What is YOUR country's greatest ally?

What is YOUR country's greatest ally?
Our is France!

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Denmark!

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prob australia

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I luv Denmark, Christiana neighborhood remembers me France.

my favorite poster

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Hungary.

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Outside of all memes, it is the USA. We are ally with the USA since 1776.

and then, happended the quasi war..

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>implying
fuck the USA, fuck NATO, fuck pro-atlantist cucks
Denmark is our best ally

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t. Soral

Based France

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Germany

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None, everyone hates us

We like you! We like you so much we even invaded you multiple times to try to make you ours!

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Do you really need to ask?

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Based beer producer

I love Denmark!

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America
> strong ties with lots of Norwegian immigration
>helped us in ww deuce
>Marshall plan
>best buds in cold war
>philipps (oil texans) found the oil for us
They enriched us more than any other ally

And we do not like you very much because you did that

S-sorry..

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either the sharters or the anglos

And I France!
I've been thinking about visiting France in the summer, but I'm kind of stumped where to visit.
What do you think?

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The Côte d'Azur is pretty great during summer. You can visit cities with Roman monuments like Avignon, Arles, and Aix or just relax and enjoy the sun while eating good food in Nice, Saint Tropez or Monaco.
Glad you're visiting us.

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Just don't go to Marseille.

Sweet!
I have only been to 3 cities in France, as far as I can recall; Paris, Strasbourg and Colmar, and I liked it very much, so perhaps it's high time I give the south of France a visit!
Thanks!

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I actually live in Strasbourg. D-did you like it?
Also, how was Paris? Were you disappointed?

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how can France be YOUR greatest ally if they're already MY greatest ally?

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>Strasbourg
I loved it! Especially the astronomical clock in the cathedral, as I've always been both a watch guy and a church guy.
Unfortunately the weather was really bad when I went, so I couldn't stroll around the streets for too long.
I lived in Freiburg im Breisgau for a few months, which is how I ended up visiting Colmar/Strasbourg.
>Paris
Definitely not disappointed. The only thing I was disappointed by was probably the eiffel tower, but the Louvre was brilliant.

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France is mine! You can go hug the UK or something!

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UK I would say, they hosted our royal family and government in exile during the war, and helped to train Norwegian resistance fighters.

Swedes and danes can't be trusted sadly.

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Yeah, I agree. The Eiffel Tower is great as a national symbol, but visiting it in person is a pretty bad experience since it's so crowded and African street sellers keep trying to force you to buy cheap key rings.
Anyway, I'm glad you liked Strasbourg that much. You're making me very happy.

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>that time of year again
it's still under freezing here, in April, and it's due to snow next week

I'd rather be friends with Finland so we can commiserate together

>go hug the UK
okay rude what'd I ever do to deserve that

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were maritime borders settled before, or after the discovery? if they were settled before, this map is hilariously unfortunate to the British, Germans, Dutch and Danes

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I wouldn't hurt you, but we are not your ally.

The north sea is our rightful clay

Watch out or I'll come visit Strasbourg again!

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totally not looking forward to it

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Germania

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>1066
>Napoleonic Wars
Take that back. Denmark is our BEST ALLY, you just don't know it!

Serbia ofc

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I miss the days where we were the ones backstabbing our allies rather than the other way around