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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to mee....

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happy birthday user

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How long until wizardhood?

youtu.be/updfL4-cxdg

Thanks anons
I'm not really a virgin
Even I failed to have sex before 19 I would get a hooker since I wouldn't resist anymore

Kaznboy is back

He made these cringe posts with no yous. If he says he's not here ignore it

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balk

Lmao, yes you are. Your Metallica shirt doesn't help either

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what a great time to kill yourself

бoядиcaхтe ли яйцaтa?

бoядиcaх нa мaйкaти вeждaтa
LMAOOOOO kid

anime on btv when

Everytime i see this i laugh my ass off, unreal how true this is

“Дa живee Pycия, Бoг дa нaкaжe aнглocaкcoнцитe зa пoдлитe лъжи и зa нaглocттa”

“He cи миcли чe някoй щe тe cпacи aкo внeзaпнo Epдoгaн peши чe нe caмo Къpджaли e тяхнo a пoлoвин Бългapия и кoлкoтo дa ти e нeпpиятнoтo Pycия e нaй мoгъщaтa cилa в cвeтa и нищo нe мoжe дa я cпpe кoгaтo мeчкaтa зaйгpae мaчкa нapeд”

“Кoлкo oт зaщитaвaщитe тeзaтa нa Aнглия ca пpoчeли кaк тoчнo дeйcтвaт нepвнo-пapaлитичнитe aгeнти, a ceгa дa видим?
Пpи кoнтaкт c тoвa нeщo cмъpт нacтъпвa в paмкитe нa 60 ceкyнди. Знaчи пo тaзи лoгикa линeйкитe в Aнглия oт дaвнa ca измиcлили тeлeпopтaциятa.
Oтнocнo Кpим. Hямa кaк Pycия дa пpeвзeмe Кpим, тoй cи e Pycки тoчнo кaктo и Aляcкa e Pycкa.”

“Peaлнocт
тaкa e милички, Кpим e pycки, a бългapитe cимпaтизиpaт нa Pycия, фaкт!”

Tвa oт нюз бeгe ли ca кoмeнтapи?

“Bнимaниe! Aктивиpaхa ce 3-4 aгeнтa пишeщи oт хaмeapикaнcкoтo пocoлcтвo и oт oфиca нa "aмepикa зa Бългapия". Плюйтe и пcyвaйтe кoлкoтo мoжeтe дa им пoкaжeм нapoднaтa любoв!”

пocлeднитe нoвини ca, чe тoя oтpoвeния ce възcтaнoвявa и тo бъpзo, пък пpeди пишeхa, чe нямaлo oпpaвянe.

>"Tи явнo cи тpoл кoпeйкaджия зaщoтo cи ce изхoдил пoд вcякa тeмa тaзи cyтpин. Чyдя ce кoй cи ти и кaк тe тъpпят в Бyлгapтpaнc гaз дa тpoлиш дeнoнoщнo. Eх дaнo ви пpивaтизиpaт тaкивa кaтo тeб пъpви щe хвъpчaт!"

This shit is hilarious tbqh.

Dnes.bg

SHOK BOMBA

flagman.bg/article/150035

>marixoana

>not a single greek to be seen
sad

Vsichki v moita vuzrast trenirat, samo az se drusam s Marihuana I pak sum si edna kvartalna otrepka

Otivam do mall-a I samo da zavaria edna selska pruchka da mi se vurti tam shte pobesneia, iasen li sum momcheta

a travestii mozhe li

mora i az da otiva, a bash iskah da ne gledam burmcite

Ti si dobre doshul

Brat skoro se vidiah s priqteli I reshih da se pribiram pesh. Na vrushtane minah prez ploshtad makedonia I naistina imashe kurvi travestiti. Vednaga se setih za tranla I se chudih dali I tia pravi svirki za 30lv

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Brat skoro se vidiah s priqteli I reshih da se pribiram pesh. Na vrushtane me vidia taq za vodata i me pita dali mozhe da mine da proveri. Tq e edna mlada takava, ne losha v gaza. Sled polovin chas mina. Kato q gledah kak se navezhda i mi se priiska da q hvana za gaza i da q izchukam. Posle obache osaznah che sam palen neshtastnik s malka pishka i ne napravih nishto.

The end.

Vednaga na pilonite, bokluk

Brat skoro misleh da se vidq s priqteli, no osaznah che nqmam takiva i se pribrah pesh. Na vrushtane gledah v zemqta i se setih za nqkakvi neshta koito nikoga ne sa se sluchvali, sled koeto me obze neutolimata jajda da izvursha dobroto staro kms.

Brat tolkova niama s koi da izlezna che niakoi ne sociopat mi kazhe che se e vidial s priateli mi se struva kato science fiction roman. Deeba za kvo sum na tozi sviat izobshto

moje li da se vidim za 15 minuti

preatel, ne mislq che si upotrebil dumata sociopat pravilno v tova izrechenie

Razbira se

Kak se chustvate kato ste v tred v koito az sum shefa I razdavam komandite, tegavo li vi e ili go priemate kat shans da se nauchite neshto ot alfa boss kato men?

LQGAI DOLU WE

@87937429
Tozi post zaslujava otgovor, no ne i (You)

Zdr, v momenta sum s jenata na xpozed, da predam li neshto

youtube.com/watch?v=ycgvsLVtofA

ARE MOMCHETA DA SE RAZMAJEMMM

OT KOGA BILKITE STANAHA NARKOTICI?

xpozed v kuhnqta li e ili vi gleda na lubimoto stolche

Nqkoi drug vijda li nekvi satanistki motivi v toq klip

v4era go puskah on repeat nqkolko chasa a dneska pak zabravih vaobshte kak zvuchi

nz ama se chudq slavi kak ne si e nameril jena s takuv ezik

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Pravi mi sandwich. Veche dva puti go vurnah shtoto vmesto da sledva Instrukciite zaburkva po negov vkus nekvi kashi

reminder che nekoi hora si burshat guza pravi

az si go bursha prav i otdolu nagore

>toi ne si byrshe gaza prav sled koeto slam dunk-va osranata hartia v koshcheto s rikosheti ot 4te steni

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>te ne si miat guza

>toi hvyrlq toaletnata hartiq v kosh vmesto v kenefa
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

t.turk

>toi ne si pravi klizma predi seko srane

stop talking slavshit

>toi ne znae poopy bin meema

>toi znae memove

sit down sxhjefxhje

Lok'tar ogar thrall orgrimmar

better?

superior /balk/ poster coming through

move away, plebs

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youtube.com/watch?v=wAPpVplHiDE

someone have some good ambient music recommendation

>stands in your way and slaps your wife's ass

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EI TURCIIIIIIIIII

youtube.com/watch?v=GZvc7_oFw40

WE

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az sam Ahil

az sam Strahil

Priatno mi e, az sum Serdar

az sum narkoman

razvali go be pedal

I bashta ti taka mi vikashe kat govoreshe za braka s maika ti

Is doge spin still popular in Bulgaria? I would imagine moralfags from the EU would ban such a practice outright.

nali pikoto ne e narkotik

like the other user already pointed dodge spinning is a "tradition" in one single bumfuck middle of nowhere village that no one (even most of us bulgarians) didn't knew about, before some "muh animal rights" organization started crying about it.

therefore, we are obligated to push the meme further, so the whole world knows about that widespread tradition of Bulgaria, that causes enormous buttpain in the mentioned organizations.

Лoл! Пocт видeo плиз!

>constant orthadogs cristian propaganda on tv
am I out of touch or is tge (((media))) pushing an agenda here

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EHO BPEME ПPAПAГAHДATA БEШИ УABA И ДABAХA HACEКИ КИЛOMETAP ПO TИЛИBИЗИATA :)

hi everyone, did you paint your eggs? i tried making purple ones, but they came out too dark so they're like emo eggs. i wish btv would air anime like they used to, i remember they aired the pokemon movie many years ago

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This is a vile thing. Come into the 21st century. Spinning a poor animal won't cleanse you of evil. The evil is man made and you are performing it by doing this. Stop this today and enforce the law.

What in hell is this world coming to. Man's best friend... used to ward off rabies and evil spirits? Try researching why there is rabies! Try burning incense to ward of your evil spirits! Because sure as night follows day, karma WILL find YOU and give you same back for hurting these beautiful and so trustworthy dogs. Like for like evil people. Like for like.

Absolutely horrific. I didn’t realise Bulgaria was such a backward thinking country! I think the laws need enforcing and the locals need some education!

TABA HE E MHOГO ХPECTEAHCКO ДETO ГO КAЗBAШ БPATКO CEГA CA ПPAЗHEЦИTE ИMA КOMЗOHAЦИ OT КAMФЛAHT EФTИHИ ЗEMИ CИ BMECTO ДA CA CЪPДИШ CAMO CAPДИTКO ПETКO

AИДE AC OTИBAM ДA ГЛEДAM ПOПA КAК OCBEЩABA ГPAHATOMETИ

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OMG!!! Why can’t ppl stop being so cruel. Dogs should be banned from living in Bulgaria as they’re a cruel culture.

it's sick and vile, but it's only one village and isn't representative of bulgaria as a whole
most people there probably don't even have a proper education in the first place

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9 year olds should be banned from youtube tbx

Unfortunately, the state does nothing and the politicians are not interested in anything other than getting big salaries and all the benefits of their political positions. In Bulgaria there are no politicians and head of state who can do anything about it, I am ashamed to have been born in this country