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israeli women are cute
do i need to convert to judeism to have an israeli gf

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you guys make good songs

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It'll help most don't like the goyim enough to date them

How's it going Israeli friends?

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שלום ברוס

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hello frens

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Very cute and cool desu :3

Hi user, how are things in Israel? Is it sunny?

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Daily reminder that if you are sephardi jew in israeil you can come to Portugal.

If the girl in OP pic wants to come,that would be nice

There's a bit of blood down there. What happened? Is that blood from the Passover sacrifice or is it the blood of 18 Gaza Palestinians?

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It's menstruation blood

I want to find love in Japan

yeah it's a nice day today, went to a picnic with the family
the latter

אהלן חביבי

Ashkenazim come home

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Hot.
Edgy af. But please continue exporting Zionism and tipping the Menorah. Gaza looks like a dumpster fire.

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10 of those 18 are hamas members btw

Good work Israel.

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Zeus is the true God all other Gods are false.

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Who is that negev-tan semen demon in the op?

Bow before the true God Lord and master of the universe or suffer in the afterlife.

How do I acquire an Israel gf? Should I invite her to the Polish Death Camps for a history lesson?

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why would anyone ever date a p*le

I'm Greek.

Any of you guys on the border? I am the guy on the left waving my hand

>Ar*bs given autonomy
>elect terrorist organization
>fuck donkeys
>burn tires
>throw gays off buildings

I'm wearing a white rose on my vest

show boipucci

>נהרג 18 בעזה
>רק 18

:(

Oh, I think I can see you. Wave back so I know for sure.

Absolutely haram

learn hebrew you mutt

hey wtf you said you'll be wearing a skirt

Passover is the worst Jewish holiday

Prove me wrong

How obnoxious are the orthodox jews around you

Yom Kippur
Shavuot

very

Yom Kippur - no cars and religious people locked away indoors

Shavuot - based kibbutz harvest festivals and loads of good cheese

thanks for playing though

>Yom Kippur
Wasn't that a war?

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Hamas doesn't approve

lag ba omer

Isn't Valentines Day a massacre?

Wait a minute... but I'm on the west bank border.
If you are in Gaza, then who is that Palestinian doing a helicopter dick?

v.good shout tbf

I was gonna say Abu Mazen, but I don't want to get v&

Yom kippur - my street is full of noisy kids riding bikes outside my window and screaming and all the stores are closed

Shavuot - Cheese sucks

Yom Ha'atzmaut for me
Ugly posters everywhere, crazy people shouting on tv still butthurt, and refugees delaying traffic coz they want to carry a large fucking key to demonstrate.

what happens if you put an Israeli flag on your house for bantz during the naqba day?

Neighbors would have a laff but some snitch would take a pic and report it and I will get v&

Yom Ha'atzmaut used to be absolutely crazy fun. You could walk into any toy shop and get that white foam spray made of gasoline and all kinds of exploding stuff and terrorize everything and nobody gave a fuck.

Early 2000s were funny times.

>Early 2000s were funny times.
Not for us lol

>Every bus ride or visit to the mall was like a personal horror film where you don't know if the guy walking past you was going to explode.

It was an exciting childhood all in all

lol yeah, both did some nasty shit back then. Your fault tho, you allowed PLO to come back in 1994 and your security forces helped create Hamas in the 80s. You reap what you sow.

Wasn't poking blame at anyone, just reminiscing of times gone by..

All the nations in the region are massive pieces of shit afaic.

>All the nations in the region are massive pieces of shit afaic.
/trips of truths

I agree, cheers.

Israelis do you like Portugal?

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Israel kun, is it true Cyrus II of Persia is viewed very positively among you guys?

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Man,israelis really hate us

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yeah why not
yes very much so, he is the trump of those days because he let us build the new temple
no it's just shabbos now

The bible says he ended the first dispora, so yeah he is considered a good guy, but no one actively thinks of him

it's interesting to see how people are beholden to another country's king uwu. thank you

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Israeli girlfriend...

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i want to settle Kibutz with her...

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I want to perform chadou with a Japanese girl

Another Persian king Xerxes I, is considered good but stupid, because of his role in the Book of Esther.

Meanwhile, Antiochus IV, who is considered a national historical hero in Greece, is considered as worse than Hitler in Jewish tradition

Purim is the worst one 2 B H

i am an honourary semite

Pakis aren't semites though

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