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comfy desi threads
Invited: Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and desi diaspora

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/brit/

inb4

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/brit/

Vedic aryan thread

Study hard

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hmmm

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>bhai yeh movie dekh, bohot solid hai
>it's yet another psychological thriller with a twist
Why the fuck do collegefags in this country watch the same type of movie?

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I hate NRIs. Also it is very late. Also you guys are tryhard faggots. Goodnight.

why do most americans/europeans always think all Indians look the same?

How is it that hard for them to understand we have 1.5 billion people and so much ethnic and cultural diversity?

I.. I apologize user

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those are the only movies worth watching m8

psychological thriller/horror/comedy best movies

hate us cus u aint us

most indians do look the same to whitey

why do u hate us?

AH YES

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stop posting anime girl pictures you homo.
most well-known indians in USA look brown af (freddie mercury doesn't count).
meh, my favourite movie are stuff like Troy and LOTR

>Troy
>LOTR

KEK, TALK ABOUT GENERIC.

My favourite films are

Un chien andalous
Das boot
Le circle rouge
Le aventurra
And more.

Why? I agree when NRIs goes to India usually they fuck it up like this guy from my gurudwara who went there and tried to fund a Khalistan movement lol.

Here’s an average punjabi girl

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waltz with bashir and amelie
your move

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…اے وطن، پیارے وطن
اے وطن، پیارے وطن، پاک وطن، پاک وطن، اے وطن، پیارے وطن۔

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Chinkis are literally BTFO paki cops now

>Waltz with Bachir

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How did we go from this to our current state?

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This is so sad
thedailystar.net/backpage/elephant-calf-struggles-live-1557739

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Orphic trilogy

খুব দুঃখের বিষয়। এখন আমার প্রচন্ড ঘুম পেয়েছে। কালকে দেখা হবে।

Good night

hi

Compete with this

Wtf, can't wait for female chinkis to come her now :^)

Il gattopardo.

Nikki Haley?

Besides, I live in SoCal and there are so many punjabis/kashmiris//tamils here you’d think they’d realize all of us aren’t the same lol

hello

>avg punjabi nose

The nose isn't punjabi mate.

secret in their eyes and blue is the warmest colour, room in rome.
koi top 10 list se naam uthaaya kya?

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>blue is the warmest colour

Call me by name :^)

fag

how very Pathan of you

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Dont you pakis and indians hate each other?

tfw started browsing incel shit because of paki/currycel

tfw most of it is true
its over

Desu, your movies are shit.

Acquire taste.

>paki/currycel
To this date that loser hasn't bothered to post his face with a time stamp or link any of the /soc/ threads where he was complicated.

doesnt matter what he says is true

cope

I do.

I hate Indian and Pakis. Thank god Im Somali

>tfw currysluts love Somalis

You actually have watched all of the movies you mentioned? Desu i don't know about any of them.

But, I like my autistic simulation games more so I will stick to epic movies and the occasional foreign language film I come across by luck.
Someone else found him out and posted his photo. Looked completely average, even by Indian standards.

somalis are also low tier unless they run thug game, you're indian.

>autistic sim games

HOI?
CK?
Civ?

I’m on my phone so can you post a new thread with Somali flag saying “I love being Somali” on INT? I wanna trigger autists

that won't trigger anybody though. I love being indian would trigger them though.

I always do it it triggers them hard. Pigskins have a natural fear and jealousy of nigs

Distant Worlds, Civ V, Stellaris, EU4, Alpha Centauri. I was going to play this game called Aurora 4x, it's supposed to be powerful and complex enough to let you do pretty much anything but it's windows don't display properly on my monitor.

Hi

KARA BOGA

bump

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Yes you definitely know more than me I just grew up with her.

she looks more hispanic than punjabi desu

Why is India
why did it become
when did it go wrong

all upper caste indians look hispanic/arab/middle eastern desu lol. it's fucking weird

>all upper caste indians look hispanic/arab/middle eastern desu lol. it's fucking weird
LOL no they fucking dont

bump

anyone have the Instagram of the Indian collage girl in USA ?she was hot as fuk

We don't though. Everyone with an IQ above room temperature knows that South Asia is a huge geographic region that contains many distinct ethnic groups and cultures.

For instance, this guy is a Stanford trained hospitalist whose podcast I listen to. His parents are Parsi so of course he looks like an Iranian with slight South Asian admixture. This isn't rocket science.

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have you seen iranians dude? 70% of people in iran look like a mix of pajeets and saudis

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>literal niggers of the aryan race

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I have a friend from bangladesh i help him out with his english

But you guys need to stop poopoo on the streets tho

>Un chien andalous
>Das boot
>Le circle rouge
>Le aventurr
t.pleb trying to appear sophisticated

You are fucking blind.

ayyyy we wuz aryans n shieet!!!111

nice to see this general back up.

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what are all ma jiggas up to this weekend?

quora.com/What-sucks-about-your-engineering-college-Especially-Indian-engineering-colleges
lol SRM fags have suffered a lot

>I went to college at Poona University in India.
>Poona
>Poo
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>stop posting anime girl pictures you homo.
Find a different website, normalfag scum. The global posting hierarchy from most relevant to least relevant at any given time goes:
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ॐ गं गणपतये नमः ।

>ganpati bhakt

Never understood the point?

fuck off weeb

Mostly just wanted to see what would happen if I posted a mantra here. Would you rather I posted one for a different deva?

post hanuman mantra. shiva and his family left the mountain when kaliyug started
youtube.com/watch?v=ra51x5vj56o

ॐ श्री हनुमते नमः ।
There's a center in northern California where they offer a yoga teacher training program, and it also has a Hanumān temple. I've been to it, it's pretty cool. Indian families from nearby come to visit on the weekends.

been in this shithole for 4 years now
don't see any banglabros

where art thou my banglabros

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Are Roma/Gyppos welcome in /desi/?

bangin other bros probably

mmm indian/italian mutts... this makes me hard
better hide my boner otherwise roma gonna steal that too

yes

I wake up before sunrise and immediately offer prayers to Krishna, then I do pranam to the deity of the sun, Surya, as the sun slowly rises from the horizon, next proceed to a shower, clean my teeth using a Neem twig.

I then face either north or east on a pure sheet positioned on pure grounds, that remains undisturbed by any other object or article. I take 3 sippings of holy water and proceed to put on my forehead, bosom and tow arms a round mark of red powder (tilak). I then meditate on brahman itself for several minutes, before bowing and chanting mantras to the murtis of 5 deities (namely Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Devi and Surya, also known as Panchayatana puja) as a means to raise to higher planes of the swinging pendulum of birth to death to rebirth (in order to the avoid duldrums of lower planes of existence which ulitmately distract the finite brain from contemplation of atman and brahman).

I've read the Vedas and Upanishads 108 times already and can recite Puranas off by heart, all in their original sanskrit. I've also studied the systems of logic from Nyaya, veered off into the Nastika metaphysics of Nagarjuna's Mulamadhyamakakarika, Advaita and Dvaita systems of ontology, the mathematics of Aryabhatta and countless Sutras on all topics and fields.

I avoid all tamasic foods and activities and try to avoid maya (worldly pleasures and attachments) as much as possible, as such all I own is an saffron shawl and i spoil all morsels of food with drops of water, to dull the taste (attachment to sensory pleasures only leads to misery and suffering). I do this because the entire material universe is a merely a distraction from reuniting the soul with the unknowable, infinite and immutable mind that underlies everything one materially senses. I haven't deliberately looked at a woman in 3 years (let alone touched or spoken to one) and I subsist solely off of begging for alms.

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poopie for a roopie
poo in loo

No. They're Romanians living in Romania speaking their language.

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their language is a desi language though.

that said i avoid them irl

piss off, brum

Im really tired of the WHOLE country being labelled as weird creeps on the internet. Even the meme name 'pajeet' of a corruption of the name Pajerdo Barboset which is actually a goaese portuguese name. I wish my community wasnt labelled along like this because this behaviour is very rare in our community.
The type of people that send these messages are called 'hues' in my community, and are usually really low class menial workers in india, only they tend to behave in such disgusting ways.
These people really have no idea how to behave and are really autistic and weird, idk where it comes from.

hue hue hue?

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Quick Question /Desi/s ; What is more important to you ? Culure or Genetics ? Some of you uncultured mutts might prefer to think of it as Nationalism or Genetics ?

culture obviously

culture. as in the less desi the better.

>tfw sharing a country with fucking dick worshipping Hindpoos
Atheist Utopia when?

salaam alekum muhammad

Islam is a tetrahazillion times better than calling a cow your mother. Having non-religious parents is maximum comfy though

mashallah brother

>Islam is a tetrahazillion times better
KEK