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free palestine

Nice to see opposites attract.

think you mean thicker hair
different for different ethnicities maybe you're used to n. africans

?

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probably first time i've seen alan talk about something else than himself

el haitANO

who names their kid Alan lmao is this 1968

yum yum yum
cant wait

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And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

great...great, i'll have the chicken jalfreezi with garlic naan and a side order of poppadoms and mango chutney. chopchop

At work:

Customer:
>Alri how's it going?
Me:
>...
>Yourself?
Customer:
>Aye no bad lad

I responded in my mind but didn't actually say it hahaha what am I like

>Almost exactly eleven years to the day after Plato's death, on May 6, 2010, her son Tyler Lambert died at the age of 25 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.[19] He had reportedly been experimenting with drugs and alcohol.[20] Johnny Whitaker, Plato's former manager and a family friend, said that Lambert always said he "wanted to be with Mom."[9]

sue

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I'm going to trip up as 190 cm now because I am also 190 cm

Fucking degenerates

Seriously how do I buy drugs

filtered

those are called men sweetiepie

from a drug dealer???
its not hard

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didn't know that going to go read the wiki now thanks lad. cool shit

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erm yeah fascinating mate anyhow could you do me a 6pc meal with a can of tango please mate

Yes exactly, the term elluded me.
Yes exactly, it's one of the rawest and sexiest things ever. It's pure sex.

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money

if you're not making at least £500 per month on the internet alone then you're doing it wrong lol

this post will change your life

tea:
4 fish fingers and chips
4 choccy caramel shortbread
2 packs of crisps
gummy worms
2 cups of tea

>being a cryptomong
no thanks

shit shag in soho
will be reporting back to the lads at the ukpunting forum and telling them to avoid this girl

pewdiepie's a handsome gentleman

But WHERE ARE THEY

walked down the high street but didn't see any contenders

wonder if hes on fin yet

How did the romantic date end last night irishlad?

My arm has been injured for weeks now but I can't go to the doctor because I have no time.

Valjean, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur le Mayor
You'll wear a different chain!

Before you say another word, Javert
Before you chain me up like a slave again
Listen to me! There is something I must do.
This woman leaves behind a suffering child.
There is none but me who can intercede,
In Mercy's name, three days are all I need.
Then I'll return, I pledge my word.
Then I'll return

You must think me mad!
I've hunted you across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.

(Men like me can never change)
Believe of me what you will
(Men like you can never change)
There is a duty that I'm sworn to do
(No,)
You know nothing of my life
(24601)
All I did was steal some bread
(My duty's to the law - you have no rights)
You know nothing of the world
(Come with me 24601)
You would sooner see me dead
(Now the wheel has turned around)
But not before I see this justice done
(Jean Valjean is nothing now)
I am warning you Javert
(Dare you talk to me of crime)
I'm a stronger man by far
(And the price you had to pay)
(Every man is born in sin)
There is power in me yet
My race is not yet run
(Every man must choose his way)
I am warning you Javert
There is nothing I won't dare
If I have to kill you here
I'll do what must be done!

You know nothing of Javert
I was born inside a jail
I was born with scum like you
I am from the gutter too!

look mate
have you left uni yet
because if you have, its too late

rip lil peep

the irish are culturally British

>tfw you will never be a millionaire whose entire job is playing games and shitposting and gets to fuck a qt italian
just end me

>YOU GROOVE YOU LOSE?!
>Uploaded 3 hours ago by PewDiePie

can he fucking STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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didn't say anything about crypto mate, jog on

Where do you live?

Who /been mistaken as sales guy in shops multiple times/ here?

Should smash the fuck out of marzia

Imagine that annoying high pitched whine as you force your Anglo cock into her arse

absolute disgrace
everyone involved in this should be shot

she ran screaming at sight of me. left a legible imprint of herself on the wall and everything

what region

asked the 6.8 today and she just let out a little laugh and walked away and talked to the bloke about 10 feet from me, havent stopped crying since i got home

all clothes look good when you're good looking

he looks like some low end EPL player

rip lil peep

i texted "wew" to my mom one singular time and she thought it was funny so now she puts wew in her texts to me sometimes
i wonder if she writes it to other people haha shes a sweetheart tho

need a search bullet straight to the soulebellum

NW london

Ordered from Papa Johns for the first time.

1x Original XXL Double Pepperoni
1x Side Order Chicken Poppers
1x Piri Piri Chicken Poppers
1x Pepsi 1.5 litre
1x Garlic Bread
2x Garlic sauce
2x BBQ sauce

Only £42.99!

imagine not drinking bottled water

how many positions do you use on average every time you have sex???

I went along with it once because it was the first time anyone had spoken to me in months. Kept it up for about ten minutes before a salesperson came over and chased me out for harassing customers.

does he openly use Jow Forums now

fat cunt

Are you the kentish Town mong? used to live there when I was a kid. shithole

they add soy to that

is the tapwater bad where you're from?

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umm Jow Forums is for normies now sweaty x

yes

The 43 years old yank I had a thresome with has a mexican bf back home.

havin a few friends over?

>mfw I just realised Newcastle are 10th

Wtf I thought they were shit??????

He shows ylyl pages from /wsg/ sometimes

n-no

do you think so? looks very average to me it's kinda weird to me that the biggest youtuber is the aesthetic emobdiment of mediocrity, you would expect them to either be good looking or weird looking

only spastics use street dealers

Are you being serious?
If you cant find drugs in London you should probably stick to dnm because your obviously a mong

Come to south and I'll hook you up

Lads, the bf asked me to cook a meal for us tonight for when he gets back from the pub. He hasn't got in touch so I gave up and ordered a Dominoes pizza.

The Slimani effect baby

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tune

the worst that happend was when i was 17 i was mistaken as one of the ticket pikeys at the fun fair

when did you grow out of caring if girls see you browsing /brit/ in pubelic

Nah

Live about 15 mins from kentish town

Might go up to Camden and just hunt for dealers. Fancy some mandy

Jow Forumstraps is my favourite subreddit

what a shitty bf you are

the most obvious ones are the dodgy blacks on that huge bridge in Camden Town, they literally offer coke out loud as you walk past in the evenings and nights, god knows what's in their product

like it or not this is what peak male performance looks like

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*hug*

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i knew a girl that browsed /brit/ like a year ago, right autist as well