/brit/

Blush when a girl talks to me sometimes but they love it because I'm attractive

Too scared to lose my virginity to an escort

I’m not good looking but I look quite hard and chavvy and I’ve never had a problem getting girls.

the chad virgin walk vs the virgin nerd face

POWER JUST WENT OUT

THE DERBY

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ah yes
the old go offline as I send you a message trick

virgin freak go get some sex

learn to speak English and then we can talk.

Don't

BLACKED

what should I do if the 6.8 isn't a virgin

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how?

i've planted the seed dave. give it time and it'll explode later tonight, you'll see

- Skitzo

didn't realize how much it would zoom in, bit freaky desu

que?

youtube.com/watch?v=UG-LwJyZrnM

techno

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kys

she isnt lad i already shagged her

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I look like a young Jonathan Pryce but with a cleft chin.

Thinking of this time when i was drinking with 2 random brits in krakow (1 girl. 1 guy) and the girl asks us both how many girls we have slept with, she put me on the spot and was c'mon user I know you lads count these things so I said 11 and they were both like yeah thats a decent number; pretty average lol even though I am a virgin haha

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Literally just talk to girls

Then lose your virginity when you find one you get on with

virgins are freaks

do NOT reply to me if you're a virgin

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you the square head

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i'm not going to wait a hour or more to find out what an horrible lie i was told

has dave ever lost an argument?

i think not

utter unit

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It's my only option

if you think about it lads virgins are the only ones not getting cucked

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By that logic you can’t reply to your own post.

'e

Is that iCarly?

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his parents probably didnt care about him very much if they let him get like that

iktf desu

might have a cum now

not if they shag other female virgins

the place looked seedy/dirty and all the women were old and overweight because it was one of the 2 or 3 blowjob bars in tokyo that accept foreigners
a jap can go into one and get a 19 year old in a maid costume to suck him off but gaijin dont have that luxury

why is it men prefer virgin women but guys see it as some horrible circumstance?

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>female virgins
>past the age of 8
kek

Never posted own face

every weekend the same a-level students and uni kids come on here spamming le virgin freak

haha ur a virgin!!

>men prefer virgin women
only virgins do

because society is sexist

Key that unlock many locks is master key. Lock that opened by many keys is shitty lock

Know a girl that lost her virginity at 20 tbqh.

ok kid

this but it's a good thing

*avoids mentioning the crosspost debacle from the last thread*

haha all the lads wahey having a wank and all that

open.spotify.com/track/1H5IfYyIIAlgDX8zguUzns

is it common to be able to get off on any old slag posted here?

if I want a wank I normally have to search long and hard for whatever particular peccadillo I'm craving at the time
some random pair of tits isn't going to satiate me

yeah mate 9 year old girls are having sex everywhere

WOAH mama

6 minutes
60 posts

Slow down

fuck this gay earth

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Very interesting. But also disturbing.
What the fuck is wrong with japs.

having a wank and all that

fuck off nonce

l am a virgin

What about Rotherham?

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t. virgin

BUENO!

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yeah lad they do speaking from experience

Boastfully, I replied 'Doing a poo haha wahey!', after which a profound and confused silence descended on the whole dinner table, broken somewhat awkwardly by my mother who informed my aunt '.. user is in between jobs right now, but he's looking hard everyday and attending many interviews', to which my father lowly muttered 'like fuck he is'. Amid the strained silence, my young cousin asked his father what I meant by shouting that, before my mother changed the subject entirely and I continued staring at and playing with my fish fingers

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the 'rents are "concerned" about me lads, it's not hard to explain the whole "i'm a 25 year old depressed NEET with no future or hopes who doesn't want to toil for 50+ years and not be able to afford a house" to them is it

these have to be the fastest threads on Jow Forums, can't think of anything else

Common slags are my sexual peccadillo to be honest.

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>>/lit/10963878

That's what social workers wrote it off as when they complained about it, isn't it?

'

New /yu/ Yugoslavian general

all commies welcome

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ava that's not normal

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what the are you on about
are you so much of a virgin freak that you cant handle the existence of brothels
dont talk such gobshite

god FUCK OFF you disgusting fucking paedophile, guarantee you're a grotesquely obese, fat, hairy, sweaty mutt

Would you be okay with your daughter, sister, or mother working there?

>Nooooooo why can't I get a prozzie in Japan

Couldn't you just shag a local? I mean, how hard can it be.

Trump General is, I think.

font

YOU NEED THREE GREATER-THAN SYMBOLS TO CROSSPOST ACROSS BOARDS!!!!!!!!!!

>Wanking
>sex before marriage

fuck that who /proud boy/ here?

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Ahahaha sounds like you got bummed when you were a kid.

Uncle or granddad?

Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you fucker dance you fucker
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face

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if my sister worked there i'd be her first customer

>guarantee you're a grotesquely obese, fat, hairy, sweaty mutt
fantasizing about me again, user?

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mate spent a year at a uni in japan and fucked loads of girls

honestly very jealous and envious

loooooool