Who farted edition
/brit/
off to work lads
she was the hottest in this movie
BRAAAAP
moderate muslim is an oxymoron
1. Ethiopia just had elections
2. Jeffrey was missing for a while
Do you think he is close to the Prime Minister?
I think I could fuck a twink if no one knew about it
got a muslim m8 who's pretty moderate. eats pork, gets drunk etc. top lad ngl.
seems pretty extremist actually
questioning my political beliefs again
i'm racist
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
you don't have any signifigant upper body strength, do you lad?
just done two wanks
not a muslim then is he
reprobate
Used to have a muslim gf
She was very sensual
used to be a muslim gf
climbing gym yank has been saying the same thing every morning for years. never posts pics to prove he's either swole or sexy. doubt he's ever climbed tbqh. there's probably no gym either.
I've got loads I'm a beast
racist
Friday, or as I call it Fraesh
course he is, just as much as i'm a christian from a catholic family but don't go to church or pray or any of that stuff
it's only been a year tops
Why would they place the mirror like this
need a cute cat ears gf with blonde hair, blue eyes and at least 15cm taller then me to affectionately choke
that's a big arse
They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
i watched beowulf last night
what a great movie
no wonder you have no upper body strength. keep at it champ, you'll get there.
I'm going to kill all anglo women and rape every anglo boy
*enters the thread and you all perk up and start squeaking with excitement*
haha yes yes, good morning my little runts
The most creatively destructive politician in terms of the left of the last 30 years was Margaret Thatcher. No one thinks that being a woman guarantees virtue, including no feminist. But why you'd care about whether or not a woman was president more than you'd care about someone who was actually committed to doing something about economic inequality is a mystery. Except that you're more committed to diversity rather than equality. That part of the book is still true—how we learned to love diversity or identity. We haven't stopped finding new ways to learn to love identity and ignore inequality. Or in this case, to be committed to a vision of inequality anchored to identity.
got that female pubic hair pattern
> got a muslim
> doesn't follow any laws of Islam
mate
Nobody farted, you just thought so because you've watched one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
god the world is fucking mental isnt it
time varying E fields creating B fields?
mad
>liveleak
I am not clicking that link
got a Christian mate who's pretty moderate. Eats dates, wears clothes of mixed fibres, has sex before marriage etc. top lad ngl.
At the end of the council meeting, Nebenzia read >a passage from the novel “Alice in Wonderland” about a trial where the Queen demands the sentence first and the verdict afterward. “Does that remind you of anything?” he added.
>Pierce responded: “There is another very good quote from Alice in Wonderland which is: ‘sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast’ so I think that’s the quote the suits my Russian colleague best.”
kek btfo
pfm
not a Christian then is he?
>Atlas Shrugged
subtle bait
> got a Christian
> doesn't follow any laws of Islam
mate
We're in here lads
small laugh at this
Fuck off Vlad.
Reading "Resist the calls for solutions to London’s murder surge" in this morning's Guardian
fucking love pies lads, such a good species of food
> Low tier
> Notes from Underground
> God tier
> The Stranger
sweet pies or meat pies?
both I suppose, although I was thinking of meat pies when I made that post
>The Stranger
>not L'Etranger
oh dear oh dear oh dear
t.freshman
does beef wellington count as a pie?
which is your favourite Chuckle Brother
dont say the wrong answer
no one want to ask me about this?
was a pretty based period of my life
i'm racist
chucklevision, as a show, is 4/10
You've successfully pissed me off with your chart jewberg. I hope you are happy.
>based
DEH
yeah sure, go on
sharting at this
it's a russian guy trying to bench 400 ibs
it crushes his ribs, he later dies
had a muslim gf
she was very sensual
hate these stupid fucking yanks who think they'll just force recognition by being autistic enough and spamming their shit gimmick over and over
won't be using this thread or any other watson threads
Visa free travel is only for tourists. Why do businessmen require visas?
any Sid Vicious man in
is there such a thing as a slutty leather jacket and if so where can i get one
remember in grade 5 some girl said that alice in wonderland was a girls book
that comment always perplexed me
going to come to oxford one day and clatter you
because they might start doing actual work under the auspice of 'business'
which would negatively affect the native worker.
alice in wonderland a thot
Absolutely perfect breasts.
Paul tbqh
But the only way to work is on a work visa
Ever notice the strongest dudes are always kinda fat?
Being cut ain't shit.
yeah
toilman must toil despite all
10 Hours Gentle Night Rain #2 Rain | Gentle Rain | Calm Rain | Soft Rain | Black Screen Rain - Sleep
cutting generally requires losing muscle mass, so obviously those who don't bother doing it are obviously going to be stronger.
obviously reversed
look at those moonwalking monkeys
>it's a family/family friends come stay at mum and dad's house and try start a candid conversation with them about throwing me out into the streets episode
There’s a difference between a bodybuilder and a powerlifter. Powerlifters are way stronger.
did you know DPD delivers to every country in the world, including North Korea?
i'm the smartest person in australia!
So they can't work if they go visa free like a tourist...
just bashed a gay bloke
just got bashed by a gay bloke