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Alan's diet regimen (estimate)

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Just want you remind you lads that films are not mere entertainment they are art and don't need to be entertaining.

Is Texas like Cormac McCarthy books? Lots of violence and cowboys?

caring about dieting is for women prove me wrong

LOVE girls with big heads desu

WORLD WAR BROWN

I want to fuck her and I want her to fart up my nose.

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Just want you reniggerind you lads that finiggers are not mere eniggertainment they are art and donigger't need to be entertainigger.

watching jersey shore lads and snookie is about to get punched in the face hahahahahaha

youtu.be/dqnBK7lIEUw

REALLY wish i was from new zealand
genuinely kept up at night by the idea of finally getting approved for permanent residence and having chinamen who were born in auckland remind me that i shouldn't have come there because NEW ZEALAND IS FULL and that i'll always be a pom cunt, NEVER EVER be a real kiwi even after renouncing british citizenship and learning maori in a fit of desperately trying to get the approval of green party voting hippies, even though i'm exactly the same as all the other white british emigrants, just incredibly late.

You’ll only prove yourself wrong a few years down the line
*jiggles your flabby flesh*

yes just like that

it’s totally not a bunch of mexicans and strip malls and cheap houses and rednecks driving obnoxiously loud trucks

fat cunt

Saw a chart that showed how refugee claims in Ireland shot up massively during their economic boom, surely the people seeking refuge would have been just as safe during bad economic times as good economic times? Really makes one ponder.

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Asmr is real and This bird is SHITE at asmr and the only reason she has 1.5 mil subs is because she's peng

youtu.be/PcOWzl2zZ-Q

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haha howdy pardner

none, actually am currently engaged to a mexican woman

can't say i do, although growing up i've known a couple roberto's

it certainly has a different culture, i think people tend to think of texas as just a monolithic state of cowboys and mexicans when in reality it's much more eclectic, especially in urban areas like Dallas, Houston, Austin, etc. in El Paso, for instance, where i grew up, there's a really diverse population. I'm white, but, I, along with most of my friends/classmates, speak fluent Spanish. and this is pretty much the case regardless of race or ethnicity

I don't listen to much radio, but my dad listens to the Bandit all the time

Have you heard of Joseph Costello?

this wouldn't be a problem if ireland were to rejoin britain...

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why do normies hate hawaiian pizza? are they dumb?

a(uti)smr just agitates me

roberto esponja

>ywn be a chinese businessman in 1980s hong kong
>ywn drive a black toyota chaser
>ywn fly out of kai tak airport on cathay business on an important business trip to london
why even live

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subhuman

ASMR is hypnosis for fat neets who want a waifu instead of weird sissy shit.

The "Manchester Egg" is a modern variant of the >Scotch egg.[14] It features Lancashire black pudding encasing a pickled egg.[15][16]

'English' 'Food'

Id never wanna be chinese

CATHAYS (in cardiff) MENTIONED

Did you see Sophie Michelle ASMR deleted her fringe?

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I've lived in manchester for most of my life and I have never seen a "Manchester Egg"

kai tak was fucking awful from what my mum told me
the new hong kong airport is absolutely peng, NEED to go back

just like the aesthetics of having 747s landing in a sea of skyscrapers

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don't watch ASMR shit but that bird needs her fringe back damn

ey pass uz the drugs are kid

On the episode where Lisa finds the angel

Peng episode

>the new hong kong airport is absolutely peng
thanks to the chinese

anime

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why would you choose chinese?
why not english businessman living there or something?

o that’s right it’s because YOU ARE CHINESE

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no its not

>ASMR

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It's too late

Has a more perfect girl ever existed? I doubt it.

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>tfw parents moved out to hong kong for like 20 years, but left in the early 90s due to the handover and a job-offer in England
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/iazTQVi1CEE

1:45

Life can end JUST. LIKE. THAT.

Harrowing

did you see that movie about your city with ben afflack

>he doesn't want to be the irl version of a 1980s jackie chan movie villain
shiggy

youtube.com/watch?v=r1850S590QU

most of it was built before the handover you dumb spic cunt

Go back and stay back, Zhang

Where are you getting these from? These are some great meals for the gf to make

wish i was japanese/wish i lived in the 80's/wish i was an anime/wish i was a girl/wish i was american/wish i was anything and anywhere but myself and here

Wish I was me, but not

youre rubbish

MI6 trolls are attacking me

I'm not from hong kong
my mum visited during the 80s and said the airport was horrifying, and I visited a few years ago

>Gemma Arterton as Marilyn Monroe in It’s Me, Sugar

god shes so peng

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if you think about it, white men are the most oppressed class of people on earth

your willy is rubbish

i wish anime was real life. god sucks at creating interesting realities.

>build a new hong kong airport in 5 years even though engineers said it would take 10-20 only to hand it over to the Chinese for free
>STILL haven't built heathrow's third runway
>STILL haven't completed HS2
jesus fucking christ

youre alright

i’m in terry davis’s discord

i'm really glad it isn't you qatari sexuali deviant

fair play
rubbish

>wish i was a girl
this

Anyone else wanna bang Olivia Coleman?
I know she's not "hot" but something about her lads

>>STILL haven't built heathrow's third runway
it's meant to be dublin

this but only the first 2 parts

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Extrapolate

why is the white man so masochistic?

he’s even worse than the jew when it comes to that 2bh

she's not hot but she is a bit cute

you're just a failure

my dad does

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts. She's so beautiful.

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w-what

Cuck mental

Why not just move to one of those Australian suburbs where everyone's a British expat?

always forget why I don't browse /his/ often and then scrolling through their catalog immediately remember

biggest disappointment on the site

The brick video has stuck with me more than any other shock video on the Internet. The pain in that man's screams cut you right to the core. Pure, unadulterated suffering. And the thought that it could happen at any time is terrifying

it's decided lads
packing my bags and moving to 'ong 'ong

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Pictured is a trans couple
A coupling of a Male-to-Female and a Female-to-Male

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I got the first get on that board ama

>barrage_baffling.webm.tar.bz2.gz.zip.arj.ace.7z

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>& the humanities

Doesn’t like >70% of the Australian population live in three mega suburbs in the coastal cities?

Lads, my Great Nana just died. She was a horrible person, I've not seen her in 5 years and she was riddled with dementia, but I still feel a bit weird about it, and I'm smashed on alcohol right now. What some drugs I can use to get over it?

yes

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone*

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You wanna disappear in a crowd
Just a stranger in a room
Wanna change your colors just for the night
With no word of it following you, oh
No word of it following you, oh
No word of it following you, oh
No word of it

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