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Tell me about this country and its people
Bentley Young
Justin Hill
Fake Slovenia
Samuel Jackson
Das ist die Tschechoslowakei
Isaiah Clark
They have a lot of ukrainians and gypsies within their borders. + no sea access. Basically a non country :D
Justin Rodriguez
Mountain Poles who forgot who they are
Christian Anderson
>having its capital at 1km from the borders
Brandon Edwards
Rightful heirs of Svatopluk
Jace Wright
they are slow and also vaks
Isaac Thompson
>tell me about this country and its people
The country is beautiful, it has the best and most diverse nature in central Europe.
The people are nice but they get really touchy when they're told they're half hungarians and half czechs. Down south they really are just hungarians and even tho I really love Slovakia the south should be part of Hungary (at least the majority hungarian parts).
>Mountain Poles who forgot who they are
They have nothing to do with poles tbhfam.
>>having its capital at 1km from the borders
Blame the hungarians for that, when they owned Slovakia they never bothered to invest in anything other than the south.
>Rightful heirs of Svatopluk
No that's us.
t. a Moravian living 10 min. away from the border
Landon Myers
>a lot of ukrainians
No...
There are many more in Poland and Czechia. Guest workers from abroad started coming here only durning the last few years.
Thomas Foster
Northen Hungary
Ian Campbell
Good place to export our mafia.
Joseph Sanchez
Do slovakians and slovenians have some connection with eachother considering that their names are similar?
Sebastian Wilson
Like if they descended from the same tribe?
Adrian Ramirez
yes they were one people till hungarians came
Lincoln Bell
>Like if they descended from the same tribe?
Yes, but we are more distant than Swedes and Norwegians for example. It's more like your relation with the Dutch, you guys are related, but not that closely.
Christian Bell
Unironically the worst country in Europe if you can call it a country
Literally no history, population is a mix of slavs mixed with gypsies and then Hungarians in the South. They use a Hungarian symbol on their flag and the nation basically didn't exist before it was memed into existence at the end of Austria-Hungary's lifespan.
No history, no culture, capital is literally a village. Landlocked boring shitstate. I'd compare it to like Wyoming but even Wyoming is more interesting than Slovakscum.
Wyatt Lewis
no they have hungarians
Nicholas Long
I still don't know why this exists desu
Yeah it looks nice but it shouldn't really be a country
Jackson Jenkins
We are not of the same tribe, in the 9th century the Slovaks called themselves Moravians and we called ourselves Carantanians. Cf. with Scandinavia where everyone called themselves Danes until about the second millennium CE.
Kevin Carter
>mutt telling other country that has no history
Oh fuck....
Ethan Evans
lots of gypsies
Brody Hughes
gypsy towns in the north
Andrew White
górale and gypsies: the country
Carson Reyes
im unironically mix of those two lol
Carter King
Do you think Orava is a rightful Polish clay?
Luke Cox
Polish Gorals dont like Slovak Gorals
Alexander Hernandez
Hes right though.
Connor Watson
I know very little about that part of the country desu
Owen Brown
In Slovakia they are now assimilated and Gorals are dying out, in Poland they are much more alive.
Its old ethnicity and they used to be one tribe but somewhere along the lines they started to associate themselves more with their respective countries, which is shame in my opinion, the language is also funny, its polish heavily influenced by slovak
Christian Wood
I don't care
On the contrary from my experience
górale stick close
Caleb King
they are like hungarians, but worse. someone trained them to speak slavic as a joke.
Blake Hill
why did slovakia wanted to break away from czechia?
Isaac Foster
Slovak politicians wanted to make stealing less complex
Brandon Price
it was political decision
majority of czechs and slovaks were against
Logan Murphy
Isn't Slovakia's culture heavily influenced by górale? Half of Slovakia is mountains
Elijah Sullivan
I dont know what is Slovak culture, this country is heavily regionally split, we have like 50 dialects.
Orava is certainly Goral influenced, but other parts i dont think so, most Slovaks dont even know what Goral is
Oliver Price
Also, almost nobody lives in the mountains, and its like 70% not half
Isaiah Baker
wtf all my life I thought slovakia basically is góralistan
Dylan Hall
HEY
It's OUR job to remind Slovaks of that, not yours. Shoo!
Jack Garcia
south is hungarian khaganate to the core, east dialect is more similar to ukrainian than to standard slovak (i dont even understand it) slovak nationalism was based on ''we are not hungarians''
Eli Williams
>The country is beautiful, it has the best and most diverse nature in central Europe.
but that's germany
unironically
Luis Butler
Don't forget the "Hey, wanna be a part of non-Hungarian country and help balance out the 3 million Germs still left in the country?"
Grayson Thomas
>south is hungarian khaganate
>slovak nationalism was based on "we are not hungarians"
really makes you think
Kevin Martin
I dunno, they make good beer.
Christian Turner
Slovenia but worse and asshurt
Daniel Richardson
That creepy ass kid's tv show
Colton Mitchell
Which one?
Luke Phillips
The one with the pink puppet, full nightmare shit right there
Elijah Rodriguez
Raťafák Plachta is adorable
Cameron Miller
that's scary
Jason King
the south is hungarian in every sense, i dont know why we got it during Trianon
btw our nationalistic movement didnt want to split from Hungary, they just wanted Slovak to be recognized as language and to have Slovak schools
Hunter Nguyen
very racist