/dixie/

Been a pleasure

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youtu.be/0M53FcPoWtA

aaaaa

almost did conways lads

astounding self control

yeah i was able to fix my glasses, i laid on em and they got bent and i blew some hot air and bent them back where they were

get lasik surgery

quite expensive at 2k

do it yourself at home then

got some pdfs for that?

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>cut open eye
>shine laser into eye
>????
>profit

what?

you've broken your glasses many times

i wasn't the one who broke them last time

>Tfw broke my glasses right on the start of a 4 days long outdoor music fest by throwing my shoes on them

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Fucking four eyes h-haha

lmao fucken nerd

Not enough blacks in /dixie/

It was sunglasses so I'm actually the cool kid

flaglet

french people can't be cool sweaty :))))))))))

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I am no people

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France is in Europe

We've transcended the "people" status

wow nice knowledge of geography, you're not like the other americans it seems !!!

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Finland is in Asia

Where's Europe tho

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true

in Poland, I think

>I think

oh SHIT they're evolving

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I
HATE
S T I N K B U G S

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bit mean

woke up early to go to the gym and didn't go

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>anime
>stinkbugs
>war
Have the nips ever brought anything of value to this country

don't like Virginians lads

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cheap, reliable automobiles and Wii Sports

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High quality post.

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bing bing wahoo

also 90's toyotas

Down in emporia, bored as shit
Anything I can do here that doesn't cost money?

Oh shit next week's clients are hot as fuck, Dutch women are the sexiest

why not colonize the netherlands then

what do you do?

I want more of this superhero you call florida man.

Daily reminder we captured a Dutch fleet with cavalry

Basic cook + restauration services in a ski ressort hotel
We have a ton of Scandis and Dutch clients throughout the season, with all the fair haired women it implies

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what the fuck

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There's a dedicated plebbit

having some beer lads

What's your choice tonight

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandels_(beer)

Am I potentially autistic if I can't stand the sound of black kids screaming?

>*muffled kantele in the background*

yes

also i bought some flower seed

is the plant hippy here yet, if he wants to rate my flowers

You potentially live in a shit place

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he'll be at work for another few hours.

stop beating your children, then.

If only it were that easy.

What time is it anyway in Dixie

2 PM and 3 PM

*gives you DDT*

Will it get me high

2:30

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youtube.com/watch?v=50NE6_1nUBY

very stupid and dangerous

*DDT's you*

Extremely accurate

t. Languedoc

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haha just kidding guys
*reaches hand forward for handshake but then pulls it back and DDT's you*

actually got rained out today
like the color on those cornflowers, and marigolds are a classic
8/10

what is Aquitaine and that whole area along the Atlantic coast under Bretagne like?

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Pretty based, really

I've never been to Vendée but as far as Aquitaine goes here's the most iconic stuff that comes to mind.
World class wines of Bordeaux; the comfy Landes forest, largest maritime pines forest in Europe and created out of the Landes marshes in the 19th century; longest strip of coastline with lots of surf and boat sports; based Bayonne ham; very white region (save a few spots as usual)
Some parts are just plain boring like the way between Toulouse and Bordeaux but some other are among the comfiest French places I've been, like the Dordogne and the Lot, not to mention the Basque country which should be called Based Country
Also had my best meals ever in the south-west, yeah Aquitaine is definitely of the best French regions

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>not to mention the Basque country which should be called Based Country
DAS RITE

Some of the places I mentionned like Toulouse or the Lot aren't Aquitaine but def south west

Sounds very nice. I only ask because that part of France seems kind of obscure and doesn't receive as much attention as other regions do. By the way, do you know who Anthony Bourdain is? He does a special where he travels around the French Riviera, samples local cuisine, and shows various aspects of the local culture. It's super comfy, as most of his shows are.

i like his shows but he's a cunt and they've turned it into low key propaganda recently
>camera deliberately pans over antifa graffiti in greece multiple times
>inviting obongo on just for shits n giggles
>bad habit of fawning over the countries whose government has a leftist in power and ignoring the right wing opposition
>or vice versa, talking about the evil big bad right in power and then going out of their way to advertise the left opposition party
guy gets a lot of credit for being a chef too even though he was just a line cook with a heroin addiction that wrote a popular book

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>inviting obongo on just for shits n giggles
why did everyone do this? fucking mythbusters did it

bourdain's show is on CNN

so right after the presidency they brought obama on as a "hey look the cool president is hanging out and eating with our travel food tv-host look how cool the president is hes just a normal guy amirite"

>they'll never be able to bring TJ or any of the other Founders on to btfo everyone ever
>we're stuck with reality tv tier presidents who read mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel

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>I only ask because that part of France seems kind of obscure

It's actually quite a known and popular region from a French point of view, at least places like Bordeaux and the coastline with Biarritz, Bayonne, the Pilat dune (pic related, tallest Euro sand dune).
If you want to check out places that French people consider bumfuck nowhere in their own country check out the Limousin, the Creuse, the Lozère and the Ariège
Internationaly France is both extremely famous and unknown/misunderstood I think, as in everybody knows about Paris and the Riviera but it's usually about it, whereas every region has stuff worth seeing

I've heard of Anthony Bourdain yeah, never watched any of his shows tho

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I-I just like comfy travel shows with food

>andrew jackson goes on kimmel
>challenges kimmel to a duel
>shoots kimmel
i want this

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i do too
>but then i started noticing patterns in the format
>and there was no going back

its only like the last 3 seasons, the first half of the show is normal

also he had another one on discovery that i cant recall the name of and then his first show from the 90s where he's a total douchebag but he's like 33

ever watched the Southern episode? Whole thing left me salivating.

if anything I want him to duel and shoot Colbert or Seth Meyers. at least all kimmel does is cry

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mississippi? ye its a good one
on one of his other shows he goes to the ozarks in missouri

THE GHOST OF ANDREW JACKSON WILL FREE US FROM THE SCOURGE OF TV HOSTS

oh, there must be more than one, then. I was thinking of one where he goes to a restaurant in Charleston with Bill Murray and goes to a Waffle House at like 2 AM to stuff himself silly after getting drunk on Bourbon.