What countries should we upgrade into the Nordics?

Sorry but i have to side with , i don't to be part of the liberal cuck club

*want

Scotland can join once they get independent

Umm, joining isn't up to you. Right now you are too poor and Catholic

They can join once they become Protestant

Never

This is an American tourist, I assume

nice meme

Being Nordic has nothing to do with race or ethnicity

Never

Yes

No, it is not a "liberal cuck club". It is the club of the richest, most successful, best countries on Earth and you are not yet allowed to join, because you are not good enough

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Who gives a shit about religion? Nobody are religious anymore.

Nordics are Protestant - you can not join if your country isn't Protestant enough

>South Korea
Are we white?

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This has absolutely nothing to do with race. It has to do with the quality of life.

No, you are not white Kim
>you are not yet allowed to join, because you are not good enough
good because we don't want to join anyways

Are drunk norwegians like finnish drunks or what

Sure, pal. Of course you don't want to be Nordic. We all believe you, bud.

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>quality of life
So why is not Germany uk France?
WE

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Probably. Last time I was drunk, I walked around in the city with my friend and asked strangers if they would rather suck balls and get AIDS rather than eating at McDonald's. I also pissed off a few random people too because I greeted them with "Heil Hitler".

Does this sound like a Finn drunk?

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sorry but plastic surgery/eye colour alteration doesn't count, infact that what we like to call cheating

Germany, France, UK can absolutely not compete with the Nordics. Shit tier third world shithole countries.

This poll is illegitimate

> surgery/eye
sorry it's native eyes

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Social democracy
High quality of life
Drunkards
Nanny state
Historically strong unions

Face it on all levels except geographical we're nordic

How did Netherlands cheat

Yes but you are too Catholic. Wikipedia says "Catholic 22.6%, Anglican 13.3% and other Christian 18.7%"
If "Other Christian" is at least 10% Protestant you can join.

You pretended to be Protestant so you could join but really you have more Catholics than Protestants.

That’s because protestants list themselves as atheists while catholics remain catholic on paper but never see the inside of a church outside of Christmas

We are swampniggers, not snowniggers though.

you are bunch of chinese forest chinks who got raped by mongols and keeped fucking their sisters to stay alive

>Estonia
No
>Latvia
No
>Lithuania
No
>South Korea
No
>Australia
No
>New Zealand
No
>Canada
No
>Switzerland
No
>Belgium
No
>Italy
No

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Now now be nice. They are one of the best applicants.

Why not?

None of those are nordic enough. The only ones I could consider are Hungary and Georgia

>upgrade
No one wants to be a pitiable Nordic cuckold.

Georgia? Why?

And Hungary is way too poor and has too many Gypsies.

Georgia is a nice country

Hmm.. This coming from the eternal Anglo. Your capital is not even 50% white. That is kind of pathetic ://.
Of course, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Denmark are all 90+ % European. Dumb chav, you will never be Nordic. Your country sucks.

Georgia is a third world shithole

Only nations I've seen seriously claiming to want to be Nordic are Estonia and Scotland
Both are probably too poor and too white to be accepted though

Only these countries are Nordics, shamely nowdays scandinavia is mostly wasted with Indo-europoid shitty genetics

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Non, it's our special little club.

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Denmark is not Nordic, stop referring to us as such.

ofc you are not, none of you g*rmanics isnt

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What makes Greenland Nordic, apart from it being Denmark's potential oil outpost?

History

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An anglo-pleb like you could never understand.

Rich coming from you Ahmed
Malmö is less Nordic than Baghdad at this point

Trips tell the truth

Is Bagdad 87% nordic?

varg is originally from iraq and he is nordic

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Petition to proclaim The Netherlands as Nordic.

Denied

Petition declined, they are too liberal.

Sweden doesn't even keep track of its citizens ethnicity or race anymore, nevermind all the recent undocumented migrants and asylum seekers too

But private Swedish data collection companies show that 54% of Malmö residents have at least one foreign parent, and another 15% are foreign born.

>britain

Why do Finngols have such an unwarranted sense of self-importance?
You do this in NATO threads too.

If you want a serious answer, finns have an inferiority complex that manifests with them caring abnormally much about what others think of their country. This is why there are so many finnish attentionwhores, and some of them are delusional enough to think others care about their country as they do.

Because we top every ranking on "what are the best countries" lists.

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Because we are just better than rest of you trash
nice try gayposter

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I'm probably the least gay poster in Finland, faggot. Why don't you come suck my dick and see who's gay then you fucking homo.

>The Netherlands
>Estonia

Imagine if those lines were bridges

Why would you want another male suck ur shrimp? You must really be selfhating fag, most likely from western finland

How about I suck your dick and then we'll see who the real fag is.

What about you suck some gasolin till you feel dizzy and go laying floor naked

Stop

Why? that faggot already killd himself by drinking some gasoline

Not Estonia. Unless you enforce laws and morals here with German precision, it will devolve into a Russia-like hellhole. How is it possible to have a 99% white country that still fails? Not Nordic.

Swede proxy or child?

Ah well then, I guess it was inevitable.

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What about you retard just go to sleep and dream about some cocks.
Mikäs hinttarin pisti känkkäränkäks?

Estonia will only ever be good as a German colony. I want my German masters back and work for them in the fields like the slave I am.

>Italy

>Nordic

Are you fucking high?

Estonia is a good country and most people in the Nordics agree that you can be accepted into the Nordics. :)

Italy is a nice and friendly country.

>most people in the Nordics agree that you can be accepted into the Nordics
no one outside of finland and to a lesser degree sweden has ever heard of estonia.

You will keep quiet, island. You are not independent and you do not have a say. You are a slave of the great Nordic country Denmark, nothing more.

Stick to killing whales and stealing the Finnish flag. Estonia can be Nordic and one day they will be.

Thank you for making us the best turtle.

>tfw you will never go to Brooklyn and eat real american ninja pizza

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>religion hasnt shaped the nordic countries at all and does not explain their superiority one bit

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Hello

> stealing the Finnish flag
The Faroese flag was created in 1917. The finnish was in 1918.

>those descriptions

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The Finnish flag was confirmed as the Finnish flag in 1918.
Whereas
>The modern Faroese flag was devised in 1919

Hello Slovenia, you are quite a cute country. Tell me, how is life in Slovenia? Is it better than in Germany or France for example?

Belarus is Nordicafrican same way Hungary and Finland are Asian.

I would say it's calmer and more relaxed, but not better. We are slowly getting to the western life standarts, but we are not there just yet, one day I hope :)

So you are a lot like Estonia. I hope one day you will get to the level of us Nordics :)

>implying we would want to be part of your shitty clan

Fuck that. We will join the UK, the empires of the sea will once again conquer your puny asses.

I guess so yes and I hope so too. I think Slovenia is still a nice country for a short visit and you're more than welcome to visit and explore it user

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t.william of orange

go home black man

The Netherlands quite obviously

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Only the Northern Part of the Netherlands can be considered Nordic, Beneath the Rhine the people are Meds

Why did greenland abandon the nordic cross pattern?

Russia is nordic

Schweiz is Italian.