Canada Yes. The Arctic has 25% of the world's oil and natural gas and we are already making claims.
We have literally been throwing half our military up north in the last year and have been fighting proxy wars with Denmark, Norway, Greenland, Russia and the US for Arctic control.
Eventually we will convince the Greenlandbros to join our side or peacefully annex them and deny Euroscum, Amerifats and Ruskies our precious oil. Inuit people will also be the oil sheikhs of the future while Canada controls the resources.
>Brazil has 0 reserves of oil >Canada has oil sands and now will have the largest oil reserves in the world by far >Inuit people have genetic abilities to see at night when its 24 hrs of darkness (biologically proven) and will be used as bionic arctic soldiers
nah stfu. we're going to be rich as fuck and we're going to go to war with Denmark. Can't wait to blow the Danish "navy" the fuck out.
Knowing our politicians, the only possible out come is either
>we do literally nothing while Russians and Amerifats literally walk all over us or >our politicians agree that China is entitled to our Arctic after they've received """""gifts""""" from their commie chink friends
Jace Wood
*Casually Asserts our Arctic Rights
Nah. Russians FEAR The Canadian Military of the Future.
Mate the Inuit of every single arctic country have already declared Arctic waters their rights. The Inuit of Russia and America are also more loyal to Canada too.
We're going to defend that right and benefit from extracting oil. This is why we're literally pouring $10B into defense of the region and creating an Arctic navy lmao.
>have already declared Arctic waters their rights kek, so fucking what? Do you really unironically believe that "aboriginal rights" are more than just for show? Especially in a country like Russia.
>The Inuit of Russia and America are also more loyal to Canada too. There are no Inuit in Russia, they have a very small number of other Eskimo-Aleut peoples, but for the most part their abos are completely different, e.g. Chukchis and Nenets. And there are almost no Inuit in America either (Alaska mostly has Yupiks rather than Inuits). But more importantly, you're full of shit, for example in Russia the minorities are thoroughly russified, the existence of Canada is completely irrelevant there.
>This is why we're literally pouring $10B into defense of the region and creating an Arctic navy lmao. And will our politicians actually have the guts to really use it in and declare war? It's easy for any politician to show throw money at the problem in order to pretend that they're being """""tough""""", but actually being tough for real is a whole other matter.
Owen Turner
Yeah I do that. I literally have worked for the Canadian government as a contractor/intern and did alot of that.
Our entire national security went from lolafghanistan and lolnato shit to "We Are the Nightswatch and must defend the North".
Half our military will be stationed up north and we are putting drones and high-tech satellite up there. We are literally creating a bunch of deepwater ports and naval supply stations across a bunch of Inuit communities at the cost of billions.
>Declare War Nah, its not for war. Just to "assert our claims" lmao. Its what all militaries are for these days.
>Aboriginal Rights Yeah true, but Canada is actually using Inuit rights to secure our claims to the waters lmao. Its pretty good actually, we get to split the profits and we use diplomatic leverage to deny the Danes, Ruskies, and all others our waters.
>Politicians Mate its fucking oil. Anyone will be tough when it comes to oil. And the fact that the Arctic will literally be the busiest shipping region in half a century due to the Northwest Passage.
The time is ripe for Canada to become a great power lmao. Everything works for us. We are literally deploying thousands of drones to have constant arctic surveillance.
Australia got off fine forming a new identity that wasn't entirely british. Why did we have to switch from british to America lite with a multicultural obsession?
except the brits had contempt for the "colonials" lmao and its a bad joke for canada to try emulating another country.
with that said, a "british" identity is fucking stupid given its 150+ years. america-lite is equally retarded but less avoidable.
the canadian identity is more or less tied to the land or uniquely canadian history like the RCMP, which is why a leaf was not that bad a choice.
multiculturalism is shit the way things are going by encouraging people to segregate themselves, but a nationalistic and unique identity is a good idea. pic related for example is more canadian than a union jack cuckstamp ever will be.
I for one support Canada liberating the people of Greenland from danish tyranny.
Evan Reed
I don't care much for the british cuckstamp, but placing our coat of arms in between the red would be more distinctly Canadian than a leaf. I guesss I wouldn't have minded if our country was majority metis and nationalistic, but it's a bit late for that now. pic only semi-related
We deserve a good slice of it since we discovered your sodding countries
Elijah Evans
>except the brits had contempt for the "colonials" lmao You've been watching too many American movies
Elijah Reed
It's true however. Look at what Samuel Johnson had to say about us.
Brandon Jackson
lol Canada is cute CUTE!
Ethan James
why would you sabre-rustle with your largest trading partner?
Brody Lee
britishers OUT
Jacob Fisher
umm step aside fat fuck, once our leader secures a marriage with your daughter, he will inherit america AKA lower Canada and reestablish the eternal Canadian hegemony
ummm Canada singlehandedly saved your dumb fuck crooked teeth cracker ass in ww2 and is the sole reason why you aren't speaking fucking german today cunt.
step aside old man, your colony has surpassed you in all ways but foreign demographics
the collective internet should block your depressing degenerate island from the rest of the internet
>have been fighting proxy wars No you haven't you fucking retard You don't even know what proxywar means
Caleb Wilson
>pierre trudeau had a true vision for an independent, united canada not under the british cuckstamp. Oh yeah that got us places. I love being a minority in my own neighborhood.
Luis Brown
Trudeau was the biggest traitor our country has ever had and completely destroyed it. If I could go back in time and kill one historical person it would be him.
Jordan Taylor
Franz Josef Land is ours
Adam Morris
Wtf is this shitpost?
Jeremiah Jackson
I'm fascinated by the concept of inuit oil sheiks. What do you think they spend their oil millions lavishly on?
