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OH NO NO NO

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now how many of those restaurants have a french chef?

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>Including Monaco

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*puts canned fish on sticky badly cooked rice*
"3 birrion dorrar sank yu"

>american cuisine is terr- Oh.........

Finland has 58 *including france and
Japan

The per capita rate is still terrible

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I’m sure 20 out of 28 are sushi restaurants

JAPSHIT FUCKING BTFO

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Nothing wrong with that. Monaco is in France, speaks French, has never had a non-French head of state. It only has its special status to serve as a tax haven.

>muh per capita
yikers

Im surprised Britain isn't lower.
Probably because of some french chef in london.

London has a lot of great restaurants.

rent free

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British cuisine is much more innovative than ours

this

Japan has like double the population of France though

indian restaurants most likely

See you both here same time tomorrow?

I bet those restaurants have nothing to do with American cuisine and have French chefs or chefs studied at France.

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Most of them lel

anything that has a french name in the US is considered fancy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#Japan
only one
but some others like Molière and Quintessence serve French cuisine
rest are sushi restaurants

imagine getting 3 michelin stars for some raw fish

might aswell present some fucking surströmming and be done with it

>the Japanese cuisine is raw fish
that's like saying the French cuisine is all about consuming frogs

frogs are very niche and its not something only french people eat
italians also eat frogs and snails

I love japan, but sushi is really, really terrible, I even tried the supposed good restaurants in my town. I really don't get what all the fuzz is about
Basically everything other than the sushi was fucking great though

>Spain is the only country with a significant amount of three-star restaurants and not a single French one among them
FROGGED

but you hate japan

Zitto animale

I love the French but their consistent and inexplicable yellow fever is their least endearing quality by far. Like a slight smudge on a beautiful painting.

best restaurant I ever went to was a michelin 1 star restaurant and it was great

cannot imagine how nice a 3 star one must be, I mean, there is only so much a chef can do

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>belgium

where?

Same. I've been to a 2 star and a 1 star, best resutrants I've experienced by far

You mean you don't love Japan?

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lecoqauxchamps.be

Across the border, I guess.

I've been to this
letrabe.it/

there are plenty 1 star restaurants everywhere throughout europe, 3 star retaurants are much rarer

I wouldn't say we suffer from yellow fever. It's more like we openly admire anyone we deem worthy.

this looks really nice

Taci bestia

I could probably find nicer and cheaper food on an illegal food post in the middle of the street desu

>UK
>5 restaurants
watch your mouth lol

I'm half British half French
so 32 restaurants
Jap btfo

The yellow fever goes both ways at least, asians love france and france is bountyful with cute east asian girls looking for BBC (big baguette cock) with the pretext of studying
Meanwhile anglos obssses over the swarthiest pinoy creaturas and all they get is gold diggers

Isn't there a known mental disorder in which Asian people visit Paris and see that it's actually a shithole and get depressed and or crazy?

it's a meme that affects no more than 20 japanese tourists on the 500k that come each year

imagine being this bootyblasted

i made that as a joke

Not it's a meme
>some old jap faint arriving in Paris after a long trip
>OMG PARIS SYNDROME

In silenzio, belva

There were a couple boomer japanese people who thought france was a medieval fantasy land and booked expensive vacations to find out they are retarded
Try going to airport in paris some day and you'd think you are in seoul

>You'd think you are in Seoul
What?

all rook same

there are fuck tons of koreans in paris

And france has half the population of japan

Oh, alright.

That still doesn't negate the fact that it's a shithole tho.

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okay bub
see how much I care about latam opinions

shouldnt you be busy looking for your submarine and being poor and mulatto?

france and japan have the same hatred for anglos tho

Japan is really good at everything

except fucking their women, this is westerners job

>put raw fish on rice
>get stars

I love Japan

>Malos Aires is the "paris of South America"


AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE HOW SHIT IT IS

>including Monaco
FRENCH IMPERIALISM ON THE RISE

"imperialism"
monaco is france

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Yeah Buenos Aires is pretty shitty too, particularly the Uruguayan side.

Sushi is one of the most downright deceptively marketed foods I've eaten, to the point where it equates to robbery with the asking price of 100$ even if it's just raw fish on rice.

why is france so respected lads?

no city in south america is remotely comparable to europe, buenos aires and montevideo resemble the worst immigrant gettos more than the city proper since both cities are mostly brutalist poverty apartment shit

Imperialist excuses.

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bump

That must be why US is invaded by faggots

Imagine bieng Italy and being worse than literal faggots lmao

>mfw De Gaulles once said "if we wanted to embargo monaco, we would just some road signs"

MONACOSHITS BTFO

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>michelin star restaurants are good

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>Spanish cuisine isn't just seafood with cooked à la française

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>fish on sticky rice
>"umami"
>get a star
Michelin is weeaboo. China has sup3rior foods.

>t. Takeshi Jiang

>A fucking tire company

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>french "cusine" isn't just frogs, snails, cheese and bread liked only by tasteless people trying to larp as intellectuals, nobles or whatever the fuck

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t. paella nigger

wow this is what low-class people actually think

>I can't afford fancy food so i imply it's shit

t. homosexual surrendermonkey with no taste whatsoever

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French cuisine is simply the best.

what part of spain are you guys from

paella is fucking shit taste tho lmao, even bouillabaisse looks tastier and its crap shit

Wasn't there this one Michelin starred pub in Scotland or something and they asked to be removed from the guide because it was forcing them to exceed expectations from customers

yes it happens
however according to michelin, the stars are supposed to be a service to the customers and not to the restaurant owners so they're not entitled to getting their stars removed

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>be awarded a michelin star
>can't deal with newer status
are scottish lazy or just betas ?

You will never eat at a 3 stars japanese michelin restaurant, meal prepared with honor, passion and minutely with the best products and best mix of flavors

Why even live ?

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b-but 3 stars restaurants are shit, it's an anglo who told me that while he was eating beans for breakfast.

Uh? Where’s México?

Seville

washing the dishes isnt rewarded yet