Your lies are getting so much worse Russia, what happened?

>food poisoning puts you in a coma for weeks

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The curtain has fallen UK. Even the Skripals themselves are starting to realize that the UK government tried to kill them.

You and what army? You've got worse force projection than fucking China. At least their carriers don't

I've no idea how anyone else feels. I know it's the one country on Earth I unreservedly despise, though.

>trusting british news

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Don't require tug escort that should say.

my favourite was when they said it was an "accidental overdose" (RIA Novosti)

understable - i too frequently snort chemical weapons of mass destruction for recreational purposes

ha ha fucking hell, deary me

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i alone can kill all anglos
your army is shitter than ours was in 1400

Our news isn't literally owned by the government.

I can't hear you over the sound of your rusty shit unseaworthy ships.

can't handle the banter

What I find funniest is how fucking inconsistent their lies are. It's like they aren't even trying.

Name one good thing Russia has done.

Actually, that's the point. Their whole tactic is to confuse and muddle things up as much as possible..

>Russia is a cancer on the planet.
This is true. Russians are the niggers of the Euro race.

Imagine living in a county where political opposition is literally banned.

i like the film The Hedgehog In The Fog desu

>Name me ONE good thing that would be lost if Russia disappeared.

funny movies about drunk roosters killing other roosters

The Kremlin attributes every new allegation to Russophobia. This excuse has proven ideally suited to the varied terrain of hybrid warfare, serving as a one-size-fits-all explanation for virtually any charge. Whether the claims relate to Russian soldiers in Ukraine, Russian trolls on social media, or Russian chemical weapons in England, Moscow dismisses it all as the work of desperate and irrational Russophobes whose obvious prejudice renders their conclusions null and void.

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But it's YOUR lies, Anglo.

t. bulgarian
funny how you shit on ruskies despite them winning your freedom in 1877
bulgaria is the root reason why the balkan slavs went to shit as early as they were freed

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Yeah, just like CNN isn't.

you literally just made up this just like british newspapers make up news

oi brit you better have an internet license you cunt

I hope you aren't hiding a butter knife at home

Here are 20 different narratives offered by Russian media and officials for the poisoning:

– The United Kingdom did it to fuel anti-Russian sentiment (source: Russia 1 TV channel)

– Ukraine did it to frame Russia (Russia 1)

– The United States did it to destabilise the world (Russia 1)

– Theresa May helped orchestrate the attack because she is a friend of CIA director Gina Haspel (Zvezda)

– It was an attempted suicide (Russia 1)

– It was an accidental overdose (RIA Novosti)

– It was due to accidental exposure from Britain’s Porton Down research facility (Russia 24 TV channel)

– The Porton Down lab carried out illicit human testing and is lying about not producing Novichok (RT)

– Skripal’s future mother-in-law did it (Moskovsky Komsomolets: mk.ru)

– Terrorists did it (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)

– American-British financier Bill Browder — blacklisted in Russia for denouncing corruption — did it (Russia 1)

– A drone did it (Zvezda and Russian defence ministry)

– Skripal was a chemical weapons smuggler (Pravda)

– The West is using the case to deflect attention from Russia’s successes in Syria (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)

– Britain is using the case to deflect attention from Brexit (Russian Foreign Minister Sergei lavrov, Russian UN ambassador, Russian OSCE ambassador)

– The attack was an attempt by a rival faction to undermine Vladimir Putin (state TV)

– Russia has destroyed all its stockpiles of Novichok (Sputnik)

– Russia never developed Novichok (Interfax)

– Only the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Sweden have Novichok (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson). All three countries have denied the claim.

– There is no evidence that the nerve agent used against the Skripals was Novichok, Porton Down lab is struggling to identify the substance (RT)

>anglo made food

JUST

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now post any article link not just "here they say:"dumb shit" how stupid they are!"

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>invade georgia - no one gives a fuck
>invade crimea - no one gives a fuck
>shoot down a civilian airliner - no one gives a fuck
>put a hit on a guy who committed the highest treason - everyone loses their mind

someone pls explain

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>try to occupy some territory on the Balkans
>fail
>140 years later: MUH ETERNAL GRATITUDE WE LIBERATORS
fuck off

more like:
>use an internationally-banned chemical Weapon of Mass Destruction in a messy assassination attempt that put at risk the lives of dozens of innocent British civilians

So this is the power of the *nglo """""cuisine"""""...

Novichok never existed, that's why UK was so dumb to claim that it was Novichok since it doesn't even exist to begin with.

>>invade georgia - no one gives a fuck
>>invade crimea - no one gives a fuck
>>shoot down a civilian airliner - no one gives a fuck
all of those were immense international controversies...

>>invade crimea - no one gives a fuck
But that's not true.
Also it just adds up - at one point the Russian shit becomes too much even for Western Europeans.

t. TURKED "bulgarian"
all real bulgarians acknowledge the bulgarian brotherhood with ruskies

We sanctioned them over Crime and the airliner. They were major events. That time they killed some guy in London with polonium they got away with, and Western officials privately blamed Georgia for the war in 2009, but ever since then has been recognized as part of a pattern of aggression from Moscow and has been treated as such

You know when you give a badly behaving animal whatever it wants so it'll settle down and not push too far? It's kind of like that.

Did you paid your BBC(goverment owned BRITISH BROADCASTING COMPANY literally) tax yet? What if officer comes to check?

pay for your brainwashing

>the bulgarian brotherhood with ruskies

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True.

t. Bulgarian

I have no information or opinion on the matter. But beside russkies being completely schizofrenic about it, Is there any strong proof or reason to think it was them rather then one of the least absurd of these?

The least absurd option is the conventional one. The Russian state had the means, the motive and even had the experience in doing something near-identical before. Occam's razor applies.

Based BulgARYAN

Except it does exist, it was just never declared.

The brits did this
if we tried to kill skripal we would kill him

of course it does. But judging form people's response on Jow Forums i thought there were actual proofs or something. Honestly tho there really is no reason to doubt Russia is the culprit, as usual.

>russians free bulgaria from getting TURKED for another century
>bulgaria proceeds to literally permanently ruin the balkans forever
>russians free bulgaria from germans
>finally put a collar on the monster that ruined all of south slavs for eternity
at least the EU is being successful with putting a collar on you now

you are so vulgar to your masters, you should be called Vulgarians HAHAHA

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>But judging form people's response on Jow Forums i thought there were actual proofs or something
first of all anglos are not people
second of all there was no proofs only shitty motivation and assumptions
third fuck off nigger if you don't have enough brains to figure out who did this then you're a literal brainlet

>assesses the truth through his majestic mind and introspection instead of investigating
Based Russian method. Finest policemen in the world.

>first of all anglos are not people
argument dismissed
>second of all there was no proofs only shitty motivation and assumptions
so we have a motif
>third fuck off nigger if you don't have enough brains to figure out who did this then you're a literal brainlet
still not an argument

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>muh brothers
>muh liberators
>Russia liberated Bulgaria from fascism
It's like I'm listening to some 80s communist propaganda.

>first of all anglos are not people
>argument dismissed
post dismissed
>reading bunch of articles instead of analyzing why they were poisoned is investigating
fuck off pastanig

standard.co.uk/news/world/russia-gloats-after-porton-down-says-it-can-t-pin-down-nerve-agent-source-a3805541.html

Angl*ids subhumans are too weak to attack us openly

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>reading bunch of articles instead of analyzing
What did you anylize? were you in the crime scene?Tell me more about it. Also as i said i don't have an opinion if you aren't just banting express yours.

Where fucking letal death from nerv gas.

>Lithuanian, Bulgarian, German officials: UK has presented no proof of Russian involvement in Skripal poisoning
sott.net/article/382091-Lithuanian-Bulgarian-German-officials-UK-has-presented-no-proof-of-Russian-involvement-in-Skripal-poisoning

Uh oh UK.

>binary nerve gas
>he survives lol
this is literally impossible

>a highly deadly nerve agent that's never been used before
>oh what a surprise we just happen to have the antidote and are able to get it to him quickly enough what are the odds lol!

>3 cuck nations scared of Putin say Russia dindu nuffin

Wow, shocked.

>a spy and his daughter get poisoned, not even fatally
>UK is treating this like it's own 9/11

I did not say you are of sufficient worth to be considered a brother to a russian, merely that you were fortunate enough to be freed as a side effect of the russians kicking turk ass

also you weren't liberated from fascism, you were liberated from the german, of who you decided to crawl back to and collar yourself to liberal degeneracy

Unless a suspect were caught with incontrovertible evidence on hand, I don't think it would ever be possible to prove what happened beyond all doubt. And I think even that evidence would be subject to endless scrutiny. None of the wacky Russian theories are impossible, per se, but they couldn't be proven beyond all doubt either. So I think there's always an element of what it is you want to believe.

TOP BANTZ

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is uk still freaking out over this?

Please, tell me all those brits are bantering.
Its even worse than Best Korea brainwashing.

No one is joking, mate. People are sick and tired of Russian bullshit.

Recovery from a nerve agent attack is not guaranteed, but it is not always a surprise either.

Nerve agents including sarin, VX and novichok all prevent nerves functioning normally. This includes those that are necessary to breathe and keep the heart beating.

They work by disrupting an enzyme called acetylcholinesterase at the junction between nerves.

But over time, the nerve agent is metabolised and excreted by the body and new acetylcholinesterase is made. The question is whether doctors can keep patients alive long enough for that to happen.

This would have been the focus of Sergei and Yulia Skripal's care at Salisbury District Hospital. It could have included heart and lung support, the drug atropine to counteract the effect of nerve agents and sedation to prevent brain seizures.

There is still a question about the Skripals' long term recovery and whether there will be any impact on memory and brain function.

as a former british colony which has greatly surpassed the perfidious anglo in terms of society and culture, I hereby speak the truth that is that the uk has gone mentally ill and is having a tantrum based on the fact that it is irrelevant on the world stage today

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>a Weapon of Mass Destruction is used on british soil in a blanket attack that compromises civilian lives by a foreign power
hmm gosh yes it sure it peculiar that this might upset us
wow

great contribution, america lite

so you hate russia but care about some poisoned bydlos
hmm

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The Russian propagandist's motto:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.

But we dont brutally kill and cremate guinea pigs, you Sauron minions.
Lies and deceit and deleted tweets are the eternal anglo's ways to live.

Russians are simply testing how much they can get away with simply by denying everything as usual

Nobody uses a fucking weapon of mass destruction to kill after 8 years an old man, who served his sentence. Thats not how special agencies work, well, cant tell about british though.
Still waiting for samples, mr.It-Was-Surely-Russia-Though-We-Have-The-Gas-Samples-In-Our-Labs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko

err
baffling
are you saying that it is hypocritical of us to criticize russia for using a banned nerve agent to try and assassinate two people while recklessly exposing dozens of innocent UK civilians to the same, because we "brutally" killed a... guinea pig?

???

Did you miss the part where he has British citizenship and also an entire fucking restaurant got exposed to nerve agents

I remember at one point they blamed Sweden even.

>you Sauron minions
That's a new one...

And they will I mean whatcha gonna do? Wage war on us lol
Poor estonia

i find it interesting how Russians both claim there is nothing anyone can do to harm them and simultaneously squeal like stuck pigs about "unfair" sanctions and "blatant Russophobia" from other countries.

Well?
Are you bothered, or not?

Do russians understand that they don't have to be blind nationalists by default?

Weirdly enough it's actually what makes me so angry. Like god knows America has done A LOT worse. This shit is nothing compared to what went on during the cold war. But it's their childish almost mentally retarded way of going "nu huh, we dindu nuffin" that just makes me hate them so so much. It's literal nigger behavior.

I'm a big fan of Russia, always have been desu. Visiting for the first time on Monday, going to spend a week in St Petersburg. Hopefully the locals are kind to me, and we can put all this nonsense about Skripal behind us

Yes, that's what gets under my skin, too. Innocents being poisoned is a terrible thing and all, don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't quite lose sleep over something like this. It's the constant flood of Russian drivel coming after that really drives me up the wall. I suppose that's what they're going for.

No, i just say that you are the scourge of Earth - poisoning your own citizens, killing animals may be from your unsurpased anglo cruelty may be becuase you are so afraid your lies will come out that you even kill and fucking cremate animals near the crime scene - all of that just to false flag "ebil unhuman Russia".
Britain has a rich history of killing russian citizens - Litvinenko, Berezovsky, etc. Somehow we dont see assasinations like this in any other country.
All this case smells even worse than traditional anglo breath - some long ago unneeded people survive an atack of military poison gas, the versions grow in number from "it was in luggage" to "it was car ventillation", people responsible for technical questions can say their best as "a type of developed by Russia", meaning there is no info of the gas origin, the creator of gas lives in the West, you want provide samples to check it sinse "Oceania was always at war with Eastasia, russian are bad-bad people. they will lie, we know" and a non-stop sreeching from your politicians with as always no proofs but blame.

>Do russians understand that they don't have to be blind nationalists by default?
No, that's their default behaviour they were brainwashed into since little children. They think it's perfectly ok to say blatant lies or deny obvious things if it's in the name of the motherland. Not even joking.