>Meanwhile in 1637 Jow Forums...
Meanwhile in 1637 Jow Forums
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buy the dip. it recovered and went on to 10000x, have you seen the price of tulips the last 400 years?
what is this, SPX? Dow Jones?
who here holding the stinkie tulip heads?
Buy brown tulip sir very good investiment pls sir buy now
>feb 9
>"it's a fire sale boys!"
Tullips had a usecase at least...Not like crypto
>may 1
>"remember, we are the early adopters. We're in before all the institutions and mass adoption"
this
>He bought?
>we will never EVER be below 25 again
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The golden has been inflating like crazy since we got out independence from the Spanish hapsburg throne. Tulips are a decentralised trustless currency which is not ran by the king or the pope.
It's bound to go up, 1MM gulden eoy!
underrated
good meme
Semper Augustus will be the only surviving bulb and will be worth 400,000 florins by the end of the year.
AAAAAAAAAA AVE MARIA
what about price against inflation?
remind me in 400 years
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1. BITCOIN HAVE LIMITED QUANTITY, IN DIFFERENCE FROM TULIPS, DOLLARS AND Ethereum.
Rate my portfolio guys.
KEK
criminally underrated
lmao
top heh
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1. BITCOIN HAVE LIMITED QUANTITY, IN DIFFERENCE FROM TULIPS, DOLLARS AND Ethereum.
MY BULBS STAY SUPER UN-SOLD 1000 GOLDEN GUINEAS EOY
Notulipers eternally BTFO
chinese shitflower, stop shilling
>Dec 1: We're going to ze Moon, boyz! Strap on and rejoice!
>Dec 12: New paradigm! We're all going to make it!
>Feb 3: 100.000 guldens EOY amirite! Duke of Marlborough and King of Spain are investing in tulips! What castle are you going to buy with your tulip gainz lads? How many tulips for that thicc 10/10 broad who is posing for Rubens?
>Feb 5: Buy the dip, retards! Last opportunity to buy tulips below 200!
>Feb 9: Tulip market crash? Nice FEUD, fellow tulipmarine, are you accumulating too? ;^)
>May 1: IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! Sir Ghay de Nazarouveoux to announce a partnership with the (((Merchant League))) of Venice! TULIPLINK ON ZE MOON CONFIRMED!
pphpdump phihpt
thanks just planted 100k
I think that's what he meant.
There is no cap on Tulips, it's going to 0 guys.
>this always happens in February
>get Busbecq on the line
>"yes master?"
>Pump Semper Augustus for 2 hours and then wake him up