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When the sun go down its the magic hour
The magic hour
And outta all the colors that are still up the skies
You got green on your mind
I can see it in your eyes
Why you standing there with your face screwed up
Don't leave while your hot that's how Mase screwed up
Throwing shit around, the whole place screwed up
Maybe I should call Mase so that he could pray for us
I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat
I ordered you jerk, she said "you are what you eat"
You see I always loved your sense of humor
But tonight you should have seen how quiet the room was
The Lyor Cohen or Dior Homme that's Dior Homme not Dior homie
The crib Scarface couldn't be more Tony
You love me for me could you be more phoney

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based aussie frog poster

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I'm a big fan of the positive comments in this thread. Redditors are so positive and accepting

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Migrate to real new thread

why even bother making a post about this?

too slow
you fucked it
save for recycle

mini russia is right

poo?

poo.

hard to be on time when the aussie posts 20 posts before the bump limit

nigger?

melbin

nigger.

does it make u mad tht u have to dig in the freezer for food while people in england snort enough cocaine to feed 5 estonian families every week and get tired of eating steak

> be English
> go outside
> get stabbed

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A thread died for this

>all around me are familiar faces

do you support Ajax?

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I want to jump Emma Watson's bones.

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any lads seen Into The Badlands?

* vomits internally *

i'm far-right

Ed has gotten his heart broken once again lads
*Gets out the trumpet*

Faggot.

shut up ed

im as far as you can be from far right and far left

Nah you just have shit taste

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far forward or far backward?

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Emma Watson is a goddess, you shut your mouth.

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Get b& faggot.

Masculine facial features with little to no tits and literally no ass. You're the low t faggot here.

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far above

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>literally no ass
How is it possible to be this wrong?

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based esoteric radicalist

nice ass

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absolute sad case you are

Ahahahah pathetic. Real talk though get your t levels checked, men should be attracted to fertile women, not girls who look like prepubescent boys

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>ad hominem

Don't care about white nationalism
Don't care about multiracial societies
Don't care about capitalism
Don't care about miscegenation
Love /brit/

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>Real talk though

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> fallacy fallacy

based old man tbqh

>have a shower, fresh sheets, peppermint tea
>still only sleep for 7 hours

RREEEEEE i wanted 10+

tell us what happened ed

>tfw I've realized that American are much better at lying and bullshitting than most Europeans.
We really are Judeaified rats.

>RREEEEEE

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Goethe was the first true chad

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addicted to pizza

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feel like shit
can't stop thinking about her

why aren't women loyal to anything except their kids (and even that isn't a guarantee)

What was her name user?

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SHUT UP
you betrayed her

>why aren't women loyal to anything except their kids (and even that isn't a guarantee)
LOL, they are only loyal to their kids for the money

Same here.

based fat wojak poster

he was pretty chad desu, he was a friend of Napoleon. Chads think alike.

What if: god is asleep and we're all just a part of his simulation in his dream, and judgement day is when god finally wakes up and he stops dreaming

>tfw the oneitis is a famous movie star known for her prominent role in the Harry Potter film franchise

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Twenty-two hoes on me (ayy)
Twenty-two clothes on me (oh)
Twenty-two golds on me (ayy)
Twenty-two broads on me (keep broads on me)
Givin' you swag for free
Learn how to dress from me (how to dress from me)
Keepin' these hoes beneath
Keepin' 'em beneath my feet (okay)
I done got back on (that backbone)
I done got back on (okay)
Gettin' my racks on (racks)
I'm gettin' to the bag holmes (okay)
Chanel my backbone (Chanel)
Chanel on my backbones (Chanel on my backbones)
Read my texts (yeah)
Better read my texts (yeah)

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henlo, is there any other funkee fresh frogi in?

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t. lovecraft

see

>tfw oneitis doesn't exist and never will after all these years

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fat cunts

oneitis?
virgin freaks

going to fuck off from Jow Forums for a bit and try to focus on self improvement for a couple months
I suggest you do the same

Real discipline is being able to do both

Biologically that is their sole purpose. Men however need to work together to hunt, protect the tribe from invaders etc. Men have no chance for survival if they're beaten. Women can always become new breeding stock for the new tribe so they are naturally more inclined to betrayal.

> haven't had feelings for a girl in years

Feels freeing but also kind of lonely tbqh

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You can do both at the same time if you just learn some self control. But if you want to leave this website go ahead, it's also a great idea.

Literally only thing I have to do today is deadlift

Guess i'll read for the rest of it

Poached eggs + avo on toast for brekky though, gonna get the ol moka pot going too hehe

gf is watching her dumb vapid vloggers again

I mentioned to her that I couldn't imagine ever being self-absorbed enough that I thought my life was interesting enough to talk about on YouTube in daily 45-minute instalments. She got a bit grumpy about that.

off to bed lads, hopefully i have some sweet dreams x

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I'm in a mental cage
I'm locked up
Imprisoned I live
Deathlike, sickening
Strong is your hold
On my resignation
I don't see the stars
My memories are veiled

In fluid dreams
I fall I'm restless
Walls made of stone
Are turned into water now
Enlightened demons
Are taking me by the hand
Approaching me
This great eye speaking

Mountainous waves
Are breaking on my despair
Awaken me but I'm still dreaming
And I just plunge
Into this sea of light
Set open the doors of soul
I'm living

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bet she knows you post segments of your life on Jow Forums

>implying
All you think about before falling asleep is tfwnogf, admit it

Friend texted me and asked said a girl who I suspect may like me asked why I didn't go out tonight

guess what I'm doing this evening lads

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Sitting at home contemplating why you're such a loser?

wanking yourself into a miasma of dried semen and misery

yet again proving my point that it's mostly yanks who angrily reply to me
after I get back mostly likely

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Having some bevvys and a pack of cigys or two with dave, absolute legend

Hey [B]eter

>guess what I'm doing this evening lads
posting on /brit/ wearing pissed trousers

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I could make Emma Watson fall head over heels in love with me.

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>city people
>voting for hillary
hmmmm

>dating a vapid slag

lmao mate, you're playing yourself

>taking that as angry
Fucking Psuedo-Welshmen

> dating someone who watches vlogs

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>But our daughter, though physically normal, honestly looks like she has some sort of disability. So much so we had her tested. She doesn't. One doctor, who was filling in for our regular doctor when DD fell and her arm, when explaining to us how to help her wear a splint for what was, thankfully, just a moderate sprain, said "When a child has Down's syndrome...."
>She doesn't have Down's syndrome.

hooting

I'd take that over being a kissless virgin desu.

Agreed but you can't take those kind of girls seriously. Those are the girls you string along and drop at the first hint of developing feelings.

>Those are your only options

Damn.

feel like pure shit just want to be a househusband