/brit/

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>whats the name for a lad who live his life like he's in care except it's just his parents and brother doing things for him

neet

blooooter of an album

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Simon

Do you think it warps his mind to be in a suit all the time at such a young age?

is barons torso in front of melania? this is an optical illusion lol

whats with the saliva gimmick in porn pics these days

not a fan of girls pretending to look like drooling retards

Even bigger brain: Norwich.

how long before that profile is on yank currency?

>/brit/:
Seething, creasing, howling, screeching etc
>Other boards:
SEETHING and nothing else
I admire /brit/'s ability to avoid running fresh gimmicks into the ground when others always go for the most meme-able format

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it's a 5d easter egg hunt

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Aw yeah piff ting blud faaaaam pengaleng bruv

need a depressed russian art thot

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love asking random blokes if I can sniff their willies

shit deano says:
>i love my family
>i wonder what's on tv tonight
>lets get a takeaway
>going down the pub with the boys
>i love you
>will you marry me?
>good morning mr toilsberg!
>aha smithster you ledge
>bought my new car/house/suit
>im a people person
>ola una cerveza por favor

disgusts me

:v

Because when it comes time to put money where their mouth is and effect meaningful political action, they wont do it because it's not in their own best interest.

They realize it subconsciously, which is why they self-sabotage movements they join and stop meaningful action in the cradle.

pls be in los angeles

LOVE art hoes ngl

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>being well adjusted and having money is a bad thing.

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Love Southern Northern Ireland

bitter twisted virgin freak-a-zoid

callum u in lad?

I HAVE NO PROPERTY AND I MUST TOIL

Nowt wrong with going down the pub with the boys

Why is a shithole?

Deano is buzzing that First Dates is back on Channel 4

>having """""""""boys"""""
get out deano idiot

If a girl has intentionally not spoke to you in a while is she waiting for you to start the conversation again?

melvin in?

?

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the only correct way to ask your mates to go to the pub is to send a single text with:
pub?
then immediately leave the house, go to the local and wait
works every time

Murky bruv yeah blud ya get me murky ting

When da ting goes bruvvvvvvvv

VERY good post

>having sex with the boys.

No she doesn't think about you at all

this HAS to be a shoop haha

what do girls fannies smell like

the 6.8 actively tries to push the conversation forward

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thanks for making some high quality oc

like coins and tinned fish

same as your bellend

what does cock taste like

got womansplained to earlier

i was originally team peanut butter but i reset my ip and became team mini

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like a bag of sand

skips?

should've just used the Jow Forums ID menu

u wot m8

anyone rate milkavelli

bet you felt like a right twat when we won

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i use it to change my flag to british so i fit in here
CTRL+W

how do girls keep their arses so clean. dont ever see one with poo stains. do they even poo

Lock and Load is good, haven't heard any others

>being """""well"""""-adjusted

ahh yes, sure mr toilberg i will do your bidding for 40+ hours a week! yes girlberg i will give you all my money when you divorce me! yes friendsberg i will go along with your shit, whilst you fail to reciprocate when it is I who is in need!

>do they even poo
this is the final redpill

Wiping your arse ain't rocket science little trog

Gonna start a charity

tis a banger indeed
he just made a choon with peep like a week before he died so i thought of him

no

>there are thousands of brilliant songs out there that you will never discover

JJJ-jaded

you need to find better friends

Underwhelming.

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>peng

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hello DEANOS.

don't you have more designer labels to be out there buying?

more of a ctrl+q man myself

do you like Sam Wise and that too then

lol idc!

nah wiping doesnt do the job if you've got hairs in the way. need a shower after every poo

bought a game off steam and it keeps crashing to desktop after less than 5 mins of playing
time to demand a refund
watch this space

nah. 99.999% of music is shit
there's probably less than a hundred good songs that I haven't heard

>so i fit in here
You don't

Already have a wardrobe full of tommy don’t need anything else.

all o that desu

>Protesters call for end to London's surge in bloodshed as six more young men stabbed within 90 minutes

green
lloyd
a
door

Any of you lads ever been asked out?

Why don't they just ban knives?

Yeah I had the same reaction
Don't think it helped I listened to it for the first time when I was 22
Still, in the flesh is a sick track

like rap and country music, don't think anyone likes classical even the fedoras are just pretending.

doing an eat

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totally worth toiling wasn't it?

think you must be the poster that recognises slowthai lyrics
are you brum?

lol

>me-me-me-me-me

loser

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silly wanker
press CTRL+W

just got my payment
time to get high

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