Me when I see a D*ne

>Me when I see a D*ne
Whats your reaction, Jow Forums?

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>Go outside
>See a fucking DANSKJÄVLAR
>Day ruined

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Good to see people wising up. The only way of dealing with the d*ne is to "vandra över isen med krutet och svärdet".

Truly nasty thieving danish rats, muttering the words of the devil with a hot potato firmly in their cheeks to remind them of his will.

Even their capital is so wretched that they literally named it into a craigslist ad "Köp en hamn?" because they recognize it for the filth that it is.

Denmark is truly the peninsula of the satanic peasant.

i like danes

>D*ne posts in my thread

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Which language usually use Danes and Swedes to communicate? English?

We talk swedish, they understand us.
They talk copenhagen-danish, we smile confused and nod.
They talk rural-danish, we contemplate where evolution went wrong.


Our languages are very similar, but their pronounciation is so garbled that danish children understand their parents the latest in Europe, I actually feel bad for them.

I suppose that the fact that we almost understand them is the reason we find their bastardized version of our common language so offensive.

We understand Norwegian and Norwegians usually understand both though.

>denmark posts in my thread

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>danish children understand their parents the latest in Europe
No, they learn to speak the latest

The danish vowels just blend together into some sort of aeeuoo

2gocopenhagen.com/2go-blog/expats/did-you-know-danish-children-learn-how-speak-later-average

>Norwegians usually understand both though
why?

Denmark as a country is beneath our notice. Stop getting upset at them.

>another bully thread

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>any d*ne in online vidya
>lmao kek u mad bro xddd :^) trolled get rekt ez scrub ur mom gay hahaha smonke wed lennyface that tfw then i meme epic stle dae wtf bro ROFL

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ancient fjord-magics

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Like Italians understand Spanish and French, the languages are similar

Don’t worry just dab on the haters

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STOCKHOLM BLOODBATH NEVER FORGET
DAY OF THE PÖLSE WHEN

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vote please

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Come on guys, Swedes are way worse than Danes. They have red hotdogs in Denmark.

ah, the mountainjew is at it again I see

Their language is kind of in the middle.

It's kind of "What would a mix of danish and swedish sound if they were spoken by a happy gay musician"

I thought we were friends

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZXrK3f4zbk

delet this image

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I would never befriend a guy who shares a nation with someone that pushes the happy gay musician meme

based

Both are shit
Danish nuts are small
slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex_health/2010/02/the_little_princes_of_denmark.html

There isn't a real diffrence between Danes an Dutch anyway. So treat email like shit and alienate them just like I do with the rest of my countryman.

STOP THE BULLYING

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I name him Frank and tell him about tulumbe. A lot of skandinavijans get the refference

HOLD KJEFT QUISLINGJÆVEL

>Me when I see a wh*Toid scum
>another day, another wh*Toid to mug
>mfw it's payday fellas

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I like Danes, they are nice.

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Danes are honorary humans

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greatest ally

Compared to Swedes and Norwegians, Danes are appalling.

All these rude countries, why do hate us so?

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Thank you, that were all.

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