/asean/

have you tried looking to Jesus for guidance?

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refer

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ok

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youtu.be/ZqjzOOd8F84
dukun ost

Are any of you actually muslim in more than name only?

youtube.com/watch?v=USCeoLpcYTA

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sounds sinister

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Most Malays are practicing Muslims (pray 5 times a day, fasting etc), though many have a minimum level of understanding of Islam. This is not a problem as Islam says you can find the level you are best at as long as you at least do the absolute minimum. Not everyone can be a martyr in battle. Even then the Prophet said the blood of a scholar is worth many martyrs. He said this when scholars complained from being barred to join battles.

its a sad song desu
hence gloomy

>CUNTonese
mandarin will squash you bugs

youtube.com/watch?v=BNRIuaxd1YQ

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>leslie
allah has smited his lgbt by making him jump to his death

are you sad?

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gloomy days ahead loaf

that's rough but maybe there's something that can be done

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Why is asean ok with peru being a sexpat but hates white people?

peru user never called me a nigger

Says who? the perunigga is equally annoying I just ignore him

we hate everyone desu
we're just too shy/scared to say it

>Have to house to myself for the weekends
what do?
:))))

Peruvians descend from austronesians.

watch porn on full volume on your flatscreen TV in the living room

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/asean/ - /lat/ friendship

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Why this OP again? This was already posted before.

>1st hour
Did a poo with the door open :)))

Bring a whore to home.

Bad idea actually
Never bring a hoe home

walk around in the nude

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Am doing so :)))

>Bad idea actually
Si, señor
take heed from our resident Malay-chan with his vietnamese hook-up

How's it going with her, yo?

Which superpower does /asean/ gonna root for in the upcoming trade wars?

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Canada has firmly established itself as a puppet state with no ambitions. Whoever wins will take care of us, so it doesn't really matter. To make things even better, we have a good reputation everywhere (except Jow Forums).

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hope we enter fallout timeline and you guys get annexed for not allowing American troops to pass through for them to defend Alaska from a Chinese invasion

we play both sides obv

>we have a good reputation everywhere
pedo in asean, as in in real life

I'm not a pedo! I like older girls!

hello flips, how goes it

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Older girls? 14 - 17 y/o?
proof? (as in your penis's states when you see the display in the phone that shows a kid and a grown women)

I like girls in senior high (16) or older.

Sorry to burst your bubble

saying without proof is as good as bluffing, pedo.

China needs us for logistics and America has some need for us since the energy sector is contracted to South korea and Japan.
Take the chinese money and invest it in burgerland for double the profits, double the friends.
thestar.com.my/business/business-news/2017/09/13/khazanah-and-epf-to-expand-investments-in-the-us/

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Are you asking for dick pics?

n-no. Definitely not!

Really now?

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N-NOT A CHANCE!

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>double the friends
:^)

Navy blue or charcoal gray suit, lads?

olive green if you want to stands out

Blue obviously

I'm not in the military my friend

Okay, now to figure out where I buy this thing

Just ask your father or boss if they know a reliable tailor.

waiting for d- delivery

it's fashion and looks dashingly handsome.

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I need something more classic for interviews and other occasions

No dice there sadly

>ordering children
disgusting

Flipanons, what's a gulaman?

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charcoal gray then.

>fruit jelly
ew

huh

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tfw poorfag, i really need money. guess if i cant get a better job this july i'll be a buzzer politik next year

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Hello my fellow Malaysians. Watch Dukun yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=6I3U_UwRLmU

kenapa?

after it's available during raya.

youtube.com/watch?v=5fSrvg1GOlY

Where do I sign in?

Is pork banned in indonesia?

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stop exporting soybean to our land

>implying they won't just trans-ship through Canada

heheh would've been nice if latin cunts can export latino Qts for asean

No
They are popular among nonmoslem

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bule jangan direspon

kalo respon sama pinoy (bule spanyol asli) bisa ga?

gue mau bule

Pengen memek bule

join the mess lad

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Pengen kontol bule^_^

Kek

idungeddit?

explain asean memes

fadli bait the bitch liberal by saying putin is much better than jokowew
the bitch was chimping, even about russia and then russia media that operating in indonesia (RBTH) not liking tsamara statemnet about russia
RBTH reported her to Russian embassy, now russian embassy invite her to their office to explain this all to them and order her to give apologize statement about her comment about russia

btw you are free to post it in twitter if you want

ww3 will happen because because of indonesia

redpill me on PH

on the north you got the commies
on the middle you got the corrupt
on the south you got the chechnya

I think he meant Pakatan Harapan (PH), the opposition alliance bloc containing DAP, PKR, Bersatu and Amanah. Not including Pas. Pas is on their own.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakatan_Harapan

welp sorry
not an expert about malaysia tho

DAP better fucking win >:(

I will unironically vote for them

fadli zon and fahri hamzah are maniacs
all they do is literally shitposting and baiting (You)s irl
i don't get it how and why even to this day there are people who keep falling and getting triggered by their baits

i blame the stupidity of the one who get baited
heck i don't even know anymore are they literally worshipping jokowew or not cuz there is no clear borderline between these stupid fucks in supporting their idols

Well of course, they will win Penang no doubt but not federal govt. The only reason why PH made all the absurd promises that they could not keep is because they don't have to bear the responsibility of delivering it.

DAP will no doubt win almost all of the seat that they're contesting. Whether they're able to form a simple majority is depending on their partners in PH. Which in my opinion is very unlikely. You can keep on dreaming my Chang friend :)

wkwkwkwkkw baru denger PSI lawak abis