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WORD ON THE STREET : I'M A SUSPECT

HANGIN WITH THE KILLERS IN THE PROJECTS

POTATO ON THE BARREL KEEP QUIET(shhhh)

CATCH 190 SLIPPIN FROM BEHIND(boom)

why does the french house have the irish flag on it?

the virgin prog rock enthusiast vs the chad shoegazer

youtube.com/watch?v=VcxLrIL4eKs
This girl is literally 80% Northern African
Shitalians "whites" BTFO

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well lads, what is it?
toiling hard?
or hardly toiling?! waheyyy

Angl*ids BTFO

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i'm only attracted to paedophiles

I want to make love to Emma Watson and make her fall in love with me.

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being alone in london has probably been the most depressing thing i've ever experienced.

you're completely surroudned by people and forced to interract with them: toil, flatshare-toil, commute-toil - and yet you have no one to talk to, to laugh with, whose should you can lean on and who can lean on yours, no one to tell your secrets to, no one to listen to, no one to explore that interesting place you noticed with.

even getting a date in london is a damn near impossibility, it seems that mid-level clerical professionals with a conspicuous lack of friends don't quite stack up with the ladies compared to millionaire playboys and the tarquin city-boys.

very grim state of affairs lads.

It was kinda both I got invited out a few times but refused to do any drugs with them even cannabis so it was kinda uncomfortable being the only person drinking around people on drugs.

incisive and thought-provoking post

imagine if I could actually pick you out just based on Jow Forums/brit/int/ sterotypes lol

I watched 13 hours of anime in the past 2 days and when I went to bed last night I tried to think about my gf but I literally couldn't concieve of her as a 3D object. Anime utterly broke my brain.

summer

BRITS TONGUE MY ANUS

got relegated on fifa

t. poortherner pretending

When we leave the EU, we will be able to do the following:

1. Restrict numbers of EU migrants entering Britain and have the power to detain and deport them
2. Have the ability to set our own quotas for fishing and chart our own fishing boundaries
3. Strike trade deals with non-EU countries
4. Sell agricultural products and stock to non-EU countries
5. Be able to support industries that have headquarters in the EU with state aid to protect jobs
6. Levy our own tariffs on EU imports
7. Financial incentives for UK only companies to gain advantage against other companies worldwide
8. Have our own seat at the World Trade Organisation and our own representative
9. Pass laws and implement legislation in Parliament through our MPs that we elected, not subject to EU directives
10. No longer be subjected to EU directives passed by Brussels and waved through parliament without a vote

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>lateral position safety
lmao those anglois faggots kek

lifetoil on the morrow lads

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HE WASN'T COMPLAINING

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really pissed off at this picture
quite irate if i may say so

anime

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nah mate i'm actually posting alone from my flatshare in london on a friday night.

if you're a bird i will luv x

the people who use Jow Forums remind me of my weird twin cousins who both have aspergers

Greater London

I'm 29 and a dateless, kissless virgin

[comment removed due to illegal opinion]

Alicante awaits lads

Join me, we can unJUST ourselves together

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just think you wil be me in 4 years

Has anyone called a suicide helpline here

love spotting the details in these pictures

it's way too dangerous

mad that a new cold war is basically kicking off at the mo and we're all going to go and have a nice footy tournament in the baddies' country

Angl*ids fear chad russian men
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636705/The-Big-Kick-Hundreds-England-Russia-fans-clash-running-battles-streets-Marseille-ahead-tonight-s-Euro-2016-match-baton-wielding-police-fighting-tear-gas.html

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What's way too dangerous?

literally the '36 olympics all over again

na

So lads we hitting the city or not
homealoneeveryfridaynight is paying btw

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my music taste is amazing
my library is simply better than yours

youtube.com/watch?v=Ig62n85gFOU
does it have this?

that was last year I don't try to buy friends anymore

Same, be funny if we were in the same flatshare (if so, I try to avoid you as much as possible because I think you're really weird) xx

it's not, just the media hyping everything up through some reason I don't fully understand yet

If it involves rap or grime then no

yes as a teenager for prank calls

had a good date last night but there's one thing bothering me lads. she wasn't a great kisser. can it be trained? I've never been with a bad one before

go away no taste man

Not much like the cold war because Russia is terribly weak compared to NATO, and China is in the mix

Big fan of the weird music infusions nowadays

Noticing lots of rap/rock and rap/folk. Proper quality

they have big mouths but small balls

it's not hype lad the world cup is happening

>rap/folk
somebody hat this fool

Who else /call the suicide hotline and operator convinces you to do it/ here?

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Mean. I greatly respect the people who volunteer for them.

graham norton back tonight lads get hyped

there's nothing artistic about bastardised urban yoof English being spat out quickly with the lyrics mostly about crime and violence

>If it involves rap or grime then no

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Don't know the actual term it's just slow middle class people guitar music

if they convinced you why are you posting?

I don't like shit
I don't go outside

Tips for coping right now

try not to think about the future – just focus on getting through today
stay away from drugs and alcohol
get yourself to a safe place, like a friend's house
be around other people
do something you usually enjoy, such as spending time with a pet

the fuck is a suicide hotline going to do anyway if you want to top yourself

Anglo Bulls saved your country many times weak europoors

So what do you do this year?

why do you dismiss entire genres when your own exposure are the songs that make the charts on radio 1?

good lad

you lads going out on the lash tonight?

like when you refused to fight and prefered to flee at dunkirk ? nice

>rap/folk
Care to share?

sit at home and do nothing.

I drink alone.

Can bring myself to tears within seconds with sad thoughts

talk the person down from it? the suicidal person obviously calls the hotline meaning they want to talk and reach out.

>muh maginot line

rekt

peng tunes
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xlKbB3K_qE

the people who complain about Britain being yankified are the same people who post rap and grime music and think they're quality choons. Jesus wept.

>surrendered after a month
KEK

*farts into the phone*

can I come?

My dad is unironically a convicted nonce. AMA

i'm the mickedymickedymickedymickedy mackdaddy

>there's nothing artistic about bastardised urban yoof English being spat out quickly with the lyrics mostly about crime and violence

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hot opinion:
sex feels better without a condom
wanking feels better with a condom

your feedback?

youtube.com/watch?v=pM0JN5IAD50 still blows me away everytime I listen

take that back

Every girl ever
>Travel addict, Netflix junkie, gluten-free pizza-jolic, gin fiend

what was it like when he bummed you? describe in detail pls