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>>left wing music
>>left wing anime
>>left wing films

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>"I want a gf"
>look at girls
>unless they're pretty cute I'm not at all interested except for sex
>I'm not interested in casual sex
>therefore not interested in the majority of girls
>majority of girls probably aren't interested in me either
Ah yes this will turn out well

what vid's this one from
asking for a mate

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the right-wing look

absolute beast and a great fit

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Did Joe Rogan's supplements actually cause him to grow?

lefty you say
good tune tho
youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc

> good tune
> autistic screeching

youtube.com/watch?v=sCv-PIs-ilo actual tune

I want a Z3, that's a two-seater, boy
Okay, I pull my cash out, shawty pass out
Take her ass out, then I spaz out

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any 5'10" man in

how's life as king of manlets

does anyone else hate this weird Deano lifecoaching/self-help trend?

>be at the gym
>some black guy banging on to some teenager about not "wasting time so you can make money and get results" and how high reps low weight is better than heavy lifting
>brother's deano friend gave him a book which says you can just 'will things into existence'

trying to think of more examples

So listen up, heres the story

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>'will things into existence'
you can't?

you literally can will things into existence

But they don't want to hear that
they want the real shit
they want that drug talk
that I cant feel shit

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>brits morning routine involves an acid face wash

>can't will things into existence
utter state of your third eye

For the time it was good. so we grew up. the idiology was the lie

For a tropical country it sure is hard to find any cool insects that aren't ants
I'd love to find a big stag beetle or something

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left-wing music has the same ideological depth as that of it's autistic teenage target base

slap a hammer & sickle on anything and they'll think its 'cool'

there's a willy in there

*wills you into non-existence*

good lad

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dirty faced square

> he doesn't know about willing things into existence

I̸͍̹̥̖̞f̧̟̝͕ ̮̟͔̕o̫̯̙̯̳n̗͖̩̪̠̣͖͘l̺͈͘ͅy̥̞̤ͅ ̫̹͟y̴̟̥o̭̫̮̮͎̫͇͢u̳̞̹̥ ̩̖͙̠͜c̼̭̱o̶̞̩̮u͖̻̼̻̟̥̭l͚̙͓͉͈̠̗ḓ̥͉ ͎̰̙̪̯͍̪͢u̠̬̗̮̥͉̥͠n̶̼̜̙͍̣ḓ̶̯è͎̥ṛ̗s̮̠̥̬̪͚͓t͓̞̀a̱͈̙̜̝̰͝n̜͍̙̟̜̘͖͞ḏ̖̻̫ͅͅ

Everything I say at the right time
Givin' girls cocaine, white wine
Everyone afraid of my lifestyle

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if there was a machine that could turn you into a real functioning biological female, and also removed any of your masculine physical characteristics so you're indistinguishable, would you do it?

go into the jungle and get near water

can't believe we don't have nationalised rail, this country is fucking third world with a thin veneer of first world sprayed on top

Nah periods are the stuff of nightmares

you’re talking about people who think voting fo a long established far left party is somehow a protest against “the man”

can't do that you calcified pineal gland

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you can, but not from some deano self-help book

you need to get into proper esoteric magick.

can't be that bad compared to all the benefits

shush
you don't exist anymore
non-existent things don't speak

the guide to getting the esoteric magick book is in the deano self-help book you mong

jez'll fix it once the barren autist's turn is up comrade

lads

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Police in Canada have confirmed that 14 people were killed when a lorry and a bus carrying a junior ice hockey team collided on Friday evening.

The Humboldt Broncos were travelling on Highway 35, north of Tisdale in the province of Saskatchewan.

Ť̍ḩ͔̣̠͕̙̖͔͒͋̋͌ë̺͈̭̱͇̻͖́̂ͩ͌ͦ̇ ̖͓͇̦͙́ͧ̾̾̈́͢M̮̘y̛̺͖̞̋ͬ̿̽̚s̹̤̮͠t̩̬̙͍̓̒ͪḙ͚̳̠͓̾͊r̛͉̩̤̎͊̽͆̂͗ỹ̫̰̘̪̙̽ͧ̕ ̫̗̖̰̗̹̍͛͠o̵͓̹͙̤̬͖̰͗͐̐f͓̮̺͓͇̙̘̑̈́ͦ̃ ̟̬̠͆ͩ̾̃͟t͖͎̙͍͈̔̂ͬͩͯ̄h̙̣̝͎̬̦ͪͣ̆e̘͕̜͉͒̐̋ͭͧ ̰̱ͣ̽̆ͨ͌͘G̐ͫ͝r̠̤̞̤̖̎̋̃͊ḁ̯i̶̤͉̖̮̎̿͗͗l̦̠̪͎͔͒̆̋ͭ͊ ̨̝̭̤ͫ͛ͩ͋͆ͩā̗̫̝̋ͩ̀ͤͅn̪͇̘̹̮̹̓͂͑̾d̸̰̦͉͎͈̜ͬ͒̇ͫ̓ ̙͙̻̼̬̟E͍̼͎͛̍r̃̌̂̿ơ̥͇̞̤̠͕s̠̘͙̍̈́ ̴͈͚̙̼̪̙̩͂à͕n̷̮̗͎ͦḏ̪̩̻̦̾̈̿ͣ͗͊ ͫ̈́̋ͫt̵̝͔̩̭̳͓h͙̮̥̣ͅȇ̢̺̓͋ͮͦͬ̃ ̴̬͈͉ͣ̌̎̃M̖͑ͦ̈́͆ͭ́̚y͍̰͂̊ͅs̹̻͍̖̬͓̳̉tͫ̎͒e͙͕͓̹̤͕͡ͅr͕̠̗͖̤̺ͦ̃͊̂̍̍̏ǐ̮̜͒͑ͩ̓ẽ̯̥̗͓̜s̜̺ͩ̆̈̕ ̛͖̺͖̱͙͔͋ͅo͍̩͈̪̫̯fͧ͗͐̾̆́ ͔͇͟L̴͇͉̪͐ͨͩ͑̃̈́o͔͙̺̰ͤv̸̤͙̊eͤ͗̌͊̿͡ ̫͚̙̳̥̖͙̓͒̽̈ͫͪ
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̧͕̝̪͂̑̈́A͚ ͉̠̮̣̙̥̾ͫ̈́̀̍͐̊͘ṕ̨̩͙̐ͣr̨͉̯͙͍͓͔͚ő̭̗͙̱ͩͬṗ̧͔̯̗̣̳͎é̠̮͉̳̠r̳ͣ ̖̗ͫͨ́̈́͗̿i̢̭͚̭͎͚͊͛ͩn͕̩̥̬ͪ͆͋͐ͧ̂t̸̫ŗ͈o͍̰̣̱̠͕̬͒ͮḓ̥̝̰͓͋͡ͅu̟̠͙ͤ̃͒̃c͕̙̠̗ͨ̌t͎̥͓̠ͪͨ̉̔͘ǐo̟͍̘̫̳n̼̫͇͒̓͆ͦ̕,̦̯̆ͭͧ͛͛̑̚͢ ̫͉͓̻̖̽̀b͖̼̝͚̬͈͍̎e̳͈̩̦͌̋̄̑̀w͎̯̦̤͔a̳̘̿ͣr̮̂̈́ͤ̌e͚͙͈̗͊̀ ̣͕̮̏ͩ͊ͅẗ̪͎̯̺́͆̓̆̚ḥ͓͋̍̂̀̌́e̜̙̙̟̻͋͋͊̔ ̞͉͇̳͊̓͌ͭ͋͢r̩̳͉͔̓ͪͪͩ̍ͨ̉i͎̯̱͍̹͈͢ṣ͓͎͓̊̾̐̐̋͛k̗̝̖̭͌̊ͪ̔͂̿̎s̤̳͇͉̠͔ͭͫ̽̊͡ ͓͓̗̤̻̪̊̾ͪ͆͘

why is the most famous thing in your country an image of a naked lad pissing?

sup chocolate

CHOON: youtube.com/watch?v=lat7m_LIAl8

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would like to try it but for only a week

>KISS
Disgusting seppo rock

dis dood know

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Neck yourself immediately.

basically people with few opportunities in life who entertained by visions of the life of the rich and famous, get a bit weird about it and start imagining that there is easy routes to success that they can actually grasp that will help them go from the mundane life to that of celebrities that resemble them.

usually just shit about muh positive thinking, muh time management, muh [insert generic positive trait]

Bit new York
youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

I'd rather not bleed my inner walls through an axe slit every month. Dominating girls in bed is something that makes being a man worth it despite any and all hardships.

where's my fucking package

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more off a twisted sister man me

came twice in 10 mins watching her bikini haul video

>grunge

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/x/ retarded nonsense. If it's so real, why don't they will themselves into a job.

thought you could use pills

youtube.com/watch?v=L5xP4RPTwf4

Actual comfy tune. Enough of the autistic rock screeching.

pleb

>deano has a job
>you don't
hmmmmmmm

dude do what thou willst lmao

link

Unironically good taste.

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not a fan of grunge but its a tune. you hate it American?

>He doesn't will things into existence

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i don't know how i feel about it honestly.
on one hand i can imagine some virgin in his bedroom ni his underwear and a cape trying to manipulae a ouijia board or tarot cards to make himself a gf

on the other hand when i'm going through london and i look at all the esoteric reliefs on buildings and shit like zodiac sundials on old buildings, i can't help but wonder if there is something to it.

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

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Yes I would rather listen to big hair bands of the 80s than whiney shit from the 90s.

willy is bulging

Don't delve into it. It's real but the cost is too high.

who this?

apparently the chief Deano his royal highness high king of the Gaels McGregor is also into this deano self-help shit.

can tell you black magic is somewhat real

youtube.com/watch?v=8VdhrFB-ZUU

also worth a look
youtube.com/watch?v=bfVpxe764Ag

got a date on Tuesday

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there's better than Kiss
generally agree with you

Red pill me on hermeticism

any vocaroo man in?

CAnnt ger out of bed
Mates dog is sitting on me

how?

*wills a naked and submissive runt into existence*

read Illuminatus! Trilogy lad

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>twisted sister
kek
KEK

i mean why would rich people put so much references to it all over their old buildings and join decidedly secret organisations and stuff?

Any effect it has is just placebo. Just spooky nonsense for people who want to feel excited about having special powers.

haha yeah platos forms theye like magic cos theyre real but they dont exist but things that do existcan be derivedfrom them you get me blood? damn im like a wizard n shit haha

>Mate
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