Mfw a tourist asks me for directions

>gps exists
>we literally put computers in space for this very reason
>some negro disturbs me to ask where his hotel is

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How would knowing street names effect the situation?

I never speak to tourists.
>do you speak English?
Nee.

I always give Africans the wrong directions

I hate them so much

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>Google Maps is perfect 100% of all times and GPS always works 100% perfect
Last week I was in another German city and the GPS was pointing into the wrong direction the whole time, took me 30 minutes to find a place that was 300m away and I had to ask people

You guys seem rude.

You can't use mobile datas when in other countries dumb chink

>standing on central station waiting for train home
>tourists come up and asks for direction
>guide them wrong on purpose
>mfw they took a 1.5 hour reroute

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Yes you can, Mario

Ok peasant

This is why you always ask multiple people.

We can in Europe since June 2017
But on other countries, without a proper contract, you pay fuck tons of money for using mobile datas

Why are they even there in Hong Kong?

Dumb African who got lost in Italy.

In Thailand I bought a 2 weeks contract at the airport and received a local SIM card
I realize though that not all countries make it so convenient for you to use your phone at a fairly low price when abroad

>Pretend not to speak english

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Selling drugs and condoms in the toilets of nightclubs mostly

>"Sorry I don't know where that is"
>if I actually thought about it I'd know where it is

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My contract lets me use my mobile data in all of Europe and 49 countries outside of Europe with no extra cost. Get a better phone provider m8

>my english seems doing pretty decent job

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>my english seems doing pretty decent job

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>my English seems to be doing a pretty decent job
There you go Japo

>You can't use mobile datas when in other countries dumb chink
You can download data for some places you want to visit at home, then just use free gps positioning. I did that for my cyprus trip in 2017

idk about other cunts, but here it's normal to buy a short term overseas contract when you are on vacation

>>is this the last stop?
t-b-h the bus system in Malta is 3rd world tier

How bad can it be there's probably like 5 stops tops.

>Tourists ask me for directions
>invite them in for some sweet tea
>show them around my house and have them meet my family
>give them dinner and a place to stay
>turns out they were lookin' for here all along

yeah, we fucked up really hard.

He's right, believe me.

>my english seems be doin' me a fine decent job
translated that into american for you.

hey that was intentional

>using public transport in Malta
The place is fucking tiny, I don't even trust the roads, let alone the trains

>trains
What trains?

>mfw foreign tourists never visit the shithole I live in

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>american hospitality

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Wait, there seriously isn't even trains? I can't tell whether that's a good thing or not

You said it yourself, we're fucking tiny. Buses suffice if the roads weren't clogged with traffic and the service was good.

you could construct a moving walkway around the island and eliminate the need for cars

>Malta becomes the Jetsons dream

Who'd've thunk?

We are some of the most lazy people on the face of earth. We drive our cars for a distance that could be walked in 5 minutes, we park randomly so we don't have to walk long lengths,
there's the phenomenon of parking in the middle of the street right in-front of a bar or a pastizzerija to go in and buy stuff, letting the others wait for your rude ass. Were the problem, not
necessarily the roads, and we'll always choose the fastest, and most comfortable way to travel. If we could, we'd park in the fucking building we're going to.

kek

>At a bar with some friends
>3 Chads come up
>Ask where's a good bar to get laid
>No idea why they're asking this from me
>Give them directions to the bar with a ton of lesbians

>yfw they turn the whole bar straight.
this was pences plan all along

They literally sell mobile chips with data plans on the airports.

Did she let you touch her poosey?

>every tourist have internet access
>every place is correctly put on google maps
>baterries don't die
All of these have happened to me, btw

>asked for directions
>give very specific route using street names and approximate time it will take
>"but can I get to the interstate from this road?"

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