/brit/

the prince should "trust" me with his wallet
ha ha ha

if you're finding your nipples are erogenous you may have consumed too much soy

what's the deal with those weird finger family videos

all the time
gf loves it too

pleb
its an acquired taste
the more you do it the better it feels

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Absolutely.
I love having the gf on top, her licking on my nipples and rubbing the other, while I pump her

student cunt

That's literally because the more you stimulate breasts the larger they become you mong

taytays legs are skinnier

Hello, and most likely goodbye.

anal willy poo bum

fair enuf

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I don't know. Jow Forums says it is pizza gate

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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she is a bit thiccer now desu

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the moon

Just been called a failed abortion in Mothercare, lads.

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sadiq khan is blaming the tories for the rise in knife crime
as if boris johnson and theresa may are running around shanking ethnic schoolkids

Just buying an extra home. Anybody want one?
sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/du-uae

NEED to breed with her

no one cares about your problems lad

well
they did cut the police budget

prove to me you don't shank ethnics lad or forever be labelled a racist

she needs an Aryan husband not some mutt

where's the money for grenfell?

I don't see the hype. She's pretty but she had no ass or tits. What's with all the hulabaloo

Why can't men just give me things!?

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and yet knife crime in my town is at literally zero
did the tories only cut police budgets in london?

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don't get it

>running around shanking ethnic schoolkids
they did let a fuckton of wogs in , and they appointed the police cheif o london

Here's one for the lads that don't want to leave Britain
sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-2322-62vpd7/basingstoke-hampshire-basingstoke-en

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thing is, people keep going on about police cuts, but it's not that the budget is at an all time low, it's just that the budget was very, very high during the Blair and Brown years. before Blair, the budget was a lot smaller, and was never that high

actually she is jewish like me

well labour started the wog invasion

mmmmmmm

>don't get it

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always think the tights lads on brit are the ones who do bent stuff as well

MMMMMMMMMM

It's all smartphones and social media desu senpai

and tory carried it on and increased it willingly
they are both cance

>she is jewish

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you gay bro

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Sorry I'm not available

i am *slightly* bent

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shes not

This falsely creates the impression she has breasts

here we go again
labour: "OPEN THE FLOODGATES"
tories: "CHRIST HOW DO WE CLOSE THE FLOODGATES???"

you can just close floodgates lad

i emailed a pajeet about a similar trend where the guy was making

abcdefghijklmnop videos

his rationale was that he was some how taking advantage of viral interest in this shit and could monetise it.

seemed dumb to me but there we go.

she does though

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and yet his response this week to the knife crime: “I-I’m trying to organise a meeting with Theresa May so she can sort it.” Laughable!

Trying to look at the positives in things. While the toil beckons it is a Friday and sweet reprieve on the horizon.

this cereal sucks

Birth Name: Taylor Alison Swift
Place of Birth: Reading, Pennsylvania, U.S.
Ethnicity: German, English, some Scottish, Irish, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, Welsh, 1/16th Italian, as well as distant French, Swedish, Dutch, and Belgian Walloon

why do jews lie

the virgin mayor
the Chad PM

Alri Virginboy

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would you marry a fit girl who was dumb? not retarded mind you, like 80-90 iq

>pass law to close family reunifcation bit
>pass law to stricten requirments on getting visas in the first place
they had 5 years to do so why didnt they?

why do you think tories want to close the floodgates

youtu.be/rSLXNZlok94

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oh shit it's true

medium.com/@resnikoff/nobody-talks-about-the-fact-that-taylor-swift-is-jewish-heres-why-it-matters-64aececd20b

twitter.com/lizzieschiffman/status/766728331731402752

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muh austerity

Every time I hear the right speak about Muslims in Britain as if they are a new phenomena, some nasty virus that have only started to arrive in recent years, I think of the thousands of similar cases to my relatives, muslims of the commonwealth who bled and toiled for this nation, only to now be deemed enemies of the country, due to the acts of wahhabists, and Saudi Arabia's freedom to import radical preachers into Muslim communities across the U.K and spread their vile, puritan interpretation of Islam.

At the same time I can't get angry at those who buy into the lies about Muslims and other immigrants being the scourge of society. The working class have been fucked over repeatedly by the upper echelons of British society. If I, living in central London, can see the destructive effects that austerity and gutter media is having, how bad must it be in the more rural and suburban parts of the country?

cheddar man was Muslim

>sleep toil
>flatshare toil
>toil toil
>bill toil
>having no money because the cost of living is ridiculous toil

where does it end, what part of life ISN'T toil?

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Mum is suggesting I get my hair cut like Emily Blunt

>why don't they just wave a magic wand, that's what corbyn would do
fucking labour children fuck off

probably a shia

Stop being poor lol

girls always call me cute but i don't think I've ever been called handsome

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muslims really do think highly of themselves

Nah it isn't

mm yes very interesting
*turns around to talk to someone else*

there’s no money for projects anymore thanks to the tories so I go and stab children instead innit

>I suppose that’s because Swift (née Taylor Swiftowitz)
howling
is medium some kind of satire site

commute-toil
cooking-toil
cleaning the flatshare-toil
washing clothes-toil
ironing-toil
feeling stressed that you're warsting the the weekend-toil

girl once said i looked like thom yorke "before he turned into a creepy wizard"

synagogue security guard always gives me dirty looks

>tories can be shit because muh corbyn

idiota de mierda

anti-semite

It's literally one act of parliament needed, and they have had power for.5 years as a majority, actually read up on on own legal system Tory Shill

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cuts wouldn't be needed if the state wasn't so bloated and overgrown from the New Labour days

y/n?

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>tories: "CHRIST HOW DO WE CLOSE THE FLOODGATES???"
this is what rorke actually believes lmao

/trv/ is laughing at us again!

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who /dabbingondemhaters/ here?

tories might have ruined the housing market for everyone except boomers, and tories might have ruined comuting, and tories might be responsible for lowering wages despite economic growth, and tories might have continued with immigration even though they said they were against it, and tories might have ruined any government services replacing them...

but at least they aren't anti-semitic.