/brit/

the yank fucked it

Go to a pub and chat shit then you mong.

graham norton get on bbc 1 lads

You get used to it after several years

think the french proto bf might be my soulmate

not even kidding

you can still wear a pink hat, nothing is lost yet, ganbare !

you don't

no because im normal
freakazoid virgin runt

Nortons couch is a bit shit tonight innit

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What exactly am I supposed to be coping with? She's my gf. I just think we'd be engaged by now if we'd started dating earlier than we did.

– The United Kingdom did it to fuel anti-Russian sentiment (source: Russia 1 TV channel)

– Ukraine did it to frame Russia (Russia 1)

– The United States did it to destabilise the world (Russia 1)

– Theresa May helped orchestrate the attack because she is a friend of CIA director Gina Haspel (Zvezda)

– It was an attempted suicide (Russia 1)

– It was an accidental overdose (RIA Novosti)

– It was due to accidental exposure from Britain’s Porton Down research facility (Russia 24 TV channel)

– The Porton Down lab carried out illicit human testing and is lying about not producing Novichok (RT)

– Skripal’s future mother-in-law did it (Moskovsky Komsomolets: mk.ru)

– Terrorists did it (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)

– American-British financier Bill Browder — blacklisted in Russia for denouncing corruption — did it (Russia 1)

– A drone did it (Zvezda and Russian defence ministry)

– Skripal was a chemical weapons smuggler (Pravda)

– The West is using the case to deflect attention from Russia’s successes in Syria (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)

– Britain is using the case to deflect attention from Brexit (Russian Foreign Minister Sergei lavrov, Russian UN ambassador, Russian OSCE ambassador)

– The attack was an attempt by a rival faction to undermine Vladimir Putin (state TV)

– Russia has destroyed all its stockpiles of Novichok (Sputnik)

– Russia never developed Novichok (Interfax)

– Only the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Sweden have Novichok (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson). All three countries have denied the claim.

– There is no evidence that the nerve agent used against the Skripals was Novichok, Porton Down lab is struggling to identify the substance (RT)

Shoo shoo Jew.

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this

go into your local and just read the fucking paper with a pint for a bit

after a while you'll strike up conversation

really dislike neurotypicals like you, sorry don't mean to be horrible but I just do

Will NEVER own a house

can't get over this fact, I'll FOREVER be paying rentberg for the privileged to live in his apartment which needs renovating badly

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Haha here we fucking go lads

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slowly losing the proto cheshire bf

*offers you a bottle of champagne*
youtube.com/watch?v=5bndBKWW8VU

anyone remember the cuckio meme

fop

alri
going to ask her out anyway

the beverage of choice

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want to get a proper gaming pc, just play on a shitty laptop atm

worried that if i do it will be a slippery slope into games taking over my entire life though

JUST SOCIALIZE BRO

why are there so many bent lads in here?
disgusting honestly

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Ah yes

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youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg
youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg

Yeah just about. Reckon acid has stuck a few new voices in my head too

didnt notice before how weird minogues's teeth are

Like his Gucci hoodie.

have a go do your best

no need to because i'm not a normie desu

wrong

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No you stand at the bar info you are looking to socialise with randoms.

strawpoll.me/15449189
strawpoll.me/15449189
strawpoll.me/15449189
demographics
Demographics
DEMOGRAPHICS

got out of work early today so me and smithy went down the stag for a swift jar

saw this absolute specimen sitting on his own reading the Financial Times and sipping a lemonade, almost shat myself from laughing

yes haha

Id rather stay a paki than be a Yiddish Zionist.

its always a nice tactic to have handsome friends to meet normie qts (girls)

PLEASE GOD

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>when you upload a hd video on instagram and it comes out 360p

ARGHHHHHHH

Not a homosexual but I often masturbate to the fantasy of being forcibly feminised by a dominant woman and forced to have sexual relations with alpha men. I repeat that I am NOT a homosexual though, because the idea of two men having sex with one another does absolutely nothing for my willy whatsoever

I hate celebrities

absolutely love funny little tablets

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i would never take a paper to the pub but I do drink vodka and lemonade sometimes and i would be by myself obviously

Wish I could go back in time to when I was 18 and tell myself to go to uni and get a masters in InfoSec

would be earning £70kpa by now, instead i'm a NEET virgin hahaha what am I like

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Hello teenager.

itching to try md

Am 25

bit gay

beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=2TkLhtXM0go

Ronaldo is going to prison, lads.

Want a gaming pc too but literally just so I can add mods to New Vegas

Why aren't old British men allowed to defend themselves?

it's great, just don't do it too often

its even worse !

Did a skull pill back during my "ecstasy honeymoon". Was hallucinating on the come up.

don't understand the runt mentality that compels people to play the lottery or buy scratchcards

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In a state of learned helplessness as regards social interaction

fools tax

reckon the labour antisemitism row's been started by the Israeli lobby 'cause they're shitting themselves at the possibility of a pro-Palestine PM

messing around with the paulstretch and other sound features on audacity on a very simple and plain keyboard riff I made recently and just made this
vocaroo.com/i/s0IfE3aSXhxe

love making this ambient stuff

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>owen wilson advertises sofas now
what?

wow asap did well to fuck that classic up

need a BMI limit on tinder slags

hate having to wade through swiping left on the munters

wow graham norton slagging off people who go to the cinema alone might have to turn his show off now the cretin

actually alri

always take a screenshot when I have loads of notifications on my home screen because it makes me feel like deano

1 2 5 3 4 6

dont know how you can just go to a pub alone and strike up a conversation with randomers. surely thats weird as fuck

these polls are always worrying because it either means 7 white people are voting Pakistani as a joke option so they're not taking the poll seriously and we don't get reliable data
or there genuinely are 7 real pakis in this thread which is just disgusting

it is, no one does it, the people ITT suggesting it probably have never been to a pub in their life

had some red dominoes at the weekend and they'd actually put the effort into pressing different numbers of dots on each domino

could have played a game if we've had enough

his name is rocky the group he is part of is called asap, I agree with the sentiment of your post tho

just watched the apartment lads

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It is, he's just trying to make you embarrass yourself

>fools tax

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No pubs are communal places, everybody is there to socialise. Only problem is they are usually always older fellas

5/5 film wilder is probably top 5 directors too

but I thought american films were shit?

who am i kidding lads i'm not good enough for the oneitis
she's pretty and successful and i'm a loser

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i always vote incorrectly just to fuck up these autistic polls.

don't go pub but it sounds weird to me anyway

thats why its called a pub. no-one expects to go to one and find absolutely no-one talking or socialising

been getting into wilder recently
watched this, some like it hot and sunset blvd so far
all great

it's pretty common (needs to be a pub though, not some random bar)

my uncle's a landlord and it's pretty interesting to see how people become regulars - a lot of people when they move to the area just turn up and start talking

Hate couples, wish they would all burn

they are doesn't mean they can't be good tho

i vote truthfully because you gain nothing from lying on the internet