Chainlink

First thing I'm going to do when this thing soars past 100$ with this mortgage thing we just learned about is....

I'm going to hire s Vietnamese hooker and give her like 5k to piss all over her.

Lol @ lambos you noobs

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5k? why not 20k live a little.

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>selling link under $1000

Holy fuck Thomas just posted on reddit that ropsten is live!

im going to be catching up on so much pussy that i never got. ITs going to be disgusting

I'm going to auschwitz where the fake holocaust happened that should have happened. My first cross continental trip once I'm rich.

I fucking love this team.

github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink/tree/master/examples/twilio_sms

youtube.com/watch?v=-4Wu-zSndlw&t=13s

Appreciate the link, but I've never read one word of any whitepaper. Whatever you just sent me could be in Braille and I'd be just as clueless using my fingers to read it as reading what you just sent me.

Literally all in on chainlink because I'm racist and trust you guys here on Jow Forums.

The ultimate goal for me isn't to tell people that I got rich because I saw the future with this tech..... it's to tell people I got rich because of Jow Forums. So then they can hate me for being rich AND because I got rich because of a racist site.

i was put in this earth to only make SJW's lives more miserable. Without this life would not be worth living

Your car is upside down u absolute stupid fuck

I understand LINK and the implications thereof but I will be using your backstory because it would be much more fun.

uhhh why is the CL team memeing on the github?

5k? You could probably do that every night for 3 months for less.

They should've used the old Jow Forums classic
>new phone, who dis

Love the big short reference

copied for future pasting

aren't you the user who shoved a sharpie in his ass at a gas station

Holy fuck, I never thought about that, but being rich enough would allow you to reveal your power lvl in public with no real consequences.

Checked with a friend who works at Twilio to see if he knows anything. He isn't aware of chainlink. They're likely just another customer.

This is just an example of how to send SMS to people upon success.

fake holocaust? nigga i'm from Poland, been to 3 concentration camps, you can literally smell bodies in couple of places. also areas around camps got so much negativity around them, that it's affecting your mind as soon as you reach town. This shit was real as fuck

>also areas around camps got so much negativity around them, that it's affecting your mind as soon as you reach town

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>never been into a place
>post some face reaction pic
>never seen children crying for no reason at the gate in masse
>never been into crematory

I dare you fker to go there and just breathe around facility. Look around and see pictures of thousands hands cut off by some maniac gestapo. Those cities are doomed, and souls of victims never left the place.

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Sorry neo nazi fags digits confirm holocaust happened

>>never seen children crying for no reason at the gate in masse
Probably because their parents terrorized them with their made up stories along with the general brainwashing of the populace for decades that conditions you to such emotions

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>talking about holocaust which happened mainly in Poland
>posting pic of isreal/palestine conflict

thanks for confirmation that you are double digit IQ person. off this thread

>muh "palestine"
Nice jihadist propaganda, nazifag

I want to believe..

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>Gas chambers with wooden doors
>Prop chimneys
>some photos of glasses and shoes
>typhus
>Jewish population growing

Yes goy, the holohoax happened

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>Poland
>not home to the largest jewish population in Europe

>#IstandWithIsrael

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I'm buying a mustang gt at 50 dollar link . Not the craziest car out there but ill love it

Forget chainlink, look at Akroma if you need a coin thats gonna give you pissing hookers.

They going to implement Oracles in the near future.

I'm going rent me a brothel full of whores for the whole weekend once it hits 100$

Dude... I'm trolling. Like I said it's fun to make SJW's lives miserable. I know the holocaust actually happened. But there might be a mom out there somewhere who accidentally comes across this thread and gets spooked into not buying chainlink because she doesn't want to be associated with weirdos