I'm broke as shit Jow Forums. I just applied for a job at Taco Bell. Has anyone ever seen the job application at Taco Bell?
What ASSHOLE is writing the questions for this application. Question number 3, and I quote: How did you hear about Taco Bell?
What the fuck? How did I HEAR about Taco Bell? I live on Earth, you fucking shits. It's not the Illuminati. I walked here from my house. How do you THINK I heard about Taco Bell? I googled "dhiarrea" and your name came up.
Dont work there bro. Find a warehouse and drive a forklift.
Forklifts kill. I saw it in that video.
Apply for work at warehouses.
Save up for school.
-Warehouse work
-Janitor
-highway crew
try to avoid customer service and spare your sanity, op
if you have to work customer service, work in the overnight crew, just stocking, no customers
I bet you more people die per year choking on taco bell
Some people get bonuses or credits if you mention them in the application (co-workers, job agencies, etc)
I DO recommend you work at Taco Bell for at least a month...it'll be a motivator for you to see what the absolute bottom of society has to offer and it'll motivate you to do something else with your life
>Spanish and Ebonics is a strong plus
1.Work shit retail store in addition to working at Taco Bell
2. Work this shit retail store for 6 month - 1 yr
3. Apply for customerservice/tech support/sales call center (trend job breed in us rn)
4. ???
5. Profit?
They ask if you're currently employed. Uhhh..let's go with NO. Let's check the "No" box there Einstein. Who's leaving their current job to work at Taco Bell?
What piece of SHIT job...kek "right now I work at Del Taco but I'm trying to take it up a notch in the taco game. My goal is Chipotle 2018!"
holy shit.
actually loled. thanks i wish you all the best in your future career
why didn't you write exactly that? then they'd be able to tell you have too much brain function/not enough submission going on to be able to be a safe bet as an employee there
Say your a volunteer at your local boys & girls club and heard about the Taco Bell's historic partnership with the boys & girls club to inspire and enable teens to graduate from high school and college. Say you were deeply moved by Taco Bells $30 million donation. After discovering Taco Bell's two decade long partnership with your organization you made the decision to dedicate your career to a company that gives so much back to the community. You look forward to becoming a member of the Taco Bell family.
Good idea, that means if you get the job the manager is a complete idiot so you shouldn't get a job there. But if you don't get it, the manager is pretty smart so you should've got a job there.
>be 18
>apply at fast food restaurants
>get rejected because im too old and they rather pay below minimum wage to minors
>apply anywhere else at entry level
>lol get some experience faggot
>mfw i was kicked out of the workforce at age 18 and have struggled to find work since because i failed to play the retarded experience sham in the narrow window of normalfaggotry
Where the fuck do you live?
Australia.
get a manual labour job you pleb.
There are many ways to make cash outside of a wage slave job.
If you always think of making cash in terms of hourly/salary work, you're never going to make it to begin with.
this is a good suggestion and warehouse work can pay pretty well. If OP has mild social anxiety though like a lot of us on biz i actually would reccomend customer service as it helps a lot, at least it helped me. i think lack of social interaction would make it worse
Theres alot of warehouse/forklift jobs where I live and it wouldnt be a problem to find one. I dont have a job right but need one, and for whatever reason numerous retail stores have rejected me, even tho im flexible and have a few years experience. Im a student, but can work fulltime.
Need a forklift license tho to work in the warehouses. It takes 5 days and costs 700$, but the job would pay me 20$/hr, and I would get it instantly. Should I borrow some money and go for it?
More people definitely die per year from the self induced hypertension
yea you’ll make back the $700 quick
Guns kill too right?
Forklifts kill your heart and soul.
Forget Taco Bell. Try standup. I lol'd heartily. Great material.
How do ppl manage to work there without killing themself?
Werent' you the stupid american that said the US is the best country in the world? hahaha njoy your shit tacos in your shit country loser.
This. Worked at Taco Hell for year and it motivated me to get the hell out and get a CS degree
Ask a Taco Bell workin' ass nigga how he got so rich
Massive keks, you would be a good comic user
Ayyyyyyyyyeeee Taco B bro! I actually didn't have a bad time there, I just had an easy job of cashier and the store where I worked at was pretty small so the cleaning wasn't that bad. Loved those hot cinemum balls I had during lunch breaks the creame melts in my mouth mmmm.... Just thinking about it makes me want to work there again..
Lol my sides
No i mean dont forget my sides, i ordered two crunchy tacos on the side
are you white?
This. I just imagined this as a stand up bit and it sounds good.
lmao
Top kek
That was funny but you should definitely go work somewhere else
All jokes aside. That was actually funny and you should look into either stand up or writing material for stand up
>cinemum
Yeah you belong there
Hahahahahahahahahaha
join the military mate
lmao
made me chuckle
good one op
Seriously this. This is hilarious OP. You are great at writing jokes for sure
Lmao this and do it very unironically
>lives in Australia
>doesn't rent out a house to make+sell meth
You're not going to make it user
What’s the recipe?
Why do people have such low tier imagination when it comes to job searching?
Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice ma’ nigga’
You're better than taco bell, OP. I believe in you!
Here OP, just fill it out like this guy did
i liked the $2 part
This.
You are literally pick the worst job out of the low tier category.
I laughed the most on the I saw it in a vision part.
Taco Bell is a great job. So much free food
Well that doesn’t help me at all
>worked as bartender
>free drinks, some tips, 100 hours per month
>having to deal with same costumers and listen to their bullshit
>couldn't save up and was a mess
>boss didn't pay on time, sometimes 1 month + late
>sketchy firm
>worked in factory
>job is insanely hard physically, work 6 times per week in bad codnitions
>nobody gives a shit about you as long as you do your 8 hours
>free meals, don't have to socialize with anyone other than on break
>200 hours per month
>good pay, always on same date
>became disciplined like a soldier
I guess it dependa on your character, I definately like factory work more now, since it's strict and no bullshit and good pay
However, can't wait I start wuth college and fuck off
>Intentionally working with blacks and Mexicans