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Namefags should all fuck off 2bh

i've not seen anyone mention Macaulay Culkin

why???

Mad to think that in 200 years time, English students will be reading rap music in class and analysing it as some relic from the past.

you should start using his name and impersonating him

as long as there's no anime noncery we'll be alright
oxymoron

want the paki to fuck off and die

we do have cozart and zaytoven fuck the classics

Chinese historians* and sociologists*

lorde is fit ngl

Made a new lads, dont want you to migrate just want you to appreciate these huge fucking knockers

Want to fuck a Paki

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>end up drinking a fuck-tonne and taking a lot of mandy on Friday night
>run into girl I'm friends with at club
>she's also on md
>keep hugging
>tells me I'm one of the few people her bf actually likes
>she comes back to our with quite a few others for an afterparty
>she ends up chatting in my room
>remember getting v touchy with her, and at one point looking at her face thinking about going in for a pull

got very patchy memories from the night and worried I might have been creepy as fuck - she wasn't drinking much so likely remembers everything

haven't spoken to her and had terrible fear

i don't take orders from yanks

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>should

>he Tim posts
Sad!

brainlet neurotypicals out

i don't take suggestions from yanks either

>he yank posts

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why not?

Doubt there will ever be a british rapper as prolific as the beatles or Rolling Stones

youtube.com/watch?v=5F3-utvS4ec enjoy lads

I want to tongue her butthole.

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why'd he do this lads

in a few years they’ll probably remove a lot of the classic english literature from schools to make it more inclusive and diverse
no more shakespeare or yeats, instead we’ll have nbongos tribal diaries

Cos I said so, you fucking failed abortion.

because yanks are incredibly fucking thick

still don't understand why oss cannot put up a decent windowing system after all these years. my major gripe is how large everything is and how much space it ends up wasting.
>fonts are huge
>widgets look atrociously large

just pull up winners explorer in the same screen as you do with nautilus and see the difference, it's crystal clear

thanks for taking up my suggestion

thicc

omg you've never read the classics?? (stormzy, skepta, wiley)

i'd be alright with taking keats out of the canon ngl

FILTERED

windows explorer*

found Dave

>200 years
>england still existing
no, sweet cheeks, no honeybunch, no cuitepattootie :) x

the bloody state
*eats some more chips*
pc gone mad I say
*drains a Carling*

what's he up to right now?

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getting my daily dose of the classics

Omg you've never read the classics? (Nietszche, Evola. Yiannopolous)

tfw we are living through a renaissance, in 2400 they will look back on us now as we do elizabethan and jacobian playwrites

t. stops teaching real history for a month to learn about “black history

shakespeare is fucking gay tbqh, any lad that says that enjoyed reading it in school is weird

what an odd specimen

what a coincidence, I also never had a gf

here we go lads theme of the night right hur

open.spotify.com/track/187EGulltCzqlHqETHwDeT?si=fpYQS6GQT3mbop5kN_Jvrg

shame you can't find your cock because your massive fat belly is in the way

NEUROTYPICAL BRAINLETS OUT
i wana go sit on a brazillian beach and wear the shortest shorts imaginable

remarkable

stick to the funnies, kid

Black History is fucking irrelevant and full of nothing but subjugation and misery. They truly are utterly pointless.

Sorry, I meant the Irish.

What part of England are Aus/NZ accents influenced the most by? East Anglian?

no i have (chomsky, zizek. owen jones)

the poor crim parts

if you don't have the brainpower to work out how to seduce a bird then you are the brainlet you fucking 32 year old waste of space

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thinking of starting to attend the local Shakespeare company plays
always enjoyed watching the original BBC versions from the early 80s

damn..
i always assumed the developing world was easy to get girlfriends, if you couldnt then there really is no hope

[GREENTEXT]work tomorrow[GREENTEXT]

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Irish girls go well with Mexican men.

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neurotypicals get so triggered t.t

the brazilians that post here are the unfortunate genetic combination of white people brains and brown people bodies

YOU CAN ANY GF YOU WANT JUST GOT TO POST HER BEFORE 100 POSTS

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>shakespeare is fucking gay tbqh

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aye pappy

Girls with tattoos? Yay, or Nay?

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*topples your empire*
heh.. nothin personnel kid

Cockney

You're not a heeb

"NAY"

>when you nut and she still suckin

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Whose empire?

>eccentric seamus

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wibblies pooooooooooooooo

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>be such a brainlet you have to make words up
>400 years later people think you're a linguistic genius
ah yes

dont mind a tattoo or two but sleeves are fucking disgusting

meh

>reading shakespeare

ahh no sweetie

it's meant to be enjoyed on a stage, performed by actors

actually kinda looking for some advice about this lads

she's a friend but not terribly close, but I've also had times where I've had terrible fear over an event only to find out that I've been fine

there's a lot to say for the bloke what comes first

look at all those runts who think half rhymes are clever

>Sister and her black boyfriend are going on a night out
>Her bf says: "enjoy your big night in user" as he leaves

This happened 2.5 hours ago and I'm still legitimately mad

>sleeves are fucking disgusting
t. vest wearer

Haven't had sex in over 4 months
Going mental

>nietzsche preaches strength his whole life
>has a mental breakdown after seeing a horse being flogged
lol fucking gay

haha this

That's a negative captain. Still fit though, more?

really have a thing for tit piercings 2bh

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stop playing out your cuck fantasies here