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By not browsing NSFW boards and hiding NSFW content in Sfw boards.

Fuck you, I only giggled because you caught me off-guard.

Shit I had a date yesterday night, it ended up good I feel like but shiiiiiiit I messed shit up atr the beginning because of my autism. I didn't stop being reluctent to hugs and kisses... I was just overthinking and even if it ended up good I feel like shit

I see thanks for the answer

Yesterday while being degenerate I realized that the cause of my degeneracy was an attempt to regain the childlike wonder and enjoying life again, just without being abused this time.

And then I thought is that why so many other abused children become degenerate, is that just normal, either way I'm fucked

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based maga pepe kek ben garrison

Beurettes really hug and kiss on the first date?

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Why do Arabs go to Europe for gibs when they can get way better gibs from gulf states?

No they're too proud for that

Gulf states don't care take refugees because the gulf states don't care about their Muslim Arab brothers just USA and Israel.

MBS is seriously making me throw up

Arab khaleej states don't give welfare. But Egyptians basically colonised the khaleej with the desis

Yeah but I read it's relatively easy to get citizenship in cunts like Qatar or Kuwait. Just work there for a few years get citizenship than you don't have to work a day again if you don't want to.

Even a starved displaced refugee would much rather die of hypothermia in buttfuck nowhere transylvania than go to the gulf.

I'm not sure how to feel about him, the western media (and English al Jazeera) are pushing the narrative that he's going to "curb extremism" and "reform" KSA but... the Wahhabis and the Saudis have had an agreement for 300 years, he wouldn't just betray his family's ally would he?

>relatively easy to get citizenship in cunts like Qatar or Kuwait.
Whoever said that is retarded. It's pretty much impossible to become naturalized, have to be a resident for 20 years and even then they intentionally make the process impossibly difficult to keep people out. If it was so easy to become a citizen they wouldn't be 90+% non-citizen would they?

what does he even do?

He's just cuckifying KSA because of muh Tehran. He wants to create an arab version of the United States in the desert, he's a fool

>cuckifying
This buzzword abuse is getting out of hand.

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Nobody cares

Pardon me but morocco is the cuckest country of all mena

Why? Help me understand.
>Whoever said that is retarded. It's pretty much impossible to become naturalized, have to be a resident for 20 years and even then they intentionally make the process impossibly difficult to keep people out. If it was so easy to become a citizen they wouldn't be 90+% non-citizen would they?
Hmm, okay then thats much different than what I was told before.

Western Sahara is cucked by Morocco

>maybe women should be allowed to drive
>STOP KEKIFYING KSA YOU BETA MALE SOYBOY KIKE SHILL KEK

meant to quote as well

PAJEET REPRESENT

Sup, Syrianon? Which faction do you support?

Morocco is cucked by itself
youtube.com/watch?v=eA5Ys-Ai5AQ&feature=youtu.be

>and English al Jazeera
That's fucking liar. Al Jazeera has been ripping into him from day one

>rounding up and banning clerics who dare to speak against Israel
>wants to americanize the society
>not cuckifying KSA

These literally never happen

aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/mohammed-bin-salman-break-saudi-wahhabi-pact-180107091158729.html
Here's an article about him going against the wahhabis

youtube.com/watch?v=e_xGeZDk3Sw
post arab rap

He just banned the twitter account of a Makkan cleric who spoke against Israeli occupation and literally said that Israel deserved peace on their lands

>Saudis are jew puppets
A revelation which comes to eh surprise of no one.
He is just more outgoing about it.

I read the whole article, it doesn't say anywhere that MBS is going against wahabbis. It talks in terms of hypothetical situations

Why are Muslims in Pakistan and India such Saudi-boos while everyone in /mena/ seems to be anti-Saudi?

Source? What did he say, specifically?

He did say he's okay with Israel existing, google it.

fr.sputniknews.com/international/201804031035781740-salmane-israel-iran-arabie-saoudite/

They are? I always knew that Desi Muslims liked to be arab-ish (which is something that I don't understand because Indo-Aryan history is rich) but only because of UAE or Qatar, not KSA

>They are?
Yea, they seriously have a boner for the royal family and the Saudis in general. Desi Muslims for some time have been seemingly trying to adopt Arabic culture rather than the dominant Persian one

>Desi Muslims liked to be arab-ish
South Asia has the same problem Europe and America have, allowing gulf money to finance Salafi mosques.

Billions of dollars go into convincing them that their native version of Islam is shirk so they have nothing left except copying bedouins.

I think it was just to appeal to westerners.
His comments are actually directed to a western audience as seen with the fact that he said them in an interview with a western newspaper.

What's their general opinion on Erdogan?

>They are? I always knew that Desi Muslims liked to be arab-ish (which is something that I don't understand because Indo-Aryan history is rich)
Because they're muslim, duh. It's "cuck myself to the Arabs" the religion.

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Ataturk realized this

Neck yourself

Maybe they feel like the royal family is some arab-Islamic version of the Windsor family for the Ummah

Why is Erdogan so popular among muslims?

Because he seems to be the (only) leader who has hope for the Islamic world and a sense of ummah

Because he's a conservative who keeps insulting the US and Israel

Yeah, he's the only one who stand up to anti-muslim bigots

youtu.be/tc76Ypkqa3Q
usually i try my best to avoid tyrone pop, let aside when it's interpreted in the mouth of a sandindu, but damn when their lyrical themes encompass socio-political issues rather than hash and their dick size it's actually semi-enjoyable

More like a nationalist under the grab of an "Islamic" ruler

More like a unscrupulous power-grabber under the garb of a nationalist under the grab of an "Islamic" ruler

Bump

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more like grab my asse

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You are missing my point

pls yamede kurasai

vocaroo.com/i/s1GGXEcvqYFb

>be indo
>get cucked by aryan
wow so rich

>be maghrebi
>cucked by romans and greeks
>cucked by vandals
>so cucked by arabs to the point that you start speaking their language and adopt their religion
>cucked by iberians
>have to ask the ottomans for help to drive them out of your cities
>they accept to help in exchange of letting your lands being part of their empire
>as the ottoman empire gradually collapsed, france acquired your country
>finally get your independence
>mass immigrate to marseilles shortly after

shit fuck nigger

I told you to stop

Please never stop

Damn I wish I took notes before it got deleted.

Normalfags regularly mistake the exalted greatness of a woman's bottom for a secondary and insignificant fetish, but it runs much, much deeper than that. We're all familiar with the eternal 'butt or boobs' dilemma that made many brave men shed tears of rage filled blood as this problem leaves no room for a middle ground. Why so many manly spontaneous combustions over fleeting worldly pleasures? The answer is that all of us realise subcounsciously that this question is the perfect allegory for the merits of nobility and entrepreneurship; the right by blood and self-made glory.
A woman's bust size, the perkiness, the firmness, her milk's viscosity and every other specs down to the molecular level is predetermined the moment her oji-san came inside her oba-chan; a foregone conclusion susceptible to the cruel machinations of genetics that is no less different from that of a kid born into an aristocratic family. Granted, a woman that got the short end of the stick can opt for breast enhancing surgery, but much like a nouveau bourgeois buying a nobility title, her and her fakeness will be the laughing stock of her naturally well endowed colleagues for generations to come and will only attract shady weirdos entranced by the trashy allure of the counterfeit honkers. A lose-lose situation that deals a fatal blow to the already fragile psyche of women.
At the other end of the spectrum lies the glorious bunt, women with well developed and balanced behinds tend to be hot-blooded mistresses that have the assertiveness and vigor to take fate by its ugly head and crush it into a bloody red pulp, very much contrasting with the acquiescence and 'what comes comes' mentality of milk machines. You should also note the exquisite longevity of a craftily maintained ass that outlives veiny milk by decades, flipping a big giant fuck you to menopause; old hags enthusiasts don't have to suspend their desbelief when fapping to a cake or milf that has a glistening tasty butt.

you people disgust me

>He does it for free

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Me and my mom have had a pretty open relationship as a mother and son. We've seen each other naked lots and lots of times growing up and now as a adult(I developed incestuous feelings for her when I was 15, now I'm 22). Couple months back I decided to go visit her and while I was there she, asked if I wanted to shower cause of the heat. I said yes then she asked if she could join me which took me by surprise. We showered, while in the shower, she rubbed soap all over me and really gave me a scrub down(grabbed my balls, dick, even cleaned my ass lol). I got the courage to ask if I could scrub her down, she said okay, and I gave her a detailed scrub down of her body(took my time when I reached her breast, she made sure I got her pussy lips real good[loved that], and finally I washed her ass and even got a feel of her b-hole[my favorite part]). She gave me a massage after we dried off, tried to give one to her but she refused. Went home mind blown, went to visit her again in the coming months(2 more times I think, we showered together both times).
I am considering going to visit her and try to shower with her like usual, maybe take her out for some food, and maybe take her for a nice drive if the time allowed. But what I am considering is just asking her, bluntly I guess, if she would have sex with me one and only one time. Also telling her that I would buy condoms and I'd buy a plan b after pill just to be extra safe. Telling her we're both consenting adults and it would just be between the 2 of us, and it would be purely sexual(unless of course she decided to take things further, which I'd be completely happy about).

mods=clods

Showers with dad.

So ever since I discovered I was into men I’ve always had a thing for dad types. Lucky for me I have had what I consider to be several hot naked moments with my dad that I still think back on when I jerk off. spoiler this isn’t going to turn into some porn scene where we have sex. Just some real father son nude moments

My parents are divorced and it happened when I was pretty young. I never really cared much since for a while they still continued to live near to each other and I would spend weekends with my dad. We had a good relationship when I was younger and were always pretty close. Since I was so young at the time we would still always take showers together and I never thought much of it. I do remember being fascinated by his seemingly huge penis (it was flaccid and most likely just average but obviously to a young kid it was huge) and was always slightly interested in his bush.

Nothing overly sexual ever happened in the showers but I do remember that he would always make me turn around and he would wash my backside and when he was done with me he would squat down and I would do the same for him to make sure we were clean all over.

I would always have to pee in the shower (still do) and we would make a silly game out of it and cross streams or pee pretending we were one of these peeing water statues.

We would always dry off together and then jump on the bed for a while and watch some cartoons or random television shows. We would mostly air dry in the nude or with either just a towel loosely covering.

A big perk was that I was always able to spend almost my entire summer vacations with him. Each time I would visit we would always go back to the same scenario of taking showers together and watching the tv while air drying.

XD

They deserved it desu

Thanks
Stay mad
You see the difference between you and him is that his posts are worded in a much superior manner regardless of the core message/expected reaction being the same.

its not my fault I'm not good at english T_T

He copied it from reddit that‘s why it‘s a lot more inferior

I did but my english is still shit tbqh

>literally outing yourself as a redditor

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cringe

i still hang out there when bored :)

Hi nigger

Shut up negroid
I would rather gouge my eyes out

How are you, petit renois?

you use fb so...

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But I don't? I have an barely account and unlike you I have a normie life and I need to keep on contact with relatives

by god! you're obnoxious.

I want to rape and make Muslim Mutt babies with you

whatever abdi. go be a muhammadan somewhere else.

pic related: the state of /mena/

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How's your life? And why are you such a creep?!?

>How's your life?
frustrating, can't seem to get what i want out of it. feeling like a hamster in a wheel.
>And why are you such a creep?!?
haha, what makes you say that? is it because of last time? it's just bantz, dude.

>frustrating, can't seem to get what i want out of it. feeling like a hamster in a wheel.
What are the good things?
>haha, what makes you say that? is it because of last time? it's just bantz, dude.
I’m just kidding