/brit/

>DHL

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this, this is jungle

get yer tits owt

you've never heard of DHL before?

an historian comes from the French speakers failing to pronounce r's
native english speakers call it a historian
matter settled

uhm no sweaty

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*heems you*

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sloot

>he doesn't rate pogba
screeching

im not gay but don't you think these lads are cute

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i literally rate everyone except pogba

feel like it's proper to write "a historian" but in speech it should come out as "an historian"

the most cucked member of the EU is ireland

Every Male over the age of 18 should be forced to do a lie detector test to check if they are a virgin or not, virgins should have their organs harvested and non virgins will live

where can i buy the gucci sperm ghost hoodie

Who are they?

>quora or some stupid shit
it's "a historian", according to the rules of english pronunciation. Who misses the "h" at the beginning of words ffs, are you poorthern?

an hero

she isnt but unironically

Dave is such a pussy he doesn't even stick to his guns

I'm sure your retarded abbreviations will catch on someday, kiddo

he was a literal unironic genius
youtube.com/watch?v=K6DkiD9rBJM

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i thought it would be greece

>HE DOESN'T RATE POGBA

NEED a 1960's italo-american gf

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Big fan of Mr Sark and Machinima Inbox. Very funny stuff.

Cop or not?

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Watch out lads Dave's going to do his nut in about this historian thing

>according to shit i've pulled out of my arsehole

Nope, you've lost dave. It's over, anyway, seen any adults in croptops yet?

Greece

that's casper the ghost

>you've lost
how?
reminder of "an hero" being so retarded it became a meme. You are wrong lad

No looks like it's a model, cops normally have badges

im uh historian : )

Dave... Come on mate...

How are those so oddly perky?

Fug gimme the link

got 2 months to lose my virginity before I turn 19

get the an bevvies in lads

hello ytlg

>jungle is it?
>uhh s'alright prefer hard house man
>yeah?
>yeaaaah

its not hard to get laid really

the last affirmative action hero

I unironically want a devvo style burberry cap

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t. the real dave

but then who would post in /brit/

it's an hard thing to do if you don't pay for it

save your neetbux and fuck a prozzy mate, can't be too much

Imagine not losing your virginity at 17 what sort of losers are you?

turn 20 in 3 months and im still a virgin haha

it is when you're an ugly freak like me

I'm 24 in June and still havent done a kiss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

an hero is different because of the phonetics in the word hero. Historian is different phonetically. You're such a spastic trog, dave

nah you're just not trying enough
it's not about looks m8 it's about confidence

dibs on your collagen and kidneys

Join Us brother, our day will come

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Virgin freak!
A Virgin freak!
OHHH VIRGIN FREAKIIINGGG
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>dat gun-lighter
>dat rollie
>dem shitty vitctorian-era terrace gaffs
>dat '07 micra

ballin'

I'll help you out mate

POOCHESTER SHITTY HAHA

do you seriously not pronounce the letter H at the start of the word historian?

yeah I'd probably spaff on their faces after fucking them raw, mostly a dominance thing

40 years old and only shagged 2 birds

it's easy
make sure you're reasonably well-groomed, and be charismatic, charming, and confident.
and don't be too nice, you don't want to be seen as a crawler

lads whats a good site for watching blocked youtube vids

He did the mash
He did the Muenster mash
The Muenster mash
It was a highstreet smash
Da
Da
Da
Da

date tonight might break my dry spell

HAHAHAHA

you're fucking pathetic if you think you've had it that bad, christ you're deluded

dave

Fuck off to the old people's home cunt

Virgin freak.

>he doesn't pronounce the "h" in historian
mongo

daveeeyyy booyyyy
*low tone trumpets*
hes the man, the most autistic
poster in this thread

might buy a pink sweatshirt

Dressing like you're poor is fashionable to some people. Weird

You've averaged one every 20 years, you'll get another by 2038 lad

Virgins are the most persecuted group on Earth, even Hitler didn't persecute Jews the way the average person persecutes virgins

think he's just a poorthern monkey

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Were you the lad I was chatting with last night/earlier about Sarks content quality and how he's gotten lazy as fuck?

2010-2012 was his golden age

Crazy how long ago it was that I discovered Machinima respawn cos I was looking up cod videos and how to be better

virgins should be sent to internment camps

You both keep claiming this, and i've said I don't before. You are supposed to still pronounce the "H" in Historian when you're saying it correctly with "an" at the start

I'm from manchester and "h" doesn't really exist here

sometimes i joke with a girl i know about incels and this one lad who admitted he hasn't kissed anyone yet and she always laughs at him and calls him weird and creepy and not normal but what she doesn't know is that i haven't kissed anyone either

gonna kiss her soon though haha

>might buy a pink sweatshirt

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As a 29yr old virgin I would love free painless euthanasia instead of jumping through hoops learning how to kill myself with heroin

load me on the train hahaha

me on the left
/brit/ on the right

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virgins should be executed by the time they're 20. you've already failed at life and there's no hope for you by that point