Talk to someone online

>talk to someone online
>"where are you from?"
>germany and you?
>"oh cool i love germany i wanna visit again i like town x and y bla bla bla..."
>tfw i now need to act like i care about their country
>tfw this country is actually absolutely shit

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"Your country's flag looks nice"

>German autism

>whats your country
>denmark
>same
>user disconnected

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>talk to some guy about sports
>"What sport do you do?"
>me "Krav Maga"
>guy "oh, that's really deadly!!"
>girl "what is it?"
>guy "It's some really dangerous martial art from Israel"
>girl "oh, I love jews and Israel. I always wanted to go there"
>me "... "
>Now she thinks I'm Jewish and from Israel.

The only good Germans are the ones under a truck.

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>"Where are you from?"
>"California"

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The US is a wasteland of humans, complete degenerates and garbage, highly dangerous

Latin America is even worse.

Stop trying to suck up to Europeans

Why do the natives call it 'Cali' to international people?

Are they really that self obsessed they think their abbreviation is world relevant.

>oh, I love jews and Israel
What did she mean by this????

>Why do the natives call it 'Cali' to international people?
Nobody from California says "Cali" though

>hi from?
>fin u?
>fra
>ok glhf
>hf

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>be on holiday
>”helo where u from?”
>Netherlands
>”AMSTERDAM!!! WEED!!!”

He is a European proxy

Never heard of that country.

>where u from
>UK
>omg whats your accent like?

tfw I have a thick northern accent not some harry potter shit

I mean you clearly know what it is

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No you don't.

hmmm

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See? You're just autistic. Everything will be fine

>first meet german girl online
>"omg you are from germany? I love germany!"
>girl: "Yeah I love Germany too!"
>"Hey did you like the nazis?"
>Girl is now offline.

Why do they do this?

I always said germans cant make friends. It's their general problem.

>country