/brit/

King Paki al-Londistani wants the police to bring back stop and search because he can't stop the darkies from killing one another

one of the thieves was saved

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shes decent but it really shows how easy it is for a 7/10 girl to get successful
she makes such crappy low effort vids and they all get 20k vids

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well i clearly dindt like the news of my dick getting choped when i was three

youtube.com/watch?v=mdvMt2Orv6k
the daily dose

listening to king crimson

correct

Used to LOVE Mr Sark back in the day when he would do daily vlogs and the weekly inbox show at Machinima. I had a look at his channel just now and it looks like he's become so fucking lazy now.

15 minute shite montages of him playing video games. Only uploads a couple vids a month. How the mighty have fallen. Shame cos if he did a similar weekly Q&A like what he did at Machinima he'd be raking it in

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Might join the Taliban lads

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>why is everyone leaving the left
they aren't

any discipline man in

Buy a cream with Betamethasone in it(corticosteroid, get it from singapore or india or wherever)

Buy some phimorings, put them in for an hour a day, then put the steroid cream on, will fix you up

An erect shaft just normal

can't believe the taliban are still relevant honestly why the fuck do they even still exist

L'Exceptionalist ~ avec Brendan Fraser

don't join the taliban

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
yeah

who keeps arming these mudshits?

they are
leftist party crashed with no survivors here
all became radical "centrists" though

They probably wouldn't let you post on Jow Forums, lad.

It's weird they were the actual government for a while.

Didn't realize we elected a racist

ah yes

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>phimorings
miss that gimmick

fucking shit i clicked it for the cute girl and it's fucking I GOT SARGONNED

Once during unprotected sex I got paraphimosis, which happened because her vag pushed my foreskin too far and it wouldn't come back again. It was very painful, and I had to stop intercourse immediately and run to the nearest A&E to get it fixed. I didn't tell her where I was going, and we didn't speak about it the following morning.

ireland must be destroyed

they make their own guns

>I take antidepressants and I will forever, bucko.

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And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.

glad i'll never have this problem

> which happened because her vag pushed my foreskin too far and it wouldn't come back again

What the fuck does that even mean? Why would you have any foreskin available with an engorged cock? I've not been mutilated and my dick looks circumcised when its erect.

told a mate i'd help move some boxes for his mum today
why the fuck would i do that?
now i have to get a bath and go out and do stuff with people
cannot, for the life of me, be remotely arsed with this

hypothesis: socialization is a form of hypnosis

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feel sorry for you if your parents were so shit they got you mutilated without your constent and now you feel you have to overcompensate and rationalise it all the time

should've said your frenulum snapped, it happens

funny as it was, shit actually works miracles, passive stretching is better than active stretching for phimo

he killed millions...

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yeah the existential dread starts kicking in again

ah yes weekend toil probono

hypothesis: socialization is a form of phimosis

Could’ve been a pilot, could’ve been a doctor
Could’ve been a pimp, could’ve been a mobster
Could’ve been a mack, could’ve been a dope boy
Homie, matter of fact - I'm a motherfucking coke boy

People with average grasps of reality are. Historical detail is right there for us now.
t. once leftist

>dave/chester is circumsized
>quite easily the most obnoxious, toxic, anger-filled poster on /brit/

really makes you think

genuinely think mr sark is the funniest Youtuber and l still watch inbox montages occasionally

his new stuff is still funny, but you're right he's sadly become lazy

chad corbyn for president

want to pull back your phimotic foreskins and give your skippy bellends a big old sniff

leftypol on full catastrophic meltdown

same

Chad " If he's Oriental ill go mental " Corbyn

Who is the Funniest YouTuber, 2018?

does the phimo cotton bud method work

they are tbf

If the foreskin isn't held firm by the condom, then it naturally gets pulled back and forward a little bit more. However, due to my phimosis, it got pulled back but couldn't come back again, meaning my bellend was partially exposed and incredibly constricted. If I didn't get medical attention then I might genuinely have had to have the thing amputated, because the circulation was being cut off. Fucking doctors didn't tell me any of this though, and I only found it out for myself when I started to research why my foreskin was so tight, a few years later

me i reckon

extra flags, no?

Listen to a few Christian existentialists and you'll be sorted in no time

Yes, but slowly

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acslaterlol

She failed media studies? source?

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We could've been anything that we wanted to be
But don't it make your heart glad
That we decided, a fact we take pride in
We became the best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it
We're the very best at being bad guys

We're rotten to the core
And my congratulations no one likes you any more
Bad guys, we're the very worst
Each of us contemptible, we're criticised and cursed
We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at being bad

We could've been anything we wanted to be
We took the easy way out
With little training, we mastered complaining
Manners seemed unnecessary
We're so rude, it's almost scary

We could've been anything that we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
With little practice, we made every black list
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad

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feel like shit

become really fascinated by Deano self-help shit.

>here are the top 3 secrets to entrepeneurship that will make you a billionaire who owns a lambo and an island
>to get to the top of your game you need to use time effectively - that means sleeping for 4 hours MAX
>a lot of people don't succeed in life because they're 'too cool for school'
>hey guys subscribe to me and i'll teach YOU the top 80 secrets to health wealth and love.
>if you're a pessimistic person, well then don't click on this video

>to get ripped you need to do HIIT, drink mango juice and eat extra-male vitality supplements

Please link a christian existentialist lad

the doc said it'd be a good idea though. one of my earliest memories is trying to piss and it hurting and my cock ballooning up into a ball cos my phimo was so bad. glad i had the snip tbqh

my man on the inside informed me of mass suicides in the leftypol discord

their siege of /brit/ might finally come to an end

>tfw no big eyed persian gf
why even live? :(

I wish they were, but most leftists are leaving the "far left" and becoming "centrists" i.e. crypto leftists

> due to my phimosis

Ah okay my bad I didn't catch that earlier.

did the jewish man on a stick confirm the meanign of your life runt?

test

stephen tries

she was fit and retarded

Unironically have the tube of E45 and latex glove warming on the radiator in preparation for making a homemade vagina

ARSE

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so whys she do it?

very expensive choice of cream lad you can buy much cheaper ones to stick your knob in

Reckon phimosis lads just didn't wank properly, they probably humped the bed instead of loosening the foreskin with wanks

why are aussies such silly billies

HAT

> existential dread
> he hasn't read Dostoevsky

Stay unwoke

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thought if you had phimo and used a condom during sex there could be no problems?

it's the next step in gamer channels

just got a text saying "you weirdo ahahhah" from a girl, thinkign of hanging myself

The 'now you're a hobo-sexual' bit never fails to make me laugh.

I get that he's made decent money and probably wants to spend quality time with his kids and live off of what he's saved for a while, but come on man give the people what they want.

Just splicing together a compilation of moments from a stream does not make for quality content

read female interest websites when I'm bored at toil
exceedingly grim

probably never got their mums to help them when they were kids

YouTube videos of Jordan Peterson for starters, then move on to reading some Paul Tillich, Carl Jung, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Soren Kierkegaard. If you want to explore the theological justification for Christianity, start with William Lane Craig and then move to Edward Feser

No, I'm not actually a Christian, but I've gone from atheist to agnostic deist and I'm much happier now desu. Existential crises, when they're unironic, are no joke

god please fucking legalise rape

bet those brainlets don't even apply aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere

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If the entire North united militarily and purged the undesirables from London (And maybe Bristol and Brighton whilst we're at it) then the Kingdom will be saved

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