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thanks :)))
day 1 of I have done literally nothing but eat, shit, morrowind, repeat

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selamat malam user

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Malam minggu mengapa segera tidur? Berjaga lah sampai pagi.

Cewek sialan kegatalan mata duitan mata keranjang

youtube.com/watch?v=V3Wjz4AvGOc

what's cap apek

Some kind of generic liquor brand

lelaki kardus lelaki karpet lelaki kencrot lelaki bangkrut lelaki mencret lelaki karbet lelaki bangsaaaaaaaad
youtube.com/watch?v=T_85Fj_DQp0

Mayday, mayday mayday!

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Belum lagi
Bulan depan baru Mei

nothing personal kid

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Another crash?
Didn't you just lost an F-16 just days ago?

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thread music

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>nigger rap

fuck off peru

>Ian kasela without his sunglasses
What sorcery is this!?

who pay for reparations...

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TAK PERNAHKAH KAU SEDARI, AKU LAH YANG KAU SAKITI

youtube.com/watch?v=9tZPmSv6DTs

>wagecucks

youtube.com/watch?v=48LOYKmmIw8

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glad I don't live in Jekardah

Pasti gara-gara Ahok.

the beauty of Singapore women. also pick one .

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stop posting the same image peru.

fuck off you don't belong here

I'm surprised, the Indonesian language sounds quite nice

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why so hostile towards peru
he is also asian just like you

I understand your sarcasm but he lies a lot and he's rude towards other non asean poster that posts here.

Jokes aside, he's an underage without any doubt.

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>he's rude towards other non asean
based

>he lies a lot
wtf I hate peru now!

> he's an underage without any doubt.

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Thailand

That's not Laos.
Nothing could possibly beat 270million cluster bombs with 80million still unexploded.

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But Laos looks comfy.
>tfw you'll never live in a small wooden shed in a tiny village in Lao mountains with a cute Lao wife and 4 children

>tfw you'll never be murdered by American GIs as they rape your wife and children

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I mean now obviously.

Playing bomblet RNG when going for a stroll doesn't sound fun.
Even the shacks are made of bombs.

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night :)

sour grape

Jakarta is a shithole

Still at the office lads.

How do they do it?

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still faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr better than your irrelevant backwater shithole city (or village).

>April 8
RIP Uber SEA

Uber eats is still around.

youtu.be/u0mgsw_AwRA

pagi-pagi hujan

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Which country in Southeast Asian would make the best colony?

None, colonization is BAD.

Even your country's time under America?

Good. Uber and its ilk is nothing new. Disruptive tech my ass. In the 80's we call these unlicensed taxis, teksi sapu. If your business model is based on breaking the law to make a percentage profit, you deserve to go down.

Colonization is bad no matter the good things. While the American period had many positive benefits (contrary to what those other people say) there were negative economic cons whose effects can still be felt to this day.

Ridesharing isn't illegal here though, you just need a license.

>egative economic cons whose effects can still be felt to this day.
Such as? I know we were kinda dicks and killed a bunch of you guys, but what else did we do wrong

i got 5gb only for Rp.10, but it's so fucking slow
bumn pelit

Nippon Banzai! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

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Those trade deals which meant the US got a lot of "benefits" economy-wise from local production. Those deals weren't repealed until the 1970s, and by then it was too late.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qh_tmge-moo
puasa sebentar lagi

>all dem STD's

>tfw live in Jakarta

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Bell trade?
It was ammended as early as the 50's full effect in the 60's
In the 70's marcos tried to bring it back or some form of it

Yeah that one.

any good?

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I want to try some food from SEA. What is good?

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>mfw Rp. 800 for 1gb all network

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It's good but sometimes their chicken is too small. Also despite the name it's actually now owned by a Malaysian company and Kenny only gets some royalties on the use of his name.

crispy rendang

jollibee

balut

> me on Sunday

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t. E-ktp Registered Telkomsel user
Enjoy being tracked

t. Slow 3 user

>t. E-ktp Registered Telkomsel user
>Enjoy being tracked
i just realized this
should i use vpn or what (android)?

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Good measure,
But your sms and call would still be traceable,
Don't do anything stupid.

>he fell for the paranoid Jow Forums meme
We're not USA, our stupid government won't ever do anything.

Must be nice having a non-Stasi government

> He like mama minta pulsa
> He like being scammed by chink scammers

had talked with a CPA who his friend's working for KPK
and yes, everyone could tracked your phone for any gain (crime investigation, big data for business/politic, etc)
maybe should change to iphone since apparently they respect users privacy and harder to exploit

elaborate?

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i cringed so hard at that pic.

ladyboy benis

central and south american indios are inherently asian

>Marines
Guess Boeing and Bell will be happy with incoming Osprey purchases.

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Sounds good desu
What is this meme?
Aren't those just burgers?
Aaaaah

>What is this meme?
Latest SEA meme,bong judge mistakes chicken cooked in coconut milk for fried chicken triggering 4 countries.
scmp.com/week-asia/society/article/2140670/why-are-so-many-steaming-mad-over-masterchef-judges-crispy-rendang
straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/rendang-saga-stirs-up-crisp-responses

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A CUTE

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>tfw never had a gf
>balding in the age of 20s

should i kms

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youtu.be/Vkz-NSBfzKY

do you have beard?
my family bald fast too (about 40) but thankfully they've great facial hair genetic

youtu.be/ElTfCrs3hhk

post more

youtu.be/aVhaXCIGYdQ

youtu.be/iWgpSSgSJvI

>capital is slowly sinking
>1st world

haha, no

we haven't done anything for flood control yet

yes, i have beard, it grew so fast whenever i shave and also my eyebrows are thick

but i wish that i had my hair back to normal, i don't wanna be that corbuzier in the early of 20s

REEEEEEE

mashallah user

>TFW NO PHILLIPINE GF

HOW DO I OBTAIN?