments and awkward.

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Hey wow...
I'll knock your bloody block off buddy.
You swear at me one more time and that'll be the last time you speak.
Awkward yes, I'm a wreck with anxiety in real life.
Arguments, not so much.

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I currently have ice cubes up my nose, feels weird

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Why?
Baka
Baka
Baka

Maybe you shouldn't have been a dummy and rubbed chilli in there.
Now I get why Dunners calls you a baka.

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Why did he rub Chili there?

it was not justified!
I am not a baka!
I'll stab you if you say otherwise
>wait why did chalmers stick iscubes up his nose?
because I felt like it
>it is kinda funny
yeah, they both get so into it

>because I felt like it
did you get hard from it?

He was cutting chili, rubbed his nose and it went up there.
So the only thing to do was stick ice cube up inside there.

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no, maybe I should have put the icecubes on my dick instead

That can be arranged desu...
Baka

It's not that great unless you're hard as a rock t.b.h.

could say something really mean now, but then lanklet would kill me
lol what a baka

could everyone please stop calling me baka

It couldn't, I don't have any ice.
It's great if you want to elongate a wank, just put your dick on ice for a few minutes every now and then and you'll be able to wank all day.>could say something really mean now, but then lanklet would kill me
do it anyway, lanklet is pathetic and couldn't kill anyone.

dont put ice cubes on dick, but lanklet on dick instead

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oh how I missed my internet, now that I'm all hooked up I can download Weird Al Yankovic's discography in 24bit FLAC, just like I've always wanted

I think I'll stick to icecubes tb h

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Rude!!!!!!!

test

this is just a ruse to confuse me.
but cant trick the mastermind.

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no u
>Auckland, Japan
Just what are you trying to pull?
Why would I try and confuse you?
I just really really like icecubes

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n-nothing!

>I just really really like icecubes
icecubes shaped like lanklet i ass-ume

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I'll have you know Auckland is Chinese not Japanese
um no.... icecube shaped icecubes.

I love how they cool my drinks

im on holiday desu

gone off to go get some of that nip pussy?

>tfw baka Chalmers sexually bullies you

on another note
where did singa go?

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I'll fuckign cut you in a second
I guess he got sick of the place, can''t blame him.
I sometimes see him post in other threads and I think he has a discord

>I'll fuckign cut you in a second
so he likes it rough?
>I guess he got sick of the place, can''t blame him.
oi, we are all friendly here

also: discord

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im here

>so he likes it rough?
why would I care what he likes?
>oi, we are all friendly here
yeah but this place gets kinda samey after awhile, ever now and then I leave for a week or two so I don't get sick of it
hi here
nice trips

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Heck this morning

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Rude, I kinda like discord sometimes :C

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Like most mornings, embrace the heck
discord is dumb

wats wrong with discord tho????

Nothing wrong, it's a confinement for cancer, so it's alright

Ur dumb
I'm sorry but I use it to talk to some of my FRIENDS

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botnet

I have used teamspeak for the last 7 years, I refuse to acknowledge any other platforms.
no ur dumb dumbie
also having friends is dumb
everything's a botnet, embrace it

wat u mean its all server u join so if u join a shit server u get shit??

wat u mean

team speak is shit lmfao even vent was better than that fuckin trash dude come on

Got I miss IRC

true even this shit site is datamining
gnu.org/philosophy/who-does-that-server-really-serve.en.html
teamspeak is fine, its simple, easy to use, and is light on cpu

oh i get it its a shit post

and is ur criticism or discord u cant figure out hw to use it and ur pc is shit or something?? sounds like ur sayin that in a REAL round about way

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I could say really mean and hurtful stuff right now, but that would be neither helpful nor useful. So instead I'm going to make myself cosy instead.c:

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wow it's cold, might put a 2nd trenchcoat on

no, please say that kind of thing. I enjoy it

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what the fuck are you saying?
did you even read the article?
0x0.st/sMCf.webm
here if you want something directly on discord itself there you go

lol who cares if they steal ur data

they provide a free service, they have to make money somehow.

>Trenchcoat
Baka pervert

i do
they can make money without data mining

jesus christ dude ur literally listening to a fear mongerer

first u post that stupid ass unrelated fuckin gnu article which explained literally nothing at all

then u post some stupid fucking video by some idiot thats scared of having his chat logs stored like for real what the fuck are u people even talking about? some high security shit? jesus christ for the average fuckin person this deosnt mean shit dumbass

now tell me what teh fuck is wrong with discord without using greentext, stupid fuckin articles that are completely unrelated or stupid fuckin videos made by fear mongerers, oh no they looked at a fuckin meme some dude sent me and that time i told someone tey were a stupid fuckin cunt, jesus christ youre a pathetic fucking coward

no! trenchcoats are warm, comfy and only a bit lame.
not enough to continue offering a centralised service to such a large userbase

oh my god it gets fuckin worse

IF U CONNECT A FACEBOOK OR TWITTER TO UR DISCORD WE WILL KNOW UR NAME THEY ARE BSAICALLY SAYING

JESUS CHRIST FUCKIN RETARDS LIKE THE CUNT THAT MADE THIS VIDEO PREY ON STUIPID FUCKING IDIOTS LIKE YOU TO WATCH THEIR SHITTY FUCKING VIDEOS SO THEY GET AD VIEWS, THIS ALL LITERALLY MEANS NOTHING, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU USE DISCORD FOR CUNT???

YOU ARE A TOOL FOR PATHETIC FUCKIN LOSERS THAT READ THROUGH ToS AGREEMENTS TO MAKE MONEY, HES READING YOU THE DISCORD ToS

GOD I WISH SOMEONE WOU;LD PUNCH U IN THE FUCKIN NECK DUMBASS

>shilling for discord
The absolute state of Australian Normies

HURRRRRRR LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKIN RETARD THAT CANT SAY ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

go fuck a sheep retard

>no! trenchcoats are warm, comfy and only a bit lame.
exepct for the lame part this is right!

>hey guys join my discord, we can post dank memes and play some Fortnite

>hey guys join my teamspea-

no one uses that shit moron except for u and 3 other furries lmfao go back to erpin

um.... I'm sorry but trechcoats are mostly worn my edgy teens and homeless perverts.

I'm not sure which of those categories you fit into

I'd say both

>I'm not sure which
I really want to be mean to him and say something but then he'll ignore me for a bit :

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hooktube.com/watch?v=QN_6AZT92pU
>first u post that stupid ass unrelated fuckin gnu article which explained literally nothing at all
it isnt unrelated at all it explains what this "free" software really gets from you
>then u post some stupid fucking video by some idiot thats scared of having his chat logs stored like for real what the fuck are u people even talking about? some high security shit? jesus christ for the average fuckin person this deosnt mean shit dumbass
Scared of having his information sold to 3rd party companies who are free to do as they please with it*
>now tell me what teh fuck is wrong with discord without using greentext
Data mining
Yeah I'm the idiot not the guy with retarded reddit spacing whos English is worse than the average 3rd worlder that uses this board
this is why you have a reputation for being shitposters
plenty of people use teamspeak but if the amount of users indicated quality then facebook is the best forum and Jow Forums is the best chan with /b/ being the best board (if they are still the most active board)

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I think pol is most active now

You could be right
live a little, maybe he'd punish you in a fun way
wouldn't surprise me, usually the more active the board the worse it is

brah there are discord servers with more people than every single fuckin server in that list combined and they arent even considered big is this a fuckin joke?

everythin else in ur post is just plain fuckin stupid smarten the fuck up cunt

I think he'd only do (fun)pishment if he enjoyed the meaness
I don't wanna be ignored
So I won't risk it
will be a good girl today

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MY HANDS HURT FROM TYPING ALL DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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slack manages, infinitechan hosts more per person and manage, archive.is manages, archive.org manages it
possibly its been the top board on infinite for a good year now

ts isnt meant for 5000 people in one server either, and if you could read those were a handful of 100 servers there are many more

>everythin else in ur post is just plain fuckin stupid smarten the fuck up cunt
right proof of the discord owner breaching privacy before is plain stupid, suggesting they data mining which goes on sites like this too (thanks hiromoot) is plain stupid
thinking quality > quantity is also plain stupid

although its kind of hypocritical for me to nag discord while using Jow Forums, just that there isnt a real alternative desu

But we use Jow Forums purely because it's shit

doesnt matter how many ppl are meant for each TS server its still fuckin trash service rofl

and what fuckin information seriously there is NO breaching of privacy u fucki nagree to the ToS when u use it, ppl voluntarily give that inforamtion, its upto them to protect themself, dont use ur real name or email, dont send pictures of urself or where u live, dont literally dox urself, its not fuckin hard man, ur just bein a contrarian arent u? HURRR LOOK AT ME I STILL USE OUTDATED SOFTWARE HURRRRR

there are plenty of alternatives u fucking moron are u fucking serious? dont u know anything? they might not be as big or fast as Jow Forums but there are many other imageboards same style as this out here some have other sorts of features n are a bit upgraded some are very similar u just keep spoutin fuckin shit u kiwi cunt

i only use it for this now desu, i came back when krautchan died [f] and 8/int/ died but they all moved to 8/kc/
what is bad about it?
it is simple, you type in ip/pw click on the channel you want to join and talk, it is easy to assign roles for perms and is a lot more customizable and allows for talking to multiple people/channels at once, unlike discord
>and what fuckin information seriously there is NO breaching of privacy u fucki nagree to the ToS when u use it
if you watched the video i posted before youd know
>ppl voluntarily give that inforamtion,
yeah and i dont want to fucking give it
>its upto them to protect themself
not using discord is a good way to protect yourself, another way is cyrillic filter
>dont use ur real name or email, dont send pictures of urself or where u live,
>he actually thinks this keeps himself safe
hahahahahahaha you know nothing if you think doing that will protect you, your ip already exposes where you live so taking photos wont matter, although it isnt something i encourage
>dont literally dox urself
no one doxes themselves, you can be doxxed from your email or even username, either way discord will still create a profile based on you
>HURRR LOOK AT ME I STILL USE OUTDATED SOFTWARE HURRRRR
Aren't you using outdated software by using Jow Forums? I mean this site hasn't had a major update to it since like 2012
>there are plenty of alternatives u fucking moron are u fucking serious?
yeah cant wait to send 1 post a day to the one kiwi who uses infinitechan, i know about plenty of other imageboards and use them too
please get a spell checker it hurts to try and read your posts

I can hear music from down my street, they're playing Talking Heads really loudly, good on them, at least they have taste

Watching crocodile Dundee on tv lads

The original or one of the sequels?

sometimes I wish I had tv

ya discord all u do is join a fuckin server lmfao, someone sends an invite link n u click it, ur in the server.

if u diont want to voluntarily givfe informatino then u give false information dumbass u dont have to be 100% truthful with somethin u beliegve to be a bot net i cant believe i even have to fuckin explain this, this is a fuckin joke right??

if ur too fuckin dumb to literally not dox urself then theres no fuckin hope for u, ur gonna fall to a phishing scam if ur that fuckin dumb man, discord isnt some big evil fuckin thing like ur tryin to make it out to be, keep watchin fear mongerers m8

go use an IP location service, does it find ur exact fuckin house? maybe the city ur in?" thats all it fuckin does. they'd have to go to ur internet provider and fuck around with them to turn ur IP into an actual fuckin address or name or phone number or any of the other stupid shit u claim and unless ur with a really shit internet provider u dont got any problems. if u are with a shitty internet provider u got bigger problems than fuckin discord tehyll be givin ur info out to anyone that fuckin asks

THATS WHY I SAID USE A FAKE FUCKIN NAME USE A FAKE FUCKIN EMAIL ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKIN THICK BRO, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY MAKE A PROFILE ON A FAKE FUCKIN PERSON IT WONT MEAN SHIT, ITS LIKE YOU DONT KNOW A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT PROTECTING UR OWN IDENTITY ONLINE, DO U SERIOUSLY RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE, OTHER COMPANIES, TO PROTECT UR IDENTITY? ARE YOU A LITERAL FUCKING BABY THAT CANT FEND FOR ITSELF OR SOMETHING???

KEEP TALKIN SMACK U RETARDED FUCKIN FAGGOT JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE WORST FUCKIN AUSNZ THREAD IVE SEEN IN A LONG FUCKIN TIME

That original

nice, I haven't seen any tb.h
I might download them tonight and have a watch, I've had a few drinks so they'll probably be even better.

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i only use mine for news
ok i never said it wasnt?
>if u diont want to voluntarily givfe informatino then u give false information
yeah keep thinking that works
>if ur too fuckin dumb to literally not dox urself then theres no fuckin hope for u
never been doxxed before im smart enough to know how to keep myself safe but to say putting in a fake name and fake email will keep you safe is laughable
>go use an IP location service, does it find ur exact fuckin house?
And when you take a photo outside your window are you sending your exact address?
>THATS WHY I SAID USE A FAKE FUCKIN NAME USE A FAKE FUCKIN EMAIL ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKIN THICK BRO, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY MAKE A PROFILE ON A FAKE FUCKIN PERSON IT WONT MEAN SHIT
You realise they scan for keywords in what you type right? They will still build up all the info they can on you, and will link it to your discord account, which if someone else who knows you knows your discord can get your information for the right price
>KEEP TALKIN SMACK U RETARDED FUCKIN FAGGOT JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE WORST FUCKIN AUSNZ THREAD IVE SEEN IN A LONG FUCKIN TIME
you are legitimately the worst poster i have seen in my 6 years of being on imageboards

Our country is slowly dying, and no one is going to stop it.

jesus christ cunt it fuckin does if u dont give them any information or post any information u dont want them to have what the fuck are they gonna do? knock down ur ISPs door and fuckin demand it? r u schizophrenic or some bullshit cunt

it will keep u safe if ur not a brain dead moron that'll dox himself u need to keep it up u need to stay vigiliant dumbass u cant just go n put Joe Blogs in and then post shit about urself constantly and think ull be safe that aint what im sayin u idiot

u seriously fuckin think someone gonna go knockin on discords door lookin for ur info huh? this the kind of person im talkin to? theyd be dead in the fuckin water if they did that and according to that stupid video u posted theyre 20 mil in the fuckin hole so i doubt theyre gonna sell the info of some literal fuckin kiwi. huyrrrrrrrrrr if someone knows me and they know i use discord and they pay discord to have my info theyre gonna know the things i posted on discord!!!!!!!!! what a joke jesus christ

YEAH OF COURSE THEY FUCKIN DO THATS WHY U DONT POST ANY COMPROMISING SHIT HURRRRRRRRRRR

>tfw can hear a party but am sitting in front of my computer

>i only use mine for news
wait you have a tv
I thought you just lived in your room in front of your computer, do you also have a tv?

I doubt you'd venture into the living room for fear of yanks.

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alright i shouldve stopped sooner but youre clearly retarded
i have a tv but rarely use it, actualy got one in my room too

That's not me you baka

clearly ur the god damned retard HURRRRR I HAVE TO BNE 100% HONEST WITH A COMPANY I DONT TRUST HURRRRRRRRR what a fuckin joke dumbass