I never got into a real fight

>I'm not an Australian subhuman
HOW WILL AUSFAGS EVER RECOVER????????????????????????

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Me when I was in holydays with my magrebi crew, American bitch learned the respect

youtube.com/watch?v=4diGPR5tG7M

i used to start fights because of primary school autism and got the shit kicked out of me, this happened at least three times, but i learned.

What a whore.

I only beat women and those who are weaker than me
I call it social darwinism

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same
i was never bullied even tho i'm antisocial autist so i had never the chance to exprience a fight

you are very wise like tsun zsu

Closest thing I've had to a fight was shitty sucker punch.

>be 15 or 16
>skateboarding at night with friends on halloween
>group of younger teens (black) come marching across parking lot wearing masks
>they all surround me because I'm the smallest
>take a babby punch in the face from unknown direction
>push them away and pick up my skateboard and threaten them
>they all run away

>the only real fist fight I've been in after grown up is against my father and brother

I hate my blood

What is a real fight? One where you get hit? I've never had anyone try to fight back when I started hitting them(they were all intimidated even though they were always the ones to start shit) so I don't know if those counted as real fights.
Anyways, I haven't had to punch other people since graduating from high school and I'd prefer it to stay that way.

I got suspended three or four times for fighting until I started high school. Then my old man told me he'd break my fingers if I started shit now because I needed to shape up if I wanted to get into college.

Middle school was fun.

ooga booga grug smash

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Story

One where injuries are possible. I don't count the childhood fights

>Children are not capable of injuring each other

You clearly didn't go to school and see any black girls fight each other

I mean little kid fights

>wanting to get in a fight where you can get injured
great idea, go ahead and do that

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does schoolyard fights count

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I got into two and lost both

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I've been in dozens, sucks going to ghetto ass schools with social culture more like a prison than normal schools.

How do you lose? There's no reason to never go all-out in a fight.

same
i was never bullied even tho i'm antisocial autist so i had never the chance to exprience a fight

last 'real' other than MCMAP ground fighting horseshit was at some little rugby tournament in Nashville, "nash bash" where my city's team had a brush up with some talented redneck catholic all-boys private school

Does fighting your abusive father to defend your mother and sisters count?

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Yes

You could kill someone and get charged with murder if you go beyond what is deemed to be self defense.

I never seen a fight before

Philippines is the most peaceful country on earth and we are not like those australian wh*toid subhuman

..the most Powerful race ...

i-i bow..

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Fights in movies always crack me up, the way they trade hard punches to the face.
In real life one good solid hit and you're done.
Just about anybody in reasonable shape can knock somebody out if they connect.

You don't even need to be in decent shape. Even a manlet can win a fight if he hits someone on the chin or behind the ear.

haha mm

How the fuck is that even possible?

I'm gentle and so i don't bother people and i hit the gym so no one bothers me

i fought my dad
shit was sad

I unironically enjoy fighting.

Fucking normalfags having people to fight with

I could fight a gorilla

Me too, I'd definetly lose, but still...

t. patol
I never got in any fight ever
I'm basically a saint

Balls dont grown in the gym faggot
the fuck you looking at

t. DA NOOOOOOOOOORDEN BRADA

Ur mum
I didn't say I ever started a fight by myself

>not befriending the chad bully to do the work for you

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Grug Toss around many fermented berries, grug ask for template, Grug feel happy, want to rub fingers all over grug cave.

t. prison bitch

I've never started a fight, but got beaten up several times and was blamed for it.

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A lot. I moved around a lot as a kid.

Last fight I got into was in a bar where I had to beat up a few Mexicans for trying to hustle me in pool

what does it feel like getting KO-d anons?

>*crack*

confusing

literally me

Lights out, you see black, you hear ringing in ears, it takes a few seconds to realize what happened, then you try to stand and your legs feel like Jello

I assume that by 'brawl' you mean orgy

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